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@joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
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┻━┻ ︵ ¯\\(ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻ #SoftwareEngineering #Java #Kotlin #DadJokes #DistributedSystems 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@joschi, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
📣 We're looking for a new colleague to fill a Staff Product Engineer role at @dash0.com to work with us on our billing systems. We're looking for someone who: - (The Big One) Has experience with billing systems or usage-based pricing models (Stripe API […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
We're looking for someone who:

- (The Big One) Has experience with billing systems or usage-based pricing models (Stripe API experience is a huge plus).

- Has deep architectural expertise in building and operating billing systems for large distributed backend systems. You understand the trade-offs of different patterns and can explain them clearly. Go & Java knowledge is a nice extra!

- Confidently leverages AI and agentic coding tools to accelerate development, applying deep technical judgment to verify, refine, and own the final output.

- Understands that data accuracy is everything when money is involved. You test thoroughly because you know a bug here affects the bottom line.

- Has a "product mindset" for internal tools. You believe the tools our employees use should be just as polished as the ones our customers use.

- Is a natural mentor and cultural leader. You have a track record of improving team processes, fostering psychological safety, and elevating the quality of work around you.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
Get Copilot in Teams. Get Copilot in Slack. Get Copilot in emails. Get Copilot in browsers. Get Copilot in password managers. Get Copilot in banking apps. Get Copilot in porn sites. Get Copilot in appartments. Get Copilot in houses. Get Copilot in beds. Get […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
A banner in GitHub saying:

Get Copilot in Teams
Kick off coding agent tasks from Microsoft Teams.A banner from GitHub saying:

Get Copilot in Slack
Start coding agent tasks directly from Slack conversations.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
The #JavaScript ecosystem is really weird with naming. #Turbopack, #Turborepo… I'm more of a Tuborg Pack and Tuborg Repo guy!
Tuborg Pack: A six-pack of Tuborg GrønTuborg Repo: A crate of Tuborg Øl.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026
@andrewnez
X, X Everywhere Meme with Woody and Buzz Lightyear and the text:

Unicorns
Unicorns everywhere
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2025
Today in "software engineering and internationalization are weird": > Can't use Jetty when the default Locale is Azerbaijan
A line from the Jetty 12.0.31 release notes:

#14097 - Can't use Jetty when the default Locale is Azerbaijan
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025
TIL `docker debug` is based on #NixOS. docs.docker.com/reference/cli/docke…
From the `docker debug` documentation:

Custom builtin tools:

- `install [tool1] [tool2]`: Add Nix packages from: https://search.nixos.org/packages, see example.
- `uninstall [tool1] [tool2]`: Uninstall Nix packages.
- `entrypoint`: Print, lint, or run the entrypoint, see example.
- `builtins`: Show custom builtin tools.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2025
Windows XP SP2
A panoramic view of a rural landscape featuring a lush green field under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds. The foreground shows a pathway bordered by grass, and trees in the distance.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2025
/me hears the Windows XP jingle #Wichtelweg #Langenau www.langenau.de/tourismus/Wichtelwe…
A clear blue sky with scattered white clouds above a landscape of fields and trees. Electric wires are visible in the upper part of the image.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2025
I would've never guessed to find installation instructions using #Nix in a Microsoft-owned repository. 🤯 github.com/microsoft/wassette
Installations instructions for Wassette:

Heading: Nix

You can install Wassette using Nix flakes:

Code:
# Run directly without installation
nix run github:microsoft/wassette -- serve --stdio
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2025
@annikajoeres.bsky.social Falls jemand nach der Quelle für diese Grafik sucht: www.bmuv.de/fileadmin/Daten_BMU/Dow…
Bei dem Bild handelt es sich um einen tabellarischen Auszug aus einem Haushaltsplan, genauer dem "Einzelplan 16".

Die Tabelle mit dem Titel "Haushaltsquerschnitt" listet unter dem Punkt "1.4 Verteilung der Ausgaben nach Kapiteln" die Budgets für verschiedene Bereiche für die Jahre 2024 und 2023 auf.

Einige der aufgeführten Kapitel sind:

- Umweltschutz
- Zwischen- und Endlagerung
- Naturschutz
- Nukleare Sicherheit, Strahlenschutz
- Verbraucherpolitik

Sowie die Budgets für das Ministerium und verschiedene Bundesämter (z.B. Umweltbundesamt, Bundesamt für Strahlenschutz).

Die Gesamtausgaben ("Insgesamt") für diesen Einzelplan belaufen sich für 2024 auf 2.400.000 (vermutlich in Tausend Euro, also 2,4 Mrd. €) und für 2023 auf 2.449.694 (ca. 2,45 Mrd. €).
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2025
Liebe RegioIT/SWU, interne Exceptions über eine Smartphone App an Endkunden weiterreichen ist eher schlecht. Wenn diese Kunden keine Fahrkarten kaufen können, ist das ebenfalls schlecht. Vielleicht kann @synyx helfen. #Fail #Java #RestEasy #Ulm
The image displays a smartphone interface with an error message related to a transportation ticket purchase. It indicates a specific error code and mentions issues with finding a content-type reader. The screen also shows location information for "Ulm/Neu-Ulm," an activation
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2025
The fact that #AWS returns two different certificate bundles at truststore.pki.rds.amazonaws.com/gl… today is not exactly great if one is pinning their checksum in builds to ensure at least a well-known version. 🙄 […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
The output of the "diff -u" command (unified diff), comparing the Subject attributes of the certificates included in the AWS global certificate bundle.

https://docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonRDS/latest/UserGuide/UsingWithRDS.SSL.html
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2025
Liebe @tagesschau, ich möchte keine Push-Nachrichten erhalten, weder jetzt, noch irgendwann später. Warum nutzt die Tagesschau-App dieses #DarkPattern (#Nagging)? Warum gibt es keine Option, welche diese Frage dauerhaft mit Nein beantwortet? […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2025
An arrangement of guitar amplifiers with a black backdrop, featuring a pink sign that reads "LIEBT EUCH ÖFTER." A small lamp sits on top of the amplifiers, and various sound equipment and cables are visible in the foreground.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2025
@xeraa Mesmer, really?
A man with a beard is reacting with surprise and pain as a fist connects with his face in an indoor setting, likely a bathroom, with tile walls in the background.

Mesmer‘s gruesome death scene in the series The Boys.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2025
Good code comments are of utmost importance! #Java #code #SoftwareEngineering #TheseGoToEleven
Screenshot of Java code defining a constant named "ELEVEN":

/**
 * These go to eleven.
 *
 * @see <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc">11</a>
 */
private static final BigInteger ELEVEN = BigInteger.valueOf(11L);
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2025
Malware or monitoring? You decide! Is this the status quo in the #LLM monitoring/cybercrime space?
This screenshot advertises an LLM monitoring tool emphasizing quick and easy integration with various LLM providers and frameworks. It highlights broad compatibility through provider logos and demonstrates a simple Javascript integration example. The code snippet suggests potential features like API key management or request routing via a proxy. Tabs for different programming languages (Javascript, Python) and Langchain indicate multi-platform support. Clear calls to action encourage immediate integration. The tool aims to simplify the process of connecting to and potentially monitoring diverse LLM services.

The monitoring works by changing the base URL to the LLM provider (OpenAPI) with a URL controlled by the monitoring company which will route each request through their proxy, enabling them to siphon off API keys and each request and response to the LLM.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2025
Yes #Eurowings, of course I'd like to be able to cancel my flight for twice as much as the actual ticket costs!
This screenshot from the Eurowings website presents flight booking options, broken down into two main sections: fare types and flexibility options.

At the top, you see three fare categories displayed in separate boxes:

BASIC: Priced at €79.99 with "limited availability."
SMART: Priced at €126.00 with "limited availability."
BIZclass: Priced at €189.99 with "only 5 seats left."

Each fare type has a "Details" link, likely providing more information about what's included in that fare.

Below this, the section "How flexible would you like to be?" offers three flexibility options:

Standard: This option adds +€0 to the base fare and allows changes to bookings up to 40 minutes before departure. However, changes are not free of charge, and cancellation is not possible. A "Continue with Standard" button is available.

Flex Light: This option adds +€10 to the base fare and offers the same booking change window as Standard. It includes one free change, but cancellation is not possible. A "Continue with Flex Light" button is present.

Flex Premium: This option adds +€253.99 to the base fare. It allows changes up to 40 minutes before departure and offers free changes as often as you like. Free cancellation is also included. A "Continue with Flex Premium" button is available.

In the middle of the flexibility options, there's a teal banner that says "Free as a myEurowings member" with an arrow pointing to the right, suggesting potential benefits for members.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/04/2025
There’s really an #MCP server for everything…
A close-up of a rusty metal plate on the ground, marked with "MCP SPA" and "EN 124-2 C250," featuring various decorative patterns and debris scattered around.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2025
[Shitpost/Fetisch] Bei #dm gibt es jetzt #GoldenShower zu kaufen. 💦 dm.de/balea-men-duschgel-golden-int…
Eine schwarz-goldene Flasche Balea MEN Golden Intense 4in1 Duschgel, 300 ml, mit einem intensiven Duft und behauptet, für Körper, Gesicht, Haare und Duft geeignet zu sein.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2025
Only in #GoLang… 🐀
Screenshot of a piece of Go code initializing a variable named "included" as a new instance of big.Rat:

```go
included := new(big.Rat)
```
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/12/2024
Itsameeeee! #lego #supermario #yoshi
A person is pointing at a LEGO box featuring pixel art of Mario and Yoshi from Super Mario World. The text "SUPER MARIO WORLD – MARIO & YOSHI" is displayed at the top of the box art.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2024
Good riddance!
Screenshot of the profile page of the @joschi83 account on Twitter saying "This account doesn't exist".
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2024
Germans are probably not their main audience, but this name roughly translates to "Poopzilla" or "Dungzilla" in German. 💩 mailchi.mp/kotlinweekly/kotlin-week… kotzilla.io #Kotlin #German
From Kotlin Weekly #437:

Koin IDE Plugin: A Koin Configuration Tree
Kotzilla announces the Koin IDE Plugin, launching in Q1 2025, featuring a configuration tree view and real-time dependency validation.
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2024
Are you okay, #github?
A GitHub PR comment showing an internal Ruby on Rails error "#<ActiveModel::Error:0x00007fe42db64ec8>".
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/12/2024
What do you think about #OpenTelemetry support for database migration tools such as golang-migrate? Worth the effort? 🔗 github.com/golang-migrate/migrate/i… #golang #observability #o11y
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/12/2024
If your "pentest" includes phishing mails sent to employees with email headers pointing out that you're doing a phishing test, you're doing it wrong. Sending phishing mails to employees as part of a pentest is also wrong in the first place. #pentesting #phishing
Partial email headers including a header named "X-PHISHTEST".
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joschi @joschi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/11/2024
The American mind cannot comprehend this. #fluoride #iodine #salt www.bad-reichenhaller.de/en/product…
Product photo of Bad Reichenhaller Alpen JodSalz with added fluoride.
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