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Joryho

@joryho.bsky.social
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Multiple critters trying to make it through in the world. We use any pronouns! Banner by @honeyhive.bsky.social, thankies Cohost deserved better. We do things sometimes. Also 18+ get outta here minors

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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 7h
reminded myself this is an 18+ account and fired off a rent-lowering gunshot with kass
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MacroSteen @macrosteen.bsky.social · 8h
''Your real reward from doing all those nonsense activities, my hero'' Another suggestion from my Patreons :3 Enjoy Hyrule's thickest bard <3
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 8h
I just got a chance to try a 140 calorie bag Holy shit. Yeah these things are DANGEROUSLY good oh my god
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 10h
always love RPG mechanics...
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Effectively: mostly or entirely coded by AI, with no code reviewing. AI slop.
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wait please???? I fucking love the smell of petrichor, I'm huffing that ass all day
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh !! gently kissing both
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would legit do this to my boyfriend so many times
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
guhhh I wanna huff malf donut
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want her to sit on me ngl...
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yea,,,
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NAURRRRRRRR (happy birbthdai)
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
teaching this thing what that game actually is and seeing it only grow more confused and/or upset
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
myno you can't do this to me
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh my god an ancestors oracle being a cyclizar with miraidon and koraidon is so creztive
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
how do you like the taste of my *jabona*
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
woah!!! tato donger
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am dead ass broke so I can't get the model but I'll see about joining the meet-up! Maybe!
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's him
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fuckho damn
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thruffle gotta sit on me eventually...
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really like Cottas ngl..
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DARN, that's messed up brah
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
correction: for some insane-o reason we're now opening at 9-10 AM rather than 11 so... good for you!!!
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gamestops might be pricier, but they might have extra!! source: i work at one and we got a lot extra
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
heyoooo
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yuh...
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bury me in it
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
go for it <3
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's so fucking GOOOODDDDD nmghngmhngh once you get into it, it can be pretty fun, but also yeah understandable mobas usually suck
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's SO GOOD
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FUCK yeah can he sit on me
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOAHMYGOD please???
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anything goes for him, SFW or NSFW as long as it's not gore tbh
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Esuna is willing to throw his metaphorical hat into the ring!! Botanical is def his choice since he's a druid and all, but wouldn't mind Alien, Tentacles, or Gentle hehe
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
peak tbh
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*hnehhhhhhh-*
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah alright!!!! I'll kiss,,,
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can I bury my face in there and sniff anyways,,,
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this looks fucking incredible and we're notable carnivores when it comes to burgs (only meat, sauces, and cheese for us)
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
praying they just make her a cooler gangly green lizard
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
agreed!!! I want a bird kobold
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
to account for that, I offer a counter proposal and that proposal is that Pokemon evolution is bullshit and doesn't make sense so we can freely put arbitrary values onto it however, 633 (repeating) billion calories per EXP is an extremely funny value
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we showed this to one of our friends and yeah
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
holy SHIT
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OH WE'VE CAUSED SOMETHING HAVEN'T WE.
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yes!!! big snuggles >:3
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tbh I really like snake characters who have the long neck while still being anthropomorphic and have OUTRAGEOUS proportions it just hits different when they're supposed to be sleek and thin but got an insane dumptruck
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do Theodore and Goobert secretly fuck hard?
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Joryho @joryho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
praying so much that mojang finally gives us an end update I know it's a huge meme ("end update when") but it. genuinely needs it so fucking badly.
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