Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 1hThey really need to just everything down until they can make the formatting of a docx on Word online look the same as it does on the desktop 080
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In Trump v. Barbara he would have overturned birthright citizenship. Which I think most people would agree they have a reliance interest in remaining a citizen from one day to the next. 092
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The look of a guy whose captor is standing just outside of the shot 030
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bill Clinton being a scumbag and a rapist lost us both 2000 and 2016 070
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can tell Meta is hiring a bunch of Biden/Obama alums when they treat a people’s material concerns as a problem to be addressed with messaging 021
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What the people want is to be tucked into bed. The people are calling out for mommy to open up her hands to reveal her face 000
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026She developed the same control over her tear ducts as a cobra has over its venom 000
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Zach Galafianakis doing his impression of "the pretentious illiterate" 000
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump envisioning a scenario where multiple snipers need to fire lots of bullets, but not feel any risk of responding fire to their open and well-advertised positions 010
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me absolutely housing some peanut brittle: "I think it's time for the government to step in" 030
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Well there is one country we send billions of dollars to and get nothing in return 1240
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'd be careful around 90th and Broadway. Especially if you run a small independent bookstore and are carrying on an anonymous correspondence through AOL 000
Phil @jorpelson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026For some reason this popped into my headstatic.klipy.comCarrie: I'm Scared About How Much I Need WineAlt: I Think You Should Leave gif: I'm Scared About How Much I Need Wine 0140
