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Jordyn Armstrong

@jordynarmstrong.bsky.social
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You don’t need the kiddos, honey build your snowman ☃️❄️☃️❄️
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
An unemployed goofy ass fool. Matter of fact ~ get out of Tracy’s house I don’t want to watch Michael beat your ass!! #GH
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a woman is making a funny face and saying `` i 'm done '' while looking at the camera .
Alt: Zendaya is rolling her eyes and saying `` i 'm done '' while looking at the camera.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Currently, I have lawful good. In another place, I had chaotic good ~ trying something different ~ and loved it.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
adjective. affected by emotion as if by electricity; thrilling. I’m here for it & will revisit to see how this will show up in my life this year ♥️❤️
My Merriam - Webster 2026 word Galvanic
adjective. affected by emotion as if by electricity; thrilling.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I’m right behind you with going back to the world of landlines. Santa & Mrs. Clause dropped it off early and can’t wait to call everyone on it!! 🧑🏾‍🎄♥️🎅🏾❤️
A black Physical Phone ~ vintage rotary-style with push-button
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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a woman in a judge 's robe sits at a desk
Alt: A judge sits at the bench and is in shock by what she just heard.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
You know what, with the way this year been going…
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a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self
Alt: Donna from Parks & Rec wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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a woman with long nails is saying i 'm so scared oh my gosh .
Alt: Cardi B is saying i 'm so scared oh my gosh.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I’ve definitely started using “weak ass ball sack” & love the look of WTF on their faces ~ that’s right, talking about you!! 🤣😂
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a bald man with a surprised look on his face says really
Alt: a bald the Rock Johnson with a surprised look on his face says really
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’ve lived in multiple states & a Thai restaurant is always nearby. They know I’m one of their regulars. It’s my little comfort treat after a long week.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Garden 🪴 View might be the more quiet option. Where the pool 🏊🏾‍♀️ view might be busy all spring and summer.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Member of the Bitches Wanna Swoon Crew~ I was so pissed when there wasn’t a RomCom for Valentine’s Day, a slasher movie was promoted at the movies. Hell even Santa Claus was killing people last year. Give me my holiday RomComs back!!
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Kissing 😘
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Because of K dramas, captions are on all the time.
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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two cartoon cats are hugging each other with a heart in the background
Alt: two cartoon cats, one is hugging & nibbling on the other one, with a heart in the background
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I had to show this to my brother. He’s the CEO of the Y back home in our small town, the pool is being renovated, and they are on his ass!! So, just a little encouragement that his pool isn’t the only one going through it 🤣😂
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@friendzonepod.bsky.social please add this to Assanté’s list of this AI bullshit!!
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I just started episode 4 & how does her mom never notice how uncomfortable she is when Christian is around or brought up in conversation!! #ForeverNetflix
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I’m just now on episode 4 and I empathize with Keisha too BUT young lady you not about to have my son lying to me #ForeverNetflix
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
As the manager of the family group chat, it’s a mess just trying to get everyone to check in during the holidays!! My mom celebrated a milestone birthday, I was barely hanging on gathering everyone for that.
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a man in a brown sweater is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin .
Alt: a man in a brown sweater is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chin, so frustrated he pulls hair, and looks at the camera wondering what he’s about to do
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I’m still in love with you ♥️❤️
New Edition Home Again album 💿 cover
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I know it pisses him off how people try to force him to be black 😂 When his MAGA wife disrespected him with that couples quiz, I knew then that’s a biracial white man 🤣
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Jordyn Armstrong @jordynarmstrong.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I’m prior ~ service military and currently work for the federal gov’t, supporting a couple of branches of the military. And baby so many of them don’t even look good in uniform anymore. They won’t get a shape up or fix that damn uniform. Of all people, why do you all look like this!!
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