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Jordon Greene

@jordongreene.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Author, cat dad, and J-Pop fan. 📖 EVERY WORD YOU NEVER SAID 📖 HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND 作家です。日本語を勉強しています。[he/him] www.jordongreene.com/links

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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
👀 Sneak peek at the (current) first sentence from my current Work-in-Progress! Be sure to check the second line at the bottom of the image before you get mad at me. 🤣 All I’ll say for now is that it’s a romance story!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend is officially out in the world to read in all formats, including audiobook! I’m so excited for you to read it and experience Kenzie’s messy journey! Order links in my bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
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How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend by Jordon Greene | Jordon Greene | Author of Every Word You Never Said & How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend
How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend by Jordon Greene | The Feeling of Falling in Love meets While You Were Sleeping. I thought becoming my crush’s partner would be a lot cuter than this. Like maybe a cu...
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Than you so much!!!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Supreme Court has failed children across the country today. It has removed a place where children could freely be themselves when it’s not safe with their parents due to dangerous and hateful religious or political beliefs. This will harm children only to protect the bigotry of others.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Sucks when you want a little snacky-snacky, but good you on diet rid your house of anything resembling a snack, so now you’re stuck at home with nothing but water wishing you could be eating a nutty buddy.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Get a sneak peek into the audiobook of How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend on either my TikTok or Instagram!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
THREE MONTHS!! 🤩 It’s only three months until my “delightful witchy queer” “coffee shop romance” is out! If you haven’t already be sure to preorder How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend now! 🪄 Witch MC 🙍 Nonbinary MC ☕️ Coffee Shop Meet Cute 💗 Fake Dating with a Twist 🎧 K-Pop Music 🏚️ Abandoned Houses
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“…a quirky, queer ride…” 😜 Thank you so much @robbiecouch.bsky.social, NYT bestselling author of Blaine for the Win and The Sky Blues, for reading How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend and for such a cute review! Preorder now at jordongreene.com/conjure
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“CONTEMPORARY YA AT ITS BEST.” 🤩 Thank you so much Brian Zepka for reading my newest and saying such nice things about it! Brian is the author of The Temperature of Me and You, and the upcoming (super cute and magical book) book Within These County Line! Preorder at jordongreene.com/boyfriend
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
🥹 “Fun, charming, and undeniably relatable.” Thank you @owenlach.bsky.social, author of The Neskan Chronicles, for your kind words about How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Kenzie is definitely messy, but we all are aren’t we? Preorder now! Link in bio or visit jordongreene.com/conjure
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
It “…casts an irresistible spell.” 😍 Thank you @joshwinning.bsky.social , author of the upcoming Be Still My Unbeating Heart, for the super sweet blurb for How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Preorder link in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
“…a cozy, magical romance…” 🥹 Thank you so much @matthewhubbard.bsky.social! Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026! Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
New logo & brand alert! Oh, and a website, all thanks to Emu at Made by Emories for designing a beautiful new logo and branding suite for me! I love it and I hope you do as well! Be sure to check out my new website design as well at jordongreene.com or the link in my bio.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Check out Mackenzie’s “Boyfriend Spell Hype Mix” in all its K-Pop and J-Pop glory! In How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend both the main characters love their K-Pop and J-Pop, much like me, and Mack even nicknames his car after an idol. Preorder Now at jordongreene.com/conjure
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
“You’re The One!” - Mack’s best friend is a lot of fun, so I figured I’d make her little enby realization be the first quote reveal from How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Get ready for more funny realizations and laughs come March 10! Preorder Link in Bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I agree with Asimov. The books they don’t want you to read are usually the ones most worth reading.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Alice in Borderland: Season 3 is amazing!!! I have two episodes left and I don’t want it to end!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I’m so tired of people in my country who 1) demean those whose native tongue isn’t English when they speak it, or 2) think if you aren’t speaking English you can’t be American. Your hate is showing, and it’s disgusting. Plus, the fact they know multiple languages is honestly incredible!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It’s Banned Books Week! Go read a book they don’t want you to read!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My new tattoo memorializing my trek to the Kamishikimi Kumanoimasu Shrine in Kumamoto Japan is done! Thanks to Craig at Relentless Ink in Kannapolis, NC!!
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kinziethings.bsky.social @kinziethings.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
kinziethings.com/2025/09/16/r... a cute, queer YA! Coming in 2026 from @jordongreene.bsky.social
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REVIEW: How (Not) To Conjure a Boyfriend by Jordon Greene
Standing at the foot of my comatose crush’s hospital bed is not how I envisioned becoming Hayden’s partner. First I needed to find out if he’s even into the theys, then hopefully some flirting, a…
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Cover reveal for the hardback of HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND! Preorder links in bio! Out March 10, 2026!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
It's official. This hateful and evil individual has officially brought a case to overturn same-sex marriage's nationwide legality to the Supreme Court. abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
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Supreme Court formally asked to overturn landmark same-sex marriage ruling
10 years after the Supreme Court extended marriage rights to all same-sex couples, it will consider whether to take a case asking it to overturn the decision.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Fucking Nazis. This is literally the type of thing Hitler and the Nazis did at the beginning of the Third Reich. Dehumanization and creation of a fake enemy in the trans community. It’s sick and a sign of what’s to come. www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
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U.S. Air Force to deny early retirement benefits to some transgender service members
The U.S. Air Force said Thursday it would deny all transgender service members who have served between 15 and 18 years the option to retire early and would instead separate them without retirement ben...
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
PSA: It’s extremely rude to take phone calls without headphones at restaurants. I don’t need to take part in your conversation or be able to hear every word of it from three booths away.
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Ziggy Nixon @ziggynixon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
A good, old-fashioned slasher tale w/ enough suspense, emotion, & bloodiness to satisfy any fan. It's pretty hardcore horror & things get VERY messy. Reminiscent of your favorite Halloween-themed films from the past. @jordongreene.bsky.social #booksky #bookrecommendations 📚📕 📚❔ 📚❓ 💙📚 🩸📚
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Despite what our “Dear Leader” so ignorantly said about ranked choice voting in NYC, ranked choice voting is a significant improvement over first-past-the-post systems (like most places in the US use) as it greatly increases the chance of the most preferred candidate winning.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
One 1 week left!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Oooh!!! Secrets!! Mwahahaha! 🦇✨ Want to know what it’s about it? Check back on July 23! I know, I’m mean. 😂 Just imagine having to keep the secret though . 😂
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
America has no king!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Trump is America’s wannabe Hitler. Let’s make sure he remains only a wannabe.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Only 3 week left to secure you’re preorder FREEBIES and a signed book by preordering The No Repeat Policy from Editions Bookstore!! Don’t miss out on these hot and spicy items, including a bookmark and a “The Lord’s Work” sticker! Link in Bio or go to jordongreene.com/preorder-cam...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Please listen to the UN General Secretary.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The No Repeat Policy is “a sweet, and sexy tale” according to @calikitsu.bsky.social , the author of Vincent & Sivan! Thank you so much Cali!! Preorder links in bio, and don’t forget you get free goodies when you preorder from Editions (US & Canada Only)
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
📣 When you preorder The No Repeat Policy by Jordon Greene you'll get the "Do the Lord's Work" 🥵 transparent sticker for FREE only when your preorder from @EditionsShop! Designed by my friend Sidney of All Booked Media! Preorder now to get your free swag jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
That’s NOT what the US Military is for and it’s not what they’re trained for. This is what dictators in authoritarian regimes do. (Directly from the White House on April 29)
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Now to April 25 only online at Barnes & Noble, use the code PREORDER25 to get 25% your preorder of The No Repeat Policy at www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-no-rep...
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Every night since Trump’s inauguration I’ve swore things can’t get worse, but then each morning either Trump himself, one of his cabinet members, or the Republicans in Congress or state legislatures prove me wrong. This is not the American Dream. It’s the American Nightmare.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s time! 📣 When you preorder The No Repeat Policy from everyone’s favorite local bookstore, Editions, you’ll get two free mystery items + a signed paperback! Preorder at jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign OR the link in my bio!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
South Carolina, can you please fix your roads? Sincerely, a North Carolinian passing thru who doesn’t want to have to get a wheel alignment.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Y’all!! I got a tattoo of Skylar’s stegosaurus from Every Word You Never Said & Snowflake Kisses based on Yai’s drawing! 🥹🥹
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I doubt they are on here but they should still be exposed for what they’re doing.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Now NC Republicans are attempting to codify truly damaging trans discrimination against children by parents and foster parents. Shame on you all! www.ncleg.gov/BillLookup/2...
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Senate Bill 442 (2025-2026 Session) - North Carolina General Assembly
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
BIG CHANGE & A NEW BOOK COMING SOON! ❗️ Going forward all my writing will be under my real name! Don’t worry though, it’ll be clear which stories are YA and which are, well…not.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I’ll be signing books at Archimedes’ Loft in Monroe, NC on April 5 from noon to 3pm for the first weekend of the Greater Charlotte Book Crawl! I hope to see you there!
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Did you know there is a word in Japanese that literally means “buying books and not reading them”? There is! It’s tsundoku! Do you also have a problem with tsundoku? 😂 I sure do.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I look forward to the day when gas stations begin to repurpose their pumps into electric chargers, not due to decree, but due to demand.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If our fascist President could talk about things without claiming it’s “the best idea ever”or “the best in the history of our country” with literally every single fucking thing he says he might not come off as such an idiot and wannabe dictator. Wait…no, actually he still would.
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Jordon Greene @jordongreene.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Since I’m learning Japanese, I thoughts maybe I could bring you all along with me a little and teach some bookish (and sometimes not bookish) words in Japanese! Book is “hon” in Japanese! It’s said sort of like we would say hone, sort of. Let me know what bookish words you want to know!
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