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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100% disagree. Ronaldo is a rapist, Pulisic is not. Massive difference.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think you meant plump flake.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paging Carlos Zambrano...
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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солдаты неудачи дебил джек: Simple Jack
Alt: GIF from the film Tropic Thunder of Ben Stiller portraying actor Tugg Speedman portraying a mentally handicapped character named Simple Jack
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This was back when September callups bumped the rosters from 25 to 40. Now it goes from 26 to 28. That, plus the 3-batter rule, renders this an unlikely outcome in 2026.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The You Betcha guy?!
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*embittered Cubs fans like myself*:
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James T. Kirk: Yes, We're Aware Of That
ALT: James T. Kirk: Yes, We're Aware Of That
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That's a LOT of Ice & Mix, especially for August
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well said, None of the Above
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Why wouldn't they use different phases of the moon?!
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cubs fans:
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Family Guy: Stewie Says 'Hey. Shut Up.'
ALT: Family Guy: Stewie Says 'Hey. Shut Up.'
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Florida Cup organizers would like a word.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😉
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
*and its shows
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
$2800 for tomorrow's Third Place Game is indeed insane.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A Midwestern staple. Absolutely crushes on hot days.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*pigeon voice* I do not approve of dat title
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We're ready. In CONCACAF, we've defeated Antigua AND Barbuda every time and Trinidad AND Tobago ... almost every time.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Two Escobars?
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Of course Clemson's video was shorter. They didn't score as many goals.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ronny Cedeño, April 20, 2007 against St. Louis. I was there. Two stories about Ronny Cedeño | SB Nation share.google/ZyosfbLzkLZ7...
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What do you consider deep cleaning? I ask because I struggle to draw a line anywhere.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In this economy?
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Given how much Tom loses to Jerry, it might be more humane to show them 60 Minutes.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It's pretty clear. Ace is home to Weber. Everything else is unimportant.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I would like to know who funded this research and also if said funding could increase.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It appears no fighters have withdrawn as of today www.tapology.com/fightcenter/...
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UFC Freedom 250: Topuria vs. Gaethje | MMA Event | Tapology
UFC Freedom 250 takes place Sunday, June 14, 2026 with 7 fights at South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C.. View fight card, video, results, predictions, and news.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tapology doesn't show any canceled fights or fighters backing out. www.tapology.com/fightcenter/...
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UFC Freedom 250: Topuria vs. Gaethje | MMA Event | Tapology
UFC Freedom 250 takes place Sunday, June 14, 2026 with 7 fights at South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C.. View fight card, video, results, predictions, and news.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't believe any fighters have actually backed out, at least not ones who had a fight announced. www.tapology.com/fightcenter/...
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I mean, they introduced a synthetic basketball for a few weeks until the players practically revolted.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They got rid of it because the floor graphic made it too slick for the players. Not sure how/why that could happen, and it's embarrassing that they couldn't figure it out, but heck yes, the LOB decal is back.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Source, please and thank you.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You're telling me a machine pitched this tournament?
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is the only correct answer.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The offensive power play ineptitude was incomprehensible. They were elite in nearly every other facet of the game with the ideal skaters for special teams, yet in the playoffs it felt more likely they would give up a shorty than capitalize.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Post-lockout, that was probably the hottest of all the hot goalie runs achieved by a rapist.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
More like...
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The Simpsons: Homer is S-S-So Cold!
ALT: The Simpsons: Homer is S-S-So Cold!
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
For sure my wife is gonna send this image to me this week.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Game set match. Point. Michael Scott. Game over. End of game.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I have not stopped thinking about this all day. This is such a great insult, and I have no one to blame but myself... and Matt Shaw. All the best to you and yours, and all the worst to your team.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Saddest account on here ... so far.
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Homer Simpson and Bart: Worst Day Of Your Life So Far
ALT: Homer Simpson and Bart: Worst Day Of Your Life So Far
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
After I replied, I thought, "This will not end well." Honestly, not nearly as much blowback as I thought. I figured it was better to leave my words up and deal with the response than just delete the post.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
100% fair response. I only learned about Shaw's terrible decision making this week. Back when Twitter was usable, I followed BestFansInBaseball, and that guy never ran out of retweets of racist Cardinals fans tweeting racist things.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
No, because my doctor prescribed me Repressitol
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Weird. I thought attendance had fallen because fans kept shouting the N-word at opposing Black players.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
How many mg of LSD do I need for the ad-free tier of The Phantasma Realm?
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dagnabbit!
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you would like to read even more of my opinions that will make you roll your eyes or become incredibly frustrated, be sure to follow!
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ultimately, we're both right, and we're both wrong, and none of this matters. I'm just happy that I co-opted someone else's comment so I could share my outsider opinion with someone other than my wife who doesn't want to hear it again.
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jordanmwiley.bsky.social @jordanmwiley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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South Park: I'm Not Your Buddy, Friend!
ALT: South Park: I'm Not Your Buddy, Friend!
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