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Looney Tombs

@jornreinsel.bsky.social
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I am just a wave in the sea of spacetime. Let’s get weird. I host bar trivia and dabble in obsessions; these days it’s vaporwave. All Cats Are Beautiful. Trans rights or GTFO. Miss you Franklin.

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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“My talent is hubris.” -Jacquis
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not quite, but almost, enough to ruin Killing Me Softly to learn that the inspiration for it was a fucking *don mclean* show
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After two days in Vegas I think I finally understand why I loathe this city: it’s really just a cruise ship on land.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s interesting how every single time a frat is in the news, the story is always somewhere between “that’s not good” and “they are without a shred of humanity”. I wonder if we as a society might want to ponder this a bit more than we have so far
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh yeah that machine that doesn’t know how many r’s are in strawberry? I have every confidence that it’s solved all of the world’s most frustrating math problems
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some people worry that a teleporter wouldn’t teleport YOU, but actually destroy you and build a new copy of you with a copy of your memories. Well guess what, you ARE your memories. Copy or not, that’s you. It’s no big deal. Souls aren’t real. Take the teleporter.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Amidst everything else going on, it’s so maddening to see republicans act like they have the mandate of heaven when they are so fiercely dedicated to never once telling the truth about anything. Why do y’all talk so much about commandments when you’re the ones breaking them?
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wordle 1,910 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Somehow this is my third time getting it in one. Bonkers.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
5 artists you’ve seen at least twice: Acid Mothers Temple (like 12x lol) Mr. Bungle desert sand feels warm at night The Breeders Dinosaur Jr.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m not trying to argue that ai doesn’t have its uses. I’m saying that I don’t respect anything made with it and I think people should respect themselves enough to avoid using it.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
VOTING TIME
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think at the bottom of everything, trump wants to be able to point at the carcass of a country and say “I did that.” That he got away with it. I don’t think he cares much which country it is, as long as he gets the infamy. But we’re his main project.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait, Pokémon or Venture Bros.? -Yes.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the news doesn’t talk about it anymore but is elon still looking at every woman’s uterus like it’s a potential Build-A-Boer Workshop?
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“あなたのために” by 夢のチャンネル Aloe City LPs are artifacts at this point and sometimes go for $200+, but this one’s still midmarket. From the cover art, I was expecting something slushy but this was more bright; a little hazy, a little mall, occasionally goofy, even utopian virtual at times. A fun listen.
A translucent blue vinyl record plays on a turntable in front of the album sleeve upright behind it. The album is “あなたのために”
by 夢のチャンネル
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The demos for PJ Harvey’s To Bring You My Love are so fully-formed that I might have mistook it for the album unless I was listening at home. But the slight rhythmic difference in the strum of “Send His Love To Me” is almost unsettling; that I might have felt, even at a bar. Also, unf: The Dancer!
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A republican saying “cum trophies”? Unacceptable; that’s antinatalist stolen valor
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Brewster’s Millions (1985)
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Getting better at Smush (by @hankgreen.bsky.social ); I feel like hitting 1000 points is doable.
The final result screen for the word game “Smush” which is found at hank green dot com.  The score is 960 points and it shows that it was a perfect game.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
soundscapes & beat tapes
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You know you’re in an authentic Italian sandwich shop in Brooklyn when half the sandwiches are named in memory of dead guys
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Even if I had no idea who They Might Be Giants were, this description alone would get me to see the show
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A beard is just a face lawn and if I really cared about the environment I’d replace my face grass with face cactuses and other face flora
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey Brooklyn’s the bell house, why was my beer FIFTEEN DOLLARS tonight? Are you insane?
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You know the diarrhea is REAL bad when it’s spelled with an O
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Pretty fun new game from @hankgreen.bsky.social
An image of the daily Smush game from Hank Green’s website
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don’t want them to fix it. I think kids *should* cry in the water temple
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
an ice-cold shower is lowkey goated when the impenetrable heat dome of environmental catastrophe is the vibe
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think my washing machine is a dark souls boss. It goes into its spin cycle with furious intensity and I have to lean on it to keep it from ecstatic suicide, and then it settles down. I feel a wave of relief that it’s over…but then a longer red bar appears and a new sinister bassline signals doom
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I majored in idiot with a minor in savant
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
converting to christianity is basically LARPing a panopticon
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Outer Wilds hotshot achievement GFY
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A fun thing about global society collapsing due to spats between christians, jews, and muslims is that none of that is real and they’re all just humans arguing about stories their parents told them when they were little
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Why do women on bumble write in their bios “if you’re a gentleman you’ll message first”? Ma’am this is bumble, men literally cannot do that
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Charli xcx has this interesting layer to her public persona that is both “crashing a party” and “person the party is being thrown for” all at once
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yeah I’m into dualipa. I like beer and I have two hands, don’t I?
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Groundhog Day is a roguelike
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Whoever pulls out of the America 250 concert last is the only true patriot. I wanna see the psychological warfare between the last two artists left
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Dear youtube, I noticed that you now put two ads before almost every single video I watch, and they often have multiple 2-ad breaks within them, even for relatively short videos. I just want you to know that I always put my phone down while the ads are on and I don’t see or hear a moment of them.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The NYT crossword only ever uses two kinds of Indian breads in the puzzle. This is known as the naan binary
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Me putting on the new TURQUOISEDEATH LP “Se Bueno” after the huge storm: Huh, it’s nice to hear some birds outside after all that rain. I wonder why I can’t hear the record I just put on? Better turn the volume up… The birds got louder.
A blue and black record spins on a turntable.  The record is “Se Bueno” by TURQUOISEDEATH
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I bet a lot of the speechwriters for politicians see themselves as screenwriters writing dialogue for a future movie and I mean this derogatorily
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
An evangelical who insists his wife needs to submit and obey doesn’t actually think he has a wife. He sees her as a pet.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dear NYT connections writers, I don’t think you know how to pronounce the word PALM. Do better
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
While Outer Wilds was 95% amazing and 5% WAY too stressful, unfortunately the DLC is about 70/30. Imagine how amazing it could have been without the scary parts! I just want to explore and solve puzzles, not do stealth strats and have heart attacks :(
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just finished Outer Wilds, can’t believe I managed it without looking anything up. Some real brain-breakers in there, holy crap. What an excellent experience that whole game was. Highly recommend for anybody who wants adventure and puzzles and doesn’t want a bunch of fighting.
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
What exactly happened after someone would be anointed in oil? Did they just walk around with oil in their hair until the next time they bathed? Did they like being oily in biblical times?
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Landing on the rogue planet in outer wilds is a top tier experience
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I bet there’s a really interesting sociology paper waiting to be written about why trans girls seem so prevalent in the breakcore scene
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Looney Tombs @jornreinsel.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
borg polycule at the bar telling you they like your vibe and they’re looking for a 2,056th
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