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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Justice has a price. That price is freedom"

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

New friend came for treats and scritches #caturday

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Local character who calls in for treats and a scritch.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Alexa, Factory reset" is a good one. Works for Siri too. (well, it doesn't actually do anything but watch the owner go pale).

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Private Eye have been all over this from the start. Staggering complacency from politicians.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Impressive pre-leap cat maths going on there...

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Don't turn the light off. The Dead bear a grudge.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So just fucking around because you hate your partner because he won't commit and you can't communicate? Well done you.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Does it have a shit column by the partner of the Editor though?

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

When the Firth that you see is one down from Cromarty - that's the Moray.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The check out as you go scanners are pretty good for the solo shopper. It's a shame they don't have them that incorporate a tazer.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The Underground is marvellous for light.

Black and white photo down an escalator in a London Underground station with effects of light and reflection and a person disembarking at the bottom.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

#caturday Harry in a box. Where Harry prefers to be.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

And if you like them, consider joining ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy appreciation society. You can then buy a Beeblebear.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

For a person like me, the best tip for Karaoke is "don't".

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Had some therapy in my 50s, and my therapist suggested I do the tests. Turns out I'm austistic. I was surprised so told my friends. "No! Really? You don't say!" was the unanimous response. Hmph.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My Mum talks about the Glory Hole. If you're over 40, it means "box room".

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Seriously though. Why would anyone sane travel to the US right now?

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Is his little picture of his "about to be eaten" face?

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Funny. "The streets of Luton" was a variation that Bruce Springsteen never did.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

You wait until you go on holiday...

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Liquorice Comfits were always nicer. Like Allsorts but without the pukey floury coatings.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Sleeps until" should be included in this.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Love to. Used to give plasma. Then had to have a transfusion, so I can now get stuffed. Shame.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Many voters are bewildered when told their phone isn't magic. Luckily social media can readily dismiss such heresy.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Of course they do. They're interested in RoI, and how high they can push their Executive Team salaries. Cause is not an issue because the Executives will be off to another charity on the merry-go-round shortly.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I agree. It was a life altering listen. Just... Transformational.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

What was the other one? "Preparation Arse"?

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Folks probably should if they're going to use a very un-cheery song on a cheery occasion. Like that one where someone's taking someone else's dress off that always crops up at weddings and is about despair and jealousy following infidelity.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Absolutely. I was just being cautious about Democrats and "full of shit" that would inevitably follow 😉

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Then there needs to be "Provided to you by the pro-family Democrats"or something similar printed in big letters on the packets. Ram it down their throats.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Er dringt ins Tiefland ein und braucht Stabilität.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Never. After such dishonesty and corruption, I'm voting Reform for a new direction. A direction even further into malfeasance and dereliction of public services.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

In a pub within hearing distance of The Emirates. It's lively... 😁

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Ooh! They'll have a focus group, the findings of which will be noted.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

It would make the US a representative democracy, and so won't ever happen.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

"Protect from closure", not sale. So they flog them off with the caveat a 6'x6' area should be retained as a "pitch". For marbles.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Hmm. I always remember the wafers as being at least a bit chocolatey. They're really tasteless now. I'll have to try the Aldi ones.

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Jorge Esqueleto @jorgeesqueleto.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Wait! Contact with EU residents causes brain damage? Remind me where the proprietor of the Mail lives? France isn't it - to avoid UK tax? Makes sense. Brainless hatemongering twat.

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