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A very random thing I’ve learned being a parent: very few kids shows are made in the US lol. Every show my son loves is Canadian. Everytime he finds a new one, at some point I hear the Canadian accent. I wonder why they do so good at kids shows

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And for the record I don’t think this series is anywhere close to over, there’s a lot of baseball left!! But damn man. I respect the continued NL Central hatred years later

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The brewers could sh00t every member of the padres team with a gun and Adam wainwright would still be out here saying some dumb shit. “They might be in the hospital but they’re NOT out of this series!”

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m well into my third trimester at this point and I have lost all ability to nap 😭 it has been a devastating development. Today it felt like she was tickling my bladder but I just wanted like 30 minutes of rest man

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t think it can make things WORSE

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’ve been a sports fan for 25 of my 33 years on earth and loved a lot of teams but I have never loved a team the way I love the Milwaukee Brewers

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This 3rd base ump in Milwaukee needs a 1-800-contacts sponsorship

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Slept through the race but woke up to 50+ WhatsApp messages from my emotional support European, ty for ur service @mary-mimo.bsky.social I told my son max won and he said “yes! Me like that a LOT” 😂

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Dom 🇨🇿 @domwings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

They played a minute of silence for Russell's WDC hopes

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cat woke up from his nap, and somehow it’s *MY* problem? Like why are you yelling at me I didn’t wake you up or eat all of your food?

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy threshing day to those who celebrate 🐉

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jake Bauers saying “let’s fuckin go, cap” to yeli 😭

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love the Milwaukee Brewers

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

100 RBI HAVER BRICE TURANG

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We were blessed again today

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just saw a tweet that said every Hadjar podium has a 100% lando DNF rate. More of that pls 🙏🏻

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Turned the race on and my son goes “where is do do do max astappen?” 😂😂😂 he’s a big fan

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

One of the supervisors in this team meeting just said “time and a half. It’s nice because every hour you work is actually one and a half.” Thanks for that, Will Buxton

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Paying an Etsy witch for a max win so me and my son can party tomorrow singing dododo max astappen

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

70 days until maternity leave 🤩🤩🤩🤩 not that I’m counting

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

by god the 100 game milwaukee brewers are fun

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The older my son gets the more I don’t want to go into restaurants anymore because I can’t punish him for being a 4 year old and having hyperactive impulses, but I also can’t have him being feral like you’re explaining. It’s a hard line to draw but more ppl need to try bc you’re not wrong at all!

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I feel like it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s genuinely the funniest thing I’ve watched in SO long, glad you liked it!!

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yay!!!! Sending good vibes 😎

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yesterday my son used “fuckin” correctly twice and I was like “listen buddy you can I only say that word in the bathroom at home, nowhere else”. 45 minutes later he’s going to the bathroom and I hear him saying “help me build this fuckin thing” over and over again 😭

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have the most intense craving for crunchy food. I just ordered 3 kinds of chips, pickles, cucumbers, honey crisp apples, and carrots. Crunch crunch crunch crunch. Pregnancy is WILD

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My 4 year old now sings “do do do max astappen” randomly and I count that as a WIN

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You’ll never know if you don’t try!! The worst thing that can happen is you don’t get it

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I can’t imagine how fun it must be to be 4 years old

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The thought of living in a different country and not having to work full time until the second I have this baby and THEN getting more than 8 weeks of maternity leave….. I just want to nap bro do you know how hard it is growing a child inside of your body while also having a 4 year old

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don’t like it when my guys face each other so like I WANT Shelton to win right but also I don’t want him to play Alcaraz bc I’m always so torn

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jordyn @jordynnn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m 6 months pregnant and there is not a SINGLE baby pickle in my fridge and my husband thinks it’s funny bc APPARENTLY I am nothing but a joke to him

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