Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 20/02/2026"*This* is the hind end of space" Starfleet Lieutenant, on Earth 100
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The vote shaming strategy seems to have a pretty significant flaw in it considering that I would venture to guess that an overwhelming percentage of people who this attack is being leveraged against, probably hasn't had the ability to cast a meaningful ballot in their entire lives. 120
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Garak: It's vile! Quark: I know. It's so bubbly and clawing...and happy[...]But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to *like* it. Garak: It's insidious... 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"You thought you were so special. Better than everyone outside this room. You traded your freedom for the luxury of feeling superior. You accepted the group's will over your own convictions, no matter who you hurt" 130
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026You gotta be pretty fucking evil to assume people are lying about being desperate and poor. Like you have to be, to your core, just a sick, uncaring person. 0134
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 18/02/2026youtu.be/hAmb7Td-lEw?...youtu.beTainted Love but the clapping is replaced with the Law & Order sound effectYouTube video by Smol Anon 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I wonder if liberals know that to me, and a lot of people like me, *they* are my "Trump supporters". People who support and vote for objectively evil people who objectively want people to suffer and die for being poor, for being a foreigner, for being too queer. For seemingly no reason. 153
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 13/02/2026youtu.be/5UkFq3uOf7M?...youtu.be1812 Overture ending but I added the metal pipe falling sound effectYouTube video by Ethan Prado Music 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Kira: You're insane Darhe'el: No No Major <laughs>, you can't dismiss me that easily. I did what had to be done! My men understood that. And thats why they loved me. I would order them to go out and kill Bajoran scum, and they woul. 100
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Feudal something of oppression! And victory for the proletariat! ... That's you! 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Liberals and Conservatives believe the exact same things. Its just that one *kinda* feels bad about it, so *tries* to pretend to mitigate to outcomes of their beliefs while the other gleefully embraces the cruelty as strength. And we wonder why the former keeps "losing"? 100
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 10/02/2026All my political opponents are earnestly evil and shameless, I am not sure *how* we get out of this without removing permanently their ability to influence politics or their society. 030
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026All the worst people in the world are mad right now, I am too, but thats my cross to bear. 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Mine:media.tenor.coma person is holding a small brown bird with sharp clawsAlt: A person holds a tiny Pidgey in their palm 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Though The Fire And The Flames rules, and im tired of pretending it doesn't. 020
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026"If we just make the death list long enough, the nazis can't kill us all!" -Every Liberal (for some reason) 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Me looking at literally anything in any store:media.tenor.comGame Of Thrones Can The Treasury Bear Such Expense GIFAlt: A man with a long white beard is sitting at a council table and asking: "Can the treasury bear such expense?" 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026If you see this, post a character that starts with D. 020
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026"People ask: 'well the German people can't believe all that[Nazi propaganda]', and then you talk to them. So many do. -William L Shirer, The Rise and Fall of The Third Reich 020
Reposted by Jerk PorkinsJerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Balance of Terror is an excellent episode of trek. Its probably the perfect episode if I am thinking about it, on a "this is what star trek is and how it appeals to people. 011
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026"America is too racist and too sexist to elect a black woman as president" -Party who ran a black woman as president 120
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026No, I actually can't see Red 5. I am a skeleton now. 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Pointing out that entities like the New York Times does some good reporting is like telling a person to "just eat around the rat shit". 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Me when the leopard bites my face: Wow, I can't believe the leopard bit *my* face! 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I'm sure if you hit your strawman hard enough, you might actually feel something, huh? 130
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 03/02/2026We are going to find out that crypto currency was specifically and unequivocally invented so that it made buying child pornography easier for pedophiles. 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026In this fat pilot's humble opinion: Until the last hungry child's belly is full, *everything* should be burning. 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I gotta say: Since it is what *they* all wanted to happen, I say we feed every ICE agent, Conservative politician, and "person who ever emailed Jeffrey Epstein" feet first into the Wood Chipper. Its what Jesus would have wanted. 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026"No, it is actually a good thing the world is run by do nothing pedophiles" -Every Liberal 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026So, when are we going to kill all the super child rapists running the country? 030
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Did you know, that in one of the last elections in Germany before the Nazis were able to take over, almost all the socialist and social democrat parties lost votes to the communists specifically because said social democrats were doing fuck all to both stop the nazis and save the republic? 🤔 110
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If you see this, post a fictional character you want to be-media.tenor.coma man sitting in a cockpit with the words " ha that got him "Alt: Wedge Antilles is piloting a snowspeeder and smiling while yelling "Ha! That got him!" 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 29/01/2026People in the future will wonder why in a nation of brave men like Jeff Pretti and fearless women like Ilhan Omar we allowed ourselves to be ruled by the likes of Charles Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. I challenge any off the supporters of the latter to try and justify that. 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I think its funny how during the Cold War, there was so much fear of the Soviet Hordes descending on Europe to enslave it. But the only Russia to actually invade Europe has been a Democratic Capitalist one. Life comes at you fast, huh? 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If you are an ICE agent: Kill yourself If you take issue with this statement: Go to 10 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Yes but if *we* don't fund the death star, *somebody* will! 010
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 23/01/2026There is probably more utility in being overscared at the collapse of American democracy than there is in being *under*scared. Its why I try not to go that hard on the doomers. But we gotta be more realistic and decerning if you are gonna platform "expert" knowledge. 000
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I am not sure "rock and roll" provides a solid or safe enough foundation for a house, nevermind an entire city. 020
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 23/01/2026"Hmmm maybe we make the Gestapo's salary a little less?" -The Most Progressive Democrat 110
Jerk Porkins @jorkporkins.bsky.social · 22/01/2026He will be safe so long as he sticks to the reefs and shoals. 000
