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@jordanholt23.bsky.social
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Tennis player and fan. PhD Biochemist. Queer. Medical Writer and aspiring fiction writer. Trash opinions

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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Arthur Fery really not backing Wimbledon up yet. Needs to enter some 250s ( lots). Shanghai surface speed should have helped him too
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mertens and Hubie, guys it’s not halloween for another 3 weeks
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
could you act any more like a labour stooge? Used to love the posts but like this is not objective journalism
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So Sinner and Alcaraz will be able to play on the same half next season for a while… Djokovic will have to fake a lot of injuries when he somehow gets both of them in QF/SF
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Any tournament that isn’t a slam that has its QFs on different days is stupid, Beijing, get on with it
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really wish I lived 500 metres west of where I do, good luck @zackpolanski.bsky.social
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh wow Demon is done. Djokovic defeats 3 Top 10 opponents to win a 500 but one got defaulted and one retired
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
De Minaur and Djokovic both taking medical time out now cause the ATP is broken. I blame the tennis balls
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda glad Sinner ended his season cause it just puts even more of an asterisk on this season
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Demon’s forehand just so flat in that tiebreak. Djokovic just had one target
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Beijing really said “how can we make the shadow so bad you can’t see the ball on either side of the court”
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Charlie Eccleshare @cdeccleshare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tennis continuing its entirely inconsistent, outcome-focused approach to defaults. Shouldn’t need saying that it shouldn’t take someone getting hurt for a player to get defaulted.
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haven’t watched Vacherot for ages but this SF is anaemic af from him. Not the competitor i’m a fan of today, yet
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rat is gonna become world no1 cause 2 people are injured and 1 person is too old to play a full schedule. Imagine becoming world no1 and winning 2 slams in a year where you’re the 4th best player. Murray would have dreamed for this
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Slaykina is back, just biding her time to with the career slam next June 🥰
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sinner making sure he rests this injury for the main part of his season: Saudi Arabia
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have been on a tennis court for about 35 hours this week 😴😴😴
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This drag race Uk challenge would be more believable if someone hadn’t come in with their eyebrows shaved and then still had eyebrows in the confessionals so clearly they knew
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone keeps saying Djokovic has never lost in Beijing doesn’t remember the 2008 olympics
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As things stand Vacherot will stay in top40 even if he crashes and burns in Shanghai. Crazy how one tournament changed his career
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Medvedev finding another hard court 250 he hasn’t won before
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Murray sitting next to Fed’s mum
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fery looks like a thumb
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nadinettr.bsky.social @nadinettr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is what the Laver Cup is. The tournament where a women was abused and Federer and co pretended it never happened #Lavercup #ATP
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Such fragile confidence for a 2 time slam champ. De Minaur saying all he did was put the ball in, have to say he did way more than that live… but a certain rat got very passive. so many opportunities to come forward in those two tiebreaks
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Live hate watch was worth it 👩‍🍳 💋
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laver breaker or laver choker
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Live choking is making it slightly less repulsive
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Concerned at the fan base for rat in this crowd
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well rat can hit his forehand on exhibition tennis, go figure
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So glad that watery shits Cobolli seems to have shown up
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have booed rat at laver cup, stay tuned for when i get kicked out
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have to say if a tennis tournament requires me to understand the rounds are on different dates ant it ends on a Wednesday, i’m checked out from the off. It’s an awful complication for passive viewers and tbh i’m a committed viewer
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kartal should be proud of that performance. 3 hours, after so much time off. 2 dips at bad times but so easily could have happened to her opponent
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big assist from the ball boy who went chasing off into the tunnel and came back mid second serve from Czechia?
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bouzkova with a slightly more natural ability to go line and take the ball early. Kartal has done really well to make this physical but Bouzkova was brave and it paid off
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😬😬😬😬 It’s not going away
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reckon Strycova could beat GB in doubles with Siniakova, field your captain huns
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kartal needs to go forward quick here cause Bouzkova has come in rattled
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ooh Muchova not playing singles. There is hope in that first match
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worried GB don’t get a set in Shenzen today
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monaco brought someone out of retirement for Davis Cup
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol Shelton
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Carole Bouchard @carolebouchard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jack Draper ends his season and it has to be the biggest case of failed protected ranking strategy I’ve seen in so long I can’t even remember. Losing a Top 5 ranking for the way his 2026 has gone is insane. That’s been such a gamble…
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Draper has made more announcements about his health than he has played matches this year
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
All the clips of Shelton and rat in their press conference feel performative. Like I get you might have to have a public persona but when you put one on that’s like look at me i’m so genuine. no like you’re both bad actors
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If he didn’t realise he’d won, can we all pretend he didn’t
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shelton this is such a weak performance
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Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mean mug already broken
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