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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So my niece has quite literally the perfect natural blonde hair I used her hair color as inspiration and decided to try my hand at formulating it with Redken shades EQ..not too bad for an amateur imo… side note the formula to hit this is literally complex enough I had to write it down 🤣
My nieces natural hair color My hair after a shades EQ formula that I literally had to write down because it was legit that complex. 🤣Ngl I’m kinda impressed by myself also it helps a hell of a lot that I’m a natural dark blonde I don’t think I could have hit the darker color (my natural color) without consulting a professional 🤣
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pretzel is demanding dinner at 415pm why you ask… because I fed her at 445 yesterday bc I was going somewhere yesterday evening. Normally she eats at 6pm it’s about to be a long few hours for this pup 🤣🤣.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pretzel just went outside and within 2 minutes noped the hell back to the door 🤣🤣🤣one gust of wind and I watched her facial expression go from mild annoyance due to the rain to absolutely fing not… poor pup…
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Floatato is one of the bears that’s pretty regularly on the live cams and this dude is the king of naps…. I adore him… he has mastered the art of calorie intake maximization what a bear.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t understand why the NHC continues to under estimate the amount of strengthening that happens to storms in the Gulf of Mexico but it’s been a significant issue for over a decade at this point. Now all of a sudden there’s a mandatory evacuation for a shit load of tourists that’s supposed to
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I have the only hair on the planet that prefers a $4.97 Johnson and Johnson shampoo and leave in conditioner made for toddlers over the plethora of much more expensive hair products that I have purchased add in an under 10 dollar for 16oz hair mask and my hair feels better than it
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am remarkably skilled at injuring myself when I’m not medicated for my adhd (pizza cheese burn is a prime example) therefore I am thrilled to report from first hand experience that a pizza cheese burn is dramatically more painful than burning the hell out of yourself with a curling iron.
I am the most graceful person on earth (sarcasm)
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk if it’s middle age or if I’ve simply reached a point in my diet journey but my solution to like 95% of my meals involve either a crockpot or an air fryer. Is any of the stuff I’m making aesthetically pleasing? Absolutely not. Does it taste good meet my macros and keep me full with no effort yes.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Accidental mullet update ended up cutting another 1.5 inches off of my hair because after I styled my hair a bit the mullet was still very present 🤣🤣 🤷‍♀️
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Idk why a burn from 400 degree cheese (pizza removal from the oven gone wrong) hurts so much worse than a burn from a 400 degree curling iron or straightener but there has to be a scientific explanation for it.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Random observation from idk how many months of using a red light mask… skin benefits are gradual but noticeable an unintended but super wonderful effect is the amount of hair density I have gained around where the mask “glows” my thyroid levels have been out of whack for like 6m at this point (tsh
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got brave and wanted to try an actual eye cream because I haven’t had issues with my eyelids/under eyes having a reaction in a super long time. Was immediately humbled (72 hrs before full on flare up) and reminded of why I stopped using eye creams in the first place 🤣🤣 reordered the facial
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Managed to adequately/tolerably blend the oops mullet only ended up losing around 2ish inches of hair however my hair has a definite U type shape going on now though 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️ it’s fine. I’ll let it grow a bit on the front parts and keep gradually chopping away at the back
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk what the girl version of a mullet is but I’m fairly certain it’s going to take a professional to blend/correct the mullet I have just accidentally given myself 🤣🤣🤣 whoops it’s fine it’ll grow back in like a month but I got a bit over excited hacking at the hair around my face just a bit ago..
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Increased the strength of my tretinoin rx thank goodness I tested it out for over a week on my forehead before trying it multiple days in a row on the rest of my face because my forehead has for the first time gotten legit angry AF about an active 🤣🤣 I’m currently over here with heavy moisturizer 1/
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favorite time to watch the bear cams is when they come on for the day because you get to see bears doing their bear thing but it’s kind of shrouded from the smoke coming off the water it’s very picturesque. Like if I had any artistic ability at all it’s something I’d love to photograph or paint.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glad my leg can assist you in propping up your Nylabone there Pretzel…. It’s not like you aggressively chewing on it while using my kneecap as a table hurts or anything.
Obviously we don’t have resource guarding issues in this house. 🤣
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Something that I feel like is under discussed for women over 40 is just how drastically your skin (on your entire body) and hair will change seemingly overnight. I’ve never been someone with dry skin…. Honestly I’d say I have had oily skin and hair for the vast majority of my life. I hit 40 and
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My undercover (not super hyped so super affordable) Korean moisturizer got named a 2026 allure winner and the number of monthly orders on Amazon has skyrocketed- I swear if it goes way up in price because of this I don’t know what I will do with myself- this is literally the only moisturizer
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just saw the most polar bear looking brown bear I think I’ve ever seen on the live cam…. Super long neck massive shoulders long legs… like I literally did a double take after glancing at the tv while I was on my walking pad… like I’d be curious to see a dna analysis on that dude just to check
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amazon prime is like 1-2 missing or delayed packages away from me canceling that shit and using Walmart plus or whatever the hell it’s called. I didn’t get mad when overnight shipping became 2-3 days… but now it’s basically delivery based on vibes no matter what day they said and that’s annoying AF.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just got a polling text message for the upcoming election. It gave me options on who I was going to vote for- I replied to the message you couldn’t pay me to vote for a republican… so note that down for all further surveys… the reply back was well ok thanks for your thoughts 🤣🤷‍♀️
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I’m having some sort of weird reaction to the new pillows I bought because one side of my face (the side I typically sleep on) is breaking out like I haven’t broken out in like two years and that’s literally the only thing that has changed in my skincare routine or in my house 🤣
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of the best parts of living by myself/being single with no kids is the fact that I can decide to have popcorn for dinner because I don’t feel like cooking and pretzel is going to be excited as hell about it 🤣🤷‍♀️
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When my mom passed away i inherited her jewelry and some of my grandmother’s jewelry…. One of the things that was passed down to me was a watch my grandmother had… it’s a Rolex- it doesn’t work… it’s too small for my wrist-I have no earthly idea if it’s real or not… it’s basically been chilling
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ran out of chew bones… Pretzel has been so upset she has stayed in a different room from me since her noonish walk (typically when she gets her first bone)… it is now 9pm- she has avoided me and refused her evening poop until she gets a bone…. Thank goodness this dog is terrible about tossing shit
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have lost pretzels nail clippers and it's about to be a problem this child throws hands like an mma fighter when she plays and her talons are tearing me up 😂😂 I'm about to dremel her nails and she's going to hate me on principle for the next 7-10 days. 🤷‍♀️😂.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got woken up at 230am last night because the princess was attempting to reposition her pillow. Apparently this is difficult without thumbs. You haven't lived until you've had a conversation with a dog in the pitch black dark while half asleep about the position of her pillow… 😂 she went right back
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Been on a strict diet for so long at this point I no longer crave junk food I crave random shit like rice black beans and ground beef with sriracha sauce. I don't know if I should be excited about that or depressed. 😂😂 I'm pretty sure my brain is been fundamentally rewired though.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My Roku tv is doing the weirdest stuff I’ve ever seen from a smart tv… ngl I’ve never been someone to throw a remote through a tv screen before but I’m at the point where I’ve damn near chucked the remote. Tbf I paid like 250 bucks for this tv like 4-5 years ago so it dying wouldn’t be a shock
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So I got a few touchless trash cans for my apt.. right now I have one in both bathrooms and one that’s basically a countertop option for food prep that I put under the sink when I don’t need it (they’re small) Pretzel has decided the bathrooms are basically haunted because she’s tried
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching this cub play with its feet while mom is out fishing is one of the cutest things I’ve seen watching these cameras.
Cute factor 1000
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Idk how this dog who is like 3 years old has already started developing a sugar face but it breaks my heart-also I found a Pretzel hair colored duvet and it has been one of the best purchases I’ve made all year. It’s also sorta silky so I can just shake it and most of her hair flies right off.
Sugar face.Yes I sleep with Pretzel who hogs the bed and at minimum one tennis ball and one stuffie every single night the princess also deposits her other stuffies on the floor by the bed every single night… I’ve had to purchase night lights to avoid death by stuffie or one of her balls at 3am in the dark 🤣🤷‍♀️
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Man that’s one ugly looking fish… 🤣🤣
I haven’t watched this camera very much forgive my lack of knowledge of salmon appearance. 🤣
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Idk who this majestic chonky bear is but their fishing technique is top notch… plop down in the whitewater and wait for the fish to come to you minimal energy expenditure for expected calories.
Long snoot
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m attempting air fryer bagels (made with Greek yogurt) and the recipe I just came up with is either going to end up awesome or taste like absolute shit. There is no in between. We shall see.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Checked the temp in the master- it’s only a degree and a half hotter than the living room at 630pm.. command hooks and a black sheet for the win 🎉 (and it was free because I diy’ed a solution from random shit I had laying around my apartment).
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wonder if I put setting spray/powder on sunscreen if I could prevent it from migrating..90% of my face and neck agree with the sunscreen I’m trying but the skin around my eyes and directly around my thyroid surgery scar is showing slight irritation. Things to ponder and potentially try
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When your bedroom gets hot enough during a heatwave due to direct sunlight that you diy a light blocking curtain out of an old black sheet 4 command strips and duct tape… is it pretty no… is it effective until I can get actual blackout curtains ordered and installed yes. 🤣🤷‍♀️
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I swear if the solution to my sunscreen saga turns out to be a product formulated to be used as a daily body lotion that is under 25 dollars for 8 ounces i might lose what is left of my mind… 🤣 do you have any idea how much money I’ve spent over the last year trying to find anything labeled for the
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So I got a new rainfall shower head/handheld shower head combo from Walmart for like 18 bucks didn’t have incredibly high hopes for it because it was 18 bucks the reason why I bought it was because it has the ability to cut both shower heads off at the same time without turning off the water
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Legit the best thing I’ve found on YouTube like I watched a mom and cub take a nap earlier while walking on the walking pad… now this guy is chest deep waiting for a salmon it’s the greatest thing ever 🤣 (I’m easily entertained)
Tiny ear floofs
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just spent like 15 min troubleshooting why the hell my walking pad remote wouldn’t work. If the only way you can operate a product is via remote you would think they they would at least make sure the remote fits together properly to make the battery connection. I just had to diy a fix with k tape
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was unaware that 24/7 live cams in national parks were a thing.. this is the greatest day of my life you mean I can watch bears catching salmon or a watering hole in Namibia 24/7- sometimes technology is awesome. 🤣
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bc I don’t want to cook dinner I’m having a bag of popcorn and a thin sliced strip steak for dinner… imo it’s my peak version of girl dinner” ready in under 10 minutes- requires minimal cleanup steak in the air fryer 1 small plate a fork a knife and I’m eating the popcorn out of the bag. 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m about to go on a crusade to start emailing companies asking them to stop putting biotin in all of their shit.. I swear to god. I just ordered freaking pre workout to get away from all the damn biotin- bc it messes with my labs and massive doses can literally make your hair fall out.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If anyone is wondering how much I love my dog I just took a trip to Publix specifically for pretzels chew bones (we ran out 3 days ago and the look of betrayal I have received the past two nights when she hasn’t gotten a bone has been serious 🤣) the heat index is currently 114. Picked up a few
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Greek yogurt and the last of my frozen fruit is what’s for dinner… I wish I was the type of person who enjoyed going to the grocery store 🤣🤣🤣 my dad and brother both absolutely love it… I hate it…. I’d rather go to the dmv office.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have reached the dog bowl era of needing to go grocery shopping… 🤣 just throwing whatever shit I can find in the fridge/pantry/freezer in the air fryer and hoping for the best. Thank goodness I take a multivitamin because my fruit/vegetable intake has been atrocious for the past two days 🤣🤷‍♀️
Cottage cheese on a baked potato with chicken buffalo sauce and ranch powder surprisingly tasty.
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jorleigh.bsky.social @jorleigh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When mom scratches the perfect spot
Bliss
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