Sign in

Jorin

@joringhost.bsky.social
291 followers 88 following 477 posts

Seen it all, done it twice. Dumping GOP would be nice. But losing Trump would suffice. Porpoiseful malapropisms. Using Ay-Eye resources as weapons of crass destruction .. often against Ay-Eye. (Hold your nose and follow me, even if you eschew AI).

PostsRepliesMedia
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 12h
Most people received their SS checks as direct deposit. And they did the same thing with this bribe. So, they already have it .. even if you get your check in the mail.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 12h
Heavens. I thought they were against Drag Queen Story Hour.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 12h
Where have I seen that drag queen before?
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 12h
And we always thought the grim reaper wore black hoods. Who knew her side job was devil in the red dress.
020
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 16h
Direct deposit.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
100
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
100
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
211
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
I don't want the Presidunce's $90 Medicare rebate check. It makes me complicit in a fragrant vote buying scheme. How can I send it back? No, I don't want to donate it. That would not absolve me of being complicit.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
When historians look back at this time, they should call it the Useless Stupid Epoch of Republicans (USERs)
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
When historians look back at this time, they should call it the Useless Stupid Epoch of Republicans (USERs)
020
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
When historians look back at this time, they should call it the Useless Stupid Epoch of Republicans (USERs)
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
When historians look back at this time, they should call it the Useless Stupid Epoch of Republicans (USERs)
110
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22h
When historians look back at this time, they should call it the Useless Stupid Epoch of Republicans (USERs)
020
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fill the pool with shiny solar panels that reflect a little ... at least until the moran disappears. Then, put repairs out to bid to qualified contractors.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would anyone be the least bit surprised to wake up one day with to find a completely different kind of stain on Natalie's dress ... perhaps a bit more crimson?
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drank too much of Jesus' blood, it seems.
050
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah .. .Paxton .. normal. Uh huh. Like an African Bot Fly, laying MAGAt eggs under people's skin.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On the subject of public performance venue etiquette .. what is wrong with people. Phones ringing multiple time (same person), 3 rows of people blinded when granny check DM's every 5 minutes, along with their granddaughters? Enough already.
011
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does she possess the skill?
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They're the future seat of government for the capitalist Network States ... presently carving the country up, laying the groundwork.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Feels like Coyote vs. Acme. Just don't tell Nutlick he might be the John Cena character... might go to his head.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whoever his team of meme makers is, they need to have lessons in truthiness. Even a modicum of truthiness. Like this.
083
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We know he has nothing to do with these silly ass memes, and he probably doesn't even approve them before they go out. So, I'm wondering who does this? What are their names? They need to be shamed qually.
200
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The truth about Trump's transition to sitting behind the Resolute Desk for pressers.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
6 feet under? Back under their rocks? I frankly don't care which as long as MAGA is neutered in the midterms.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trump's Planet of the AIPS.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey, since he wants his name all over everything, let's allow him the put it on the USPS. You know he won't let anything die if his name's on it. Oh. Wait. What am I saying? The steaks are flying high on a defunct airline. Hurry up midterms!
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think he's run out of hot air ... on this topic anyway.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even with social security, seniors can't make it if they worked their entire lives at minimum wage jobs. And, they sure as hell can't afford sufficient medical insurance. I remember the days when it was reported that seniors sustained themselves on cat food. Won't be able to afford that either.
110
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's just afraid he won't be able to afford his Big Mac and ketchup. His staffers are afraid they won't be able to afford his Pampers due to tariffs on Canadian pulp.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What I see every time he gives a presser or appearance sitting down.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's clearly full of it.
042
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm not surprised, but did you know .... ?
030
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clean up after the 2026 Midterms. A time of enlightenment and realization of wrong choices.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Of course, this all jeopardizes the future of the USPS. But, I have an idea for insuring it's survivability for the long term (or at least for this term). Appeal to dictatorial vanity.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Of course, this all jeopardizes the future of the USPS. But, I have an idea for insuring it's survivability for the long term (or at least for this term).
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've bored of Trump's relabeling of the world. But, the church, I've heard is taking suggestions as preemptory move.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
With apologies to the Pope ... what many don't realize in this portrait is that the Three Wise Mothers aren't fighting over Trump. They're each trying to shove him toward the others.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
With apologies to the Pope ... what many don't realize in this portrait is that the Three Wise Mothers aren't fighting over Trump. They're each trying to shove him toward the others.
010
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He was a bad man full of contradictions, and couldn't decide if he was gay or not-gay. He also proclaimed to the press that he didn't see anything wrong with under-age boys having sex with older men -- or, as the rest of us would say it, he didn't have a problem with pedophilia. Deport Trump?
030
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And in other re-branding news, some think this idea might result in saving the USPS. Sadly, it'd just die like all his other businesses.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got a new brand merch for him. And, maybe it'd do some good. But, probably not ... he let die most all the other businesses with his name on them.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He's irrelevant.
020
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He's irrelevant.
000
Jorin @joringhost.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kinda my point. Who? 😉
110