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Jord @jordcorp.com · 01/10/2026
that’s not what he said
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 26/09/2026
what is this thing
One of the original Plastic Beach models built for Gorillaz
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 16/09/2026
newest member of starfox
Paul McCartney piloting an Arwing
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 16/09/2026
can you guess what movie i've been slightly obsessed over since I watched it for the first time? the answer will shock you
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 06/09/2026
playing around my fursoner and I like the idea of being able to swap if he has horns or not, what style, shape etc.
JC, thinking "Took you long enough..." in regards to me taking so long to draw him. He gets confused for a Goat a lot, despite some sheep having horns. So instead of locking down what specific species he is, I can just add or remove different style horns depending on what I wanna draw.
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 06/09/2026
high art.
"Cabunga, Quake Man" says a Tracy Ullman style Bart to the Quake Protagonist, as a Lisa orb follows behind
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 23/08/2026
check out this bonus game song from the thomas amiga game why is it evil
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 21/08/2026
ooohhb i’m vibing,, my code it’s vibed ooOOHH MY VIBES OH FUCK YES KEEP VIBING
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 17/08/2026
stupid experiment doodles dump
Yes-Man shifted over so he can display Gyromite while ROB the Robot takes his turn (done in Krita)Pony-fied version of Smells Like Teen Spirit, featuring Long Play, Vinyl Scratch's older brother (done in ms paint)2-D from Gorillaz, practice for a weird shading style I saw Jamie Hewlett use in a piece of concept art (done in ms paint)a half finished painting experiment featuring Walter from Half-Life (done in Krita)
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 16/08/2026
yeah idk apple was really ahead of the curve with their advertising
Apple Macintosh advert that reads: 

"Where is your God now? - Probably not here, Buy Apple stuff."

the computer has "lol" hand written in a paint program
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 09/08/2026
coat data
Data's cool coat
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 08/08/2026
throwing a post out into the void and asking if there’s a website builder that isn’t weirdly rigid and limiting, is mostly visual so it’s artist friendly and can produce results similar to these images? or do I /really/ have to learn everything myself cuz I don’t want to lol
Diablo 2 websiteIGN’s old websiteSega’s old website
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 02/08/2026
i had a really hard time trying to figure out how to draw david lynch's hair so this is what ended up on the page instead sorry
david lynch doodles, the left drwaing vaguely in the style of Far Side and the right being a genuine attempt
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 19/07/2026
bought a scanner
Homer Simpson figure in a blank void
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 04/07/2026
my weird route theory is there’s just a big plughole at the bottom of the lake and they’re fine
Kris and Noelle after exiting a drain pipe
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 09/06/2026
no one ever talks about the Secret Bart in Twin Peaks
On the table near the bottom left of the image, sits a copy Mad Magazine featuring Bart Simpson as the cover imageSaid Magazine, Number 299, Dated December 1990
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 23/05/2026
Hot tip, buy a fisheye lens
Left to Right: South Park figures, DVDs, Dissected Derpy Hooves, Applejack painting Sonic 3 McDonalds toy, PlayStation gamesBig Phil in his car, Chell figure, big box pc games
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 11/05/2026
Really ugly renditions of Blur as Minifigures for Lego Rockband
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 02/05/2026
A PS2 Mii looking at a Parappa 2 Sprite
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 27/04/2026
this game is fun
PS2 Mii
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 27/04/2026
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 27/04/2026
my stupid son whom is also me
JC as a store clerk
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 22/04/2026
Interesting looking demo footage from a corrupted Crazy Taxi PS2 version
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 21/04/2026
i dare you to hunt for the context
gta san andreas npc's with animal parts on 'em
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 18/04/2026
Oh so if your client lags or I fat-finger the buy button on the popup that has no confirmation page, for something I didn't even want nor consciously buy, it's on me? sure makes sense fuck this company, man
"One Time Exception...In the future, we cannot refund your nitro subscription"
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 18/04/2026
btw the support website accounts are so outdated that it's still using my profile from about October 2018 or 19. I seriously don't understand why the accounts and Client aren't properly linked, I had to reset the password it's THAT old
an old profile pic and username from October of 2018 or 2019
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 15/04/2026
Beavis and Butthead statues at E3 1995
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 09/04/2026
I don’t think I’ve seen a movie be so average that everyone agrees it’s only worth anything because of a single character
dude his bottom lip is so fat that is insane, what do you have going on, McCloud?
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 05/04/2026
probably nothing,
a man confidently riding his bike with a stick
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 16/03/2026
this is what i think gordon freeman's family looks like
drawing of young gordon freeman, with a Panthereye as a dog and a low poly scientist as a father
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 15/03/2026
i'm not sure this joke was worth it
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 09/03/2026
stuff,
South Park’s pilot episode - it’s funny watching this back and comparing it with the more modern episodes, there’s so much charm that comes with the first season because you can really feel them figuring out what the show is meant to be. Gorillaz’s Clint Eastwood video - This is from the Phase One: Celebrity Takedown set released in 2002, these videos really do feel right at home on a screen like this. The vibes are top shelf lemme tell youThis disc cannot be played due to regional restrictions. My Little Pony Season 1 - Very unfortunate! This wouldve been a great watch on this TV set, it’s been quite a while since I’ve watched Season 1, so it’s a massive shame that it won’t play on my PS2
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 04/03/2026
“TOUCH ME!” Says Samus, assumedly.

The back of a promotional DS dvd from 2004
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 23/02/2026
a small collection I've been building are these Pepsi Charts cds and listening to them has been hilarious, 90% total rot with a handful of decent stuff - capped off with MAYBE 2 songs you actually like I don't trust anyone that says "music isn't fun anymore" cuz they clearly don't remember
Pepsi Chart 2002

Kylie Minogue - Robbie Williams - Geri Halliwell - Atomic Kitten - Blue - Emma Bunton - DJ Pied Piper - So Solid Crew - Nelly Furtado - Roger Sanchez
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 26/01/2026
why'd they do that
Blur, recreating Blondie's Parallel Lines cover with Damon Albarn as Debbie Harry
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 22/01/2026
tale as old as time
a fool searching for an image of NBA Youngboy with lotion on his face, with some extremely poor wording
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 22/01/2026
Thanks, dusty old cartoon studio that thought that'd be a good name 👍
Jord: it goes from looking like exactly how you imagine it to "oh that's something" (images of the Kidd Video Cartoon before and after they switched to japanese animation)

Reagan: (search for Kid Video DIC, the animation company, google search does not pick up that this is a cartoon studio)

Jord: OOPS
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 15/01/2026
all you need in life, really.
eBay listings:

Custom Earthbound Cartridge (possibly stolen hack)

Takara PJ Berry figure

Thomas the Tank Engine Driver figure
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 31/12/2025
Update: Success 💪💪 Got a new compressor, painted and decal’d the trucks, witnessed them all fall over from the rickety setup so I had to hotfix most of them by fabricating new parts from scrap plastic But it’s all good lol
Freshly painted 12 ton box vans, decals freshly applied, ready for weathering and varnishNewly prepared buffer fashioned from old bits of plastic (white one above)
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 26/12/2025
after picking up the Rhythm Badge the water in the shrine did this help
missing texture on the fountain after picking up the rhythm badge
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 19/12/2025
Win95 screenshot of the image loaded in the program packed in with the CD
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 19/12/2025
@toomanyhumans.net accidentily found this on Photo Compilation CD LOL
A Clear-ish image of the Iceberg image everyone uses in the meme
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 17/12/2025
I was a bab in school and having a fair bit of trouble figuring out how to draw the funnel on Thomas the Tank Engine, explaining to the teacher that 'it doesn't look right, I don't know why' after a few attempts I eventually got it and it felt awesome, magical even, kept going ever since
drawings of what I remember my attempts at funnels for Thomas looked like
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 09/12/2025
that's a hand animated costanza right there buddy, check it (never do this it's torture)
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 09/12/2025
Looking back on how you used to work with your tools is always hilarious; Before I realised that this was a base function in the program, whenever I'd need to track something in Vegas, I'd HAND ANIMATE the camera movement in the pan and crop window Hunreds of manually placed nodes
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 30/11/2025
i could never quite get bowser down but i THINK i got it this time #art
Bowser's floating head looking at mario approaching rapidly, a smaller sketch of him sits in the top left
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 27/11/2025
fanart
Gordon Freeman looking at a vortigaunt thinking "ok"
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 27/11/2025
All I want to do…..is make this thing brown………………..that’s it…
Unfinished model kit of a railway box van
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 18/11/2025
Yup! most do now
Two finger glove, thumbs up
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Jord @jordcorp.com · 13/11/2025
had to cover my tablet pen in tape cuz the rubber body literally crumbled am i a real artist now
XP-Pen Artist 12 pen with masking tape wrapped around 2 ends
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