Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Arthur Fery really not backing Wimbledon up yet. Needs to enter some 250s ( lots). Shanghai surface speed should have helped him too 020
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Mertens and Hubie, guys it’s not halloween for another 3 weeks 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026could you act any more like a labour stooge? Used to love the posts but like this is not objective journalism 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026So Sinner and Alcaraz will be able to play on the same half next season for a while… Djokovic will have to fake a lot of injuries when he somehow gets both of them in QF/SF 120
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Any tournament that isn’t a slam that has its QFs on different days is stupid, Beijing, get on with it 010
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Really wish I lived 500 metres west of where I do, good luck @zackpolanski.bsky.social 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh wow Demon is done. Djokovic defeats 3 Top 10 opponents to win a 500 but one got defaulted and one retired 110
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026De Minaur and Djokovic both taking medical time out now cause the ATP is broken. I blame the tennis balls 020
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Kinda glad Sinner ended his season cause it just puts even more of an asterisk on this season 020
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Demon’s forehand just so flat in that tiebreak. Djokovic just had one target 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Beijing really said “how can we make the shadow so bad you can’t see the ball on either side of the court” 020
Reposted by JordanCharlie Eccleshare @cdeccleshare.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tennis continuing its entirely inconsistent, outcome-focused approach to defaults. Shouldn’t need saying that it shouldn’t take someone getting hurt for a player to get defaulted. 1183
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Haven’t watched Vacherot for ages but this SF is anaemic af from him. Not the competitor i’m a fan of today, yet 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Rat is gonna become world no1 cause 2 people are injured and 1 person is too old to play a full schedule. Imagine becoming world no1 and winning 2 slams in a year where you’re the 4th best player. Murray would have dreamed for this 130
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Slaykina is back, just biding her time to with the career slam next June 🥰 100
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sinner making sure he rests this injury for the main part of his season: Saudi Arabia 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have been on a tennis court for about 35 hours this week 😴😴😴 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This drag race Uk challenge would be more believable if someone hadn’t come in with their eyebrows shaved and then still had eyebrows in the confessionals so clearly they knew 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everyone keeps saying Djokovic has never lost in Beijing doesn’t remember the 2008 olympics 101
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As things stand Vacherot will stay in top40 even if he crashes and burns in Shanghai. Crazy how one tournament changed his career 001
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Medvedev finding another hard court 250 he hasn’t won before 110
Reposted by Jordannadinettr.bsky.social @nadinettr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is what the Laver Cup is. The tournament where a women was abused and Federer and co pretended it never happened #Lavercup #ATP 32311
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Such fragile confidence for a 2 time slam champ. De Minaur saying all he did was put the ball in, have to say he did way more than that live… but a certain rat got very passive. so many opportunities to come forward in those two tiebreaks 130
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Well rat can hit his forehand on exhibition tennis, go figure 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So glad that watery shits Cobolli seems to have shown up 020
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have booed rat at laver cup, stay tuned for when i get kicked out 2152
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Have to say if a tennis tournament requires me to understand the rounds are on different dates ant it ends on a Wednesday, i’m checked out from the off. It’s an awful complication for passive viewers and tbh i’m a committed viewer 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Kartal should be proud of that performance. 3 hours, after so much time off. 2 dips at bad times but so easily could have happened to her opponent 020
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Big assist from the ball boy who went chasing off into the tunnel and came back mid second serve from Czechia? 010
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bouzkova with a slightly more natural ability to go line and take the ball early. Kartal has done really well to make this physical but Bouzkova was brave and it paid off 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reckon Strycova could beat GB in doubles with Siniakova, field your captain huns 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Kartal needs to go forward quick here cause Bouzkova has come in rattled 110
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ooh Muchova not playing singles. There is hope in that first match 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Monaco brought someone out of retirement for Davis Cup 000
Reposted by JordanCarole Bouchard @carolebouchard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jack Draper ends his season and it has to be the biggest case of failed protected ranking strategy I’ve seen in so long I can’t even remember. Losing a Top 5 ranking for the way his 2026 has gone is insane. That’s been such a gamble… 0141
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Draper has made more announcements about his health than he has played matches this year 010
Reposted by Jordanᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬 268117893463
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 14/09/2026All the clips of Shelton and rat in their press conference feel performative. Like I get you might have to have a public persona but when you put one on that’s like look at me i’m so genuine. no like you’re both bad actors 000
Jordan @jordanholt23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If he didn’t realise he’d won, can we all pretend he didn’t 040