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Gourdan🤘🏻

@jordthegourd.bsky.social
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29 ☆ INFJ ☆ I stream games and make rugs✨️ probably lurking (She/they) www.twitch.tv/verminators cara.app/jordantufts

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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 7h
I wanna take a picccc 📸👹 We are live right now playing The Headliners on Twitch! Link to stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #theheadliners #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways #bushmaxxing
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markwars @markwars.bsky.social · 13h
An appropriate Autumn assessment today. 🤭
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 16h
Someone came up to me and said it was a Monday with such confidence that I truly believed she was correct for a moment
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I finally made a dentist appointment for a few weeks from now and im so nervous about it 💀
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lmao all of my meetings today have been rescheduled 🙊
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone approached me at the gas station and I got flustered and spilled gas on my shoes 😔
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dressmaker really is that bitch
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really dont wanna work tomorrow 😔
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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH PHASSSS! We are live right now streaming Phasmophobia on Twitch! Link to stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #Phasmophobia #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways #bushmaxxing
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got fresa con crema before stream 🙌🏻
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My family refuses to text and it drives me insane. My brother works night shifts and tried to call me while I was asleep. We did a back and forth for a few days before he finally just texted me: "Where did you get those halloween contacts you used?"
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Finally made the dmv appointment to renew my license 😔
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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HOLY SHIT!?! ITS ALREADY OCTOBER!?! 💀🎃👻 whelp... anyways WE ARE LIVE RIGHT NOW PLAYING PHASMOPHOBIA ON TWITCH! Link to Stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #phasmophobia #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways #bushmaxxing
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think im going to be Frank N'Furter for halloween 🤔
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today has been so busy 😵‍💫
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just got home (5:15) and asked my bf when we needed to leave to get to dinner on time and he said "oh we dont have to leave till like 5:45" Sir that's no time at all wtf???
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My bf is telling me right now, at 4:15pm, that we have dinner with his family tonight lmao
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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Trivia Night!!! Step on up! Bring your brain, your focus, and whatever else you need to stop your opponents into the ground!!! We are live right now on Twitch hosting TRIVIA NIGHT! Link to the Stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #TriviaNight #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lmao not my apartment double charging me rent for October 🫠
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today, I found out I've been getting Orville Peck and Oliver Tree mixed up 🤦‍♀️
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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Heyyyyyy yall! We are live right now playing Minecraft on Twitch! Link to stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #minecraft #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways #bushdid9/11 #bushmaxxing #bushoutforharambe
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hit my wrist on the corner of something and a sharp pain shot through my hand and up my arm 💀
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've gone to the annual golf tournament at work every year since I've been at the company, and I am not invited this year because my job title isn't important enough. Lmao okay
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Planning my 30th birthday weekend and we're getting the gang back together 😎
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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do you think we could actually survive a zombie apocalypse? ... ... ... Doubt it. We are live right now playing Project Zomboid on Twitch! Link to Stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #ProjectZomboid #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways #bushdid9/11 #bushmaxxing #bushoutforharambe
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do I get a 5th cup of coffee 🤔
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump TV??? Is that not the biggest red flag??
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My boss had me send him and my VP an email about an issue ive been having at work, and my VP immediately called me to talk through the issue and let me know he's getting it sorted. I love feeling supported 🖤
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can't pet the cats in Fortune's Weave 😔
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
30 minutes left of work and then I can play more fire emblem 🎉
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICE shot a man up the road from me last night and now DHS is trying to lie about what happened. FUCK ICE
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So... the fire inspection was for the building panels only, and not for my fire extinguisher or sprinklers so I just wasted the day waiting around for no reason lol
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We have a fire inspection at my apartment today, and I cant leave my house until they come by bc I have nowhere to put my dog 😒
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How much did FIR pay Corey Taylor and Serj Tankian to do that song
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have obtained the holy grail 🙌🏻
The McDonald's display the for Hello Kitty/Godzilla toy collab.
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
On the way to the movies, we had to take a detour because a small used car dealership caught fire 😭
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna see the new Resident Evil movie 🙌🏻
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Caved and got the new Fire Emblem game 🙊
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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Creepers creeping creeps We are live right now playing Minecraft on Twitch! Link to stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #Minecraft #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways #bushmaxxing #bushdid9/11
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Going to town on some nilla wafers rn
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Movie night tonight is a double feature: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and The Rocky Horror Picture Show 🍿
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This morning, I had a waymo stop in the middle of an intersection, sit there confused for a bit, and then violently reverse. And on my way home, a tesla robo taxi got confused at a four way stop and wouldnt move. Hate that this is our future.
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My view as I entered the nether:
A Minecraft screenshot: 
The screenshot is a first-person view of Jord's minecraft character in the nether holding a diamond sword. they are looking at the side of a creeper that is standing on the obsidian frame of the portal Jord is currently going through.
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Verminators Live🐀 @verminators.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have discovered a new home in Minecraft! We will be rebuilding and mining in a new location! We are live right now playing Minecraft on Twitch! Link to stream: www.twitch.tv/verminators #twitch #stream #minecraft #gamergrills #bush #bushoutalways #bushmaxxing #bushdid9/11
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ive had Rosanna by Toto stuck in my head for like two weeks
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The white cheddar popcorn my office keeps stocked just changed their ingredients 😔💔
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I pay off my student loans this week 😭🎉🎉🎉
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've been having a really good time with Paralives. Crashes, bugs, and all
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My local coffee shop brought back the dirty matcha they got rid of in January and im THRILLED 🎉
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Gourdan🤘🏻 @jordthegourd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I need non-Texans to stop giving their opinions on Talarico and Hinojosa. Trying to make blue Texans feel bad and bullying us bc our options arent perfect is ignorant and not realistic.
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