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They Might Be Jordan

@jordumb.bsky.social
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Former child. Current adult. Future dead-person. Sketch-comedy doer. host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (Seattle's ONLY late-night comedy talk-show) Performing semi-regularly in Seattle Deets/tix: finetonightlive.com Go Mariners!

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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 5m
Wilder than I thought. I think it's worth seeing.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 4h
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 3h
I'm seeing Digger in a half hour. Wish me luck
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Mariners could've/should've gotten this guy
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saw Brigsby Bear for the first time, and it might be an all-time favorite now.
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Most desirable managerial opening? Probably Pat Murphy's smiling mouth.
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spooky shits going down October 30th at Jules Maes Saloon in Seattle
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have been selected and added to the Atlanta Braves wild card series roster
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's pretty wild that in hindsight, after the WBC drama between Raleigh/Arozarena - Raleigh had a horrible season, Randy had the best season of any Mariners LF in history?
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Okay, Home Depot...
Home Depot ad for what looks to be wooden buttplugs
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MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dlvr.it
Dan Wilson Won’t Return As Mariners’ Manager In 2027
Mariners manager Dan Wilson told the team before today’s season finale that he wouldn’t be returning to the job for next season, the Seattle Times’ Ryan Divish reports.  The news comes as little surprise given the Mariners’ disappointing year, and reports began to surface last week that Wilson wouldn’t be retained. More to come…
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thanks, JP
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Timelapse video of me getting 11 hours of sleep using the patented Counting Sheep Sleep Method we highlighted during our show at Seattle Sketchfest last night.
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Timelapse video of me getting 11 hours of sleep using the patented Counting Sheep Sleep Method we highlighted during our show at Seattle Sketchfest last night.
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm literally sobbing watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLFU...
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Mariners Fans Leave Heartfelt Messages for Longtime Broadcaster Rick Rizzs Before His Retirement
YouTube video by Seattle Mariners
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had a blast at Seattle Sketchfest
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait for TEX or HOU to inexplicably win it all... -_-
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mariners legend, Seby Zavala
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know Rodgers is long-gone from them, but my Seahawks fandom for whatever reason always has me enjoying when the Packers suck
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anybody else's immune system like "woah - the weather has changed from summer, to fall-ish?! time to immediately feel congested and sore throat-y"?
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A fan barehanded a foul ball with baby in hand
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Both celebrating our 50th years as franchises, too. Twins!
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been a Mariners fan for 41 years (yes even as a 1 day old!). The losing and the sucking is a part of the whole thing, folks. I love these guys, and I love the abusive-relationship I'm in with a sports team. Goms!!! We're winning it all next year, with new manager Rich Amaral. Quote me.
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
El scorcho all day
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eagerly awaiting Mr Ed Sheeran
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cool guy on train going to concert
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dont believe I'd ever heard of Emmanuel Wilson before this Seahawk game
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Julian Love rocks
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My favorite type of fast-food commercials, are the ones when they're like "We used to be inedible dogshit! We're sorry! We've changed now!"
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fucking EASY!!! JSN! GO HAWKS!
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cardinals unis look dirty
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wanna see Geno Smith win this
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pitcher hit a backflip after sending the Amarillo Sod Poodles to the Texas League Championship Series
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lib man
Me with a sticker on my forehead from the company Libman
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Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker @officehourslive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re back in the studio and Vic is doing just great thanks! Watch this week's episode with special guest Clownvis at youtube.com/live/Ykwt3zHJTw8 OR get an extra hour of the show with so much more at patreon.com/officehourslive with a FREE 7-day trial.
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Added "air fryer friendly" to my Bumble profile
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This movie presented him as one of the worlds greatest songwriters youtu.be/PIHPbvviS2w?...
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Yesterday (2019) - Ed Sheeran vs. The Beatles Scene (5/10) | Movieclips
YouTube video by Movieclips
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I refer to sex as 'the ejaculate protocol', and if you think that's weird, it's a deal-breaker!
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Save da date!
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gummy is yummy
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mariners with a little league blunder
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Former Seattle Mariners manager, Scott Servais
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Where the hell have these guys been all year?!
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seattle Sketchfest is coming up!
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Donovan Walton, how dare you. And also like... Bazardo is cooked...
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I AM GHOUL!
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MS WIN! and good on Cole for getting that 4th out, just in case.
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They Might Be Jordan @jordumb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wow. Here's the Seattle Mariners "medallion" I purchased, that I guess will be at the stadium forever and ever amen. Goms!!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Likable backup QB on a good team” has to be one of the best jobs in the entire world. Liked tied with ice cream taste tester.
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