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chloë 💫

@jordannchloee.bsky.social
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black theatre phd candidate, extremist optimist, hyperbolic dyke, club napper, all around delight 📍 chi + atl + st. pete 🪐 (they!)

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lil miss amira slick @amiraslick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy gaggys! sixteen titties are better than one!
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi bluesky ! Long time no chat ! Lylas ! Hope ur well !! Kisses !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some of my recent work ! On account of the occasion of Wednesday !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The phrase crocodile tears exists for a reason ! And that’s all i have to say on that
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My good friend and she just so happens to be a lezbian and it just so happens to be July
Lesbian Minnelli looks really perfect w bubble gun 
Lesbian Minnelli also still looking really gorgeous and carrying a bubble gun
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Does anyone at lez out July happen to have a pencil
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
sometimes u just gotta have an energy drink and call the car baby, life is fleeting
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sending big fat lesbian hugs to everyone always i love yall so dearly !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’d like to announce that when the clock strikes midnight at full moon party it turns into my perfect cousin @amiraslick.bsky.social ‘s birthday so if you’re not there you’re Zo-phobic
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s cause a war broke out in the Netherlands over cheese and she’s really going through it
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Love an uber that drives like a bat outta hell like yeah we got places to be tf
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lezbian @lezbianminnelli.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
POLICE TEAR GASSING BY BELMONT REDLINE everyone steer clear and be safe
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Being gay rocks i wouldn’t ever choose anything else
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
From the desk of a Thinker to the public who Thinks ! W love ! 🩷
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wearing my shortest skirt, looking gorgeous, & picking up money off the floor !!! Be there !!!
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lil miss amira slick @amiraslick.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
HAPPY JUNETEENTH! All I ask on this day is to spread the word that my summer COMMISSIONS are NOW OPEN. Rhinestoning (by 𝖚𝖗 𝖒𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗), Wigs, Ponytail Extensions, and Costumes by me 💗
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Who all would like to join a one off book club reading Tyra Banks’ 2011 novel “Modelland” !!!! Taking sign ups !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Still Wednesday in California here’s my drafts freaks
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Currently enjoying 2-3 bites of multiple pints of iced cream whilst lactose intolerant. Et tu brute
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ムスタファ @paradisenow7.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Can’t post my drafts today, too busy starting fights in the understudy (opening the front door to let the air conditioning out bc its so beautifully warm)
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mind you June 20th is the day after Juneteenth !!! Support Black Women !!! (And Claire and Scissor)
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Actively being tortured (at the job i begged the universe for)
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The con of not sleeping for 32 hours is not sleeping for 32 hrs but the pro is i didn’t forget abt draft drop Wednesday so now you all can partake in my swagilicious thought frameworks. What can i say except you’re welcome !!! And goodnight !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The early bird gets the worm ! But the worm is hyperconscious of the fleeting nature of existence so it spends its time constructing thought as opposed to worrying abt the material ! Aka ! Happy Wednesday !
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KITTY ‘BEST DRAG QUEEN’ BANKS @itskittybanks.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hey yall!! If yall could take a sec to read here about my mama and what she’s been going thru! It’s quite a bit so I don’t have much room to go into detail here but help/sharing would be greatly appreciated! Love yall mwah gofund.me/5ce73e255
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride !!!! Welcome to my “Gay Shit I’m Reading” thread ! 🩷👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌈
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hey so i gotta go to bed but will yall pls give the moon my best regards & let her know i love her work !
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Writer for Ma 2 @derryqueenhaha.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
yall ms tacky apartment she moved into literally last week caught on fire and she lost everything can we please show her some love and come together to help her through this insane time? & it’s her actual bday today cashapp: $themstacky Zelle: jammyilakirk@gmail.com
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
For yalls enjoyment !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Unexpectedly got the day off work! Watching hsm edits and beating tf out my face! Gonna get raucous later !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
my cousins better at everything ever than ur cousins are. i will not be taking feedback at this time or any time
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
first saturday off since last year, may cotton eye joe abt it lowkey
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Stephanie, PhilosopHER @dragmestephanie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“I’m bi for attention.” cropped tank top in black, $30. Proceeds go towards my gender affirming care! Laser, HRT prescriptions, doctors appointments, etc. On sale till June 6th! 🫶 Link: transfigureprintco.com/products/im-...
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RAMONA SLICK 🍒 @ramonaslick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Scissor @scissorme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i’m literally always saying that
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
tip kitten so well i joined the pro leagues !!! come party w us june 20th !! ill be the one on the ground !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
belated draft drop ! from the desk of the smartest girl* in chicago ! w love !
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
& happy 7 years since Bye Sister to all who celebrate !
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lezbian @lezbianminnelli.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
just awoke like a sleeper agent
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
overheard at dinner: “do you like more feminine or butch girls” “like in between like a girl in a hat”
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LEX @cxmingoutlex.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
HIIIIII
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
deadass got out the uber at the airport at 8:42 for the 8:49 flight (departure not boarding time btw) and made it …. NEEDED this win nasty bad
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
back on my bully got does it feel good
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
going home today & i need it more than i ever have this city pissing me off nasty bad
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
any diva a size 7 women’s and would be into these shoes ??? brand new in the box legit from high school, i am just not a heels girl ! for free ofc u just gotta come meet me in roger’s park or when im at the understudy :)))
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
tj maxx’s easiest victim
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
tried to guess the met gala theme based just on outfits @ work and said “is the theme kinda like when peeta painted himself as dirt in the first hunger games ???” and ! i’m right !!
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chloë 💫 @jordannchloee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
we’re facing a gay guy slow walkers epidemic & the residents of andersonville are our greatest perpetrators
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Stephanie, PhilosopHER @dragmestephanie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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