iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Cried at work. Bought cigarettes. Shouted at two dehumidifiers and now I’ve dropped garlic mozarella gnocchi filling on one of my socks. Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

They’re really good tbf 🤣 savage softies.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Well, I was listening to Osiah yesterday, but I felt sorry for the neighbours after a while.. I don’t know if I can get heavier than that?

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Smashing out Gaerea to see if it makes me feel better. It does not.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Me facing the slightest mental inconvenience:

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Uuuuggghhh… another Deftones album that I have to declare undying love for. The cycle never ends.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

That’s one of the formative bricks right there.. I’m so sad.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

That’s me listening to Mastodon for the rest of the week then.. 😞

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

My TikTok algorithm is literally fighting for its life. Does she want KPop? Why is there metalcore here? Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings? WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING??? *app crashes*

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Who’s your favourite character in KPop Demon Hunters (and why is it Mira)?

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Me: I’m not sure if I actually have ADHD. Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Respectfully, a Monster drinks holder already exists. It’s called your hand. The drink holder is your HAND. Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I’m trying to be surprised that he has no self awareness, but I’ve disliked him for years..

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

There were plenty of problems before DTS, but the DRAMA! I’ve been on TikTok this morning and people are making departure announcements. “This account will no longer be making Lando Norris content.” Who ARE you? I can’t. It’s too early for this much stupid.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I swear to god I am one more psychotic Lando Norris stan away from binning this stupid fandom off all together.. What do you MEAN they were hospitalised?? Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS?? Where is the exit??! #F1

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Oh Lynne.. a road without carbs is a lonely journey! May your tater tots be loaded, with joy! ❤️

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

My top 10 ways to potato: 10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. Something 6. This 5. Godly 4. And 3. Existentially 2. Comforting 1. Tater Tots 🥔

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Me: *trying to not lose my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set* Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

One of my favourite people asked if I’d sit their dog this weekend while they’re away. No worries, love to! In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm. ☺️

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Mourn released their new song and visualiser half and hour ago and I am absolutely cooked. It’s beautiful. Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

No cheating, your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

GBWM. A new viral sensation project where I post videos of myself emptying my credit card for gig tickets, band merch and tattoos. Go broke with me.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Got woken up by a guy talking on his phone at 5000 decibels (thru his car speakers) at 4am this morning and now my spreadsheet’s too bright and I can’t read my own handwriting. Thanks so much. Appreciate that.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Apparently my mother’s neighbour offered her the use of her Royal Horticultural Society card. She called her ‘a neighbour with benefits’. 😐 I would like it if she never spoke again for the rest of her life now pls and thank you.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Brilliant. They didn’t put the batteries in it.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

This race is spectacularly boring so far.. mans are need factor 50 applying before that SC comes in.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Wet tyres. We might as well have unicorn hooves on the fucking compound options.. they’re about as mythical. #F1 #BelgianGP

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Probably not quite the tone and timbre this afternoon, but I haven’t warmer my voice up at all 😂

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Be with you is another favourite. Idk how I managed it, but out of all the things I don’t have the ability to sing. These guys just clicked.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Only a battered old acoustic I’ve had for years. Ive just been playing some favourites that I know i can sing - mostly The Cranberries.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

FORTY MINUTES? I’m getting my guitar back out. Screw that.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

You cannot convince me that my ex isn’t out there somewhere, loudly grieving for Ozzy Osbourne, making it his whole personality, whilst never listening to a single Black Sabbath track in the seven years we were together. Prick.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Trying maintain a semi-normal adult existence when my hyperfixations consist of petty men driving in 200mph circles and an emotionally overwhelmed musical polycule is a fucking trial of resilience and endurance. There shouldn’t be enough room in one person for all of this.. #f1 #sleeptoken

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I taught ChatGPT to write slash fanfics. Goodbye cruel world. Goodbye functioning sleep pattern.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Can’t lie, I didn’t start this time off expecting to be sat watching something called KPop Demon Hunters. But I’m having a fucking lovely time.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Speaking as someone who isn’t usually down the edit rabbit holes this long, or this late. They are getting a lot more spicy. Literally just did that girl thing where you watch a clip and then actually gasp at what you’re being shown. Kinda like night time.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

It’s SO fascinating! It could have been a series, not a feature length! The cracking got me so tense I shouted at the tv and dog glared at me.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I’m watching the Titan documentary and fucking hell.. the bit where the carbon fibre is literally snapping around him?? The guy was legitimately insane.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I’m scared to use it on the front garden in case someone calls the police.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

This feels horror movie, but it’s actually *checks box label* gardening..

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Turning my 06:15am alarm off on a week night feels incredible. Watch me wake up about 06:50am unprompted. Tomorrow, we rot.

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