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Jordan_F

@jordanfgc.bsky.social
149 followers 138 following 604 posts

A woman who says shit

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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What if I just moved to ireland?
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Of course I log on and see this today. Of fucking course.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's crazy that you dreamed you were me.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dude, I can't schedule a post that says "Gooning hours" at 3am. Alexa this is so sad, play despacito.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yup. Been there, done that. I'm tired boss...
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slimegirl 🏳️‍⚧️ @rzrgrl.gay · 11/10/2026
every now and then, a tgirl will mention the most depressing experience you've ever heard with no change in inflection whatsoever. awful is normal for us and I hate it. I hate it so much. we all deserve a hug at the bare fucking minimum and even that is a stretch to receive. the world must be kinder
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Small Nerd @small-nerd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sometimes I get a silly idea in my head and I just have to draw it. I'm... not entirely sure *why* I find the idea of Hibiki Takane wearing Jordans funny, but I do.
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Ghastrogen Scratch Ghosts @estrogenpatchnotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sexy oh my god
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MMOPREG.
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Poe @lawfulpoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My mind just read "MMORPG" as "MMOMPREG" and I think I need to leave the internet forever
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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaba @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
240p is fighting game liveleak. When you load a 240p fighting game clip, you know the mental factory is collapsing in the unwilling player's mind.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I will be green today.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Safe to say you're the biggest, the largest. Good ass gains goat.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you are into lolicon or defend lolicon, I do not fuck with you. Unfollow me, unsubscribe, don't fucking engage with me you disgusting fucks. Just gonna make my statement loud and clear for y'all.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
W post.
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Covarr @itscovarr.com · 30/09/2026
Tech support help how to print mp4 file ??
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some days I just want to sit by the fire, book in hand, rocking gently as a cozy song plays in the background. Grandma's house type shit.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I might be the first ever transfem hooligan. It's just me and the boys out here, but I'm she/her.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You'll never have what you want unless you take it.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
His mother is very proud of him.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Survey administer: "Can someone with five years of hard manual labor please stand up." Mother who's given birth to five children at home:
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skibidi on his cock. He's relieving into my toilet.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I might never become pregnant, but when it comes to the money I always deliver.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My topology is more violent than the garten of banban.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have pregnant sonic stuck in my head. Fuck man...
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's beast mode though. You should make more things about xrd.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kissing is just mouth frotting.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tell me about the rabbits, george...
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I miss the unbridled optimism of 90s sega arcade games. There's a unique brand of happiness in those old games that hasn't been back for a while and I hope it returns some day. Maybe even in a fighting game I can enjoy.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gock samson.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The dream has been realized... BIG HAM! COOL CHEESE! FUCKIN LETTUCE! Turbkey samndwich.
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Cass - HotLadyNightmare @finfunnels.gay · 14/09/2026
Brain Powerd Ciel is this anything
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is something. I like it.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SonicSol the idea is drop dead hilarious to me. I don't know much about SonicSol the man.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No, he's just extremely horny for striker for some reason. I just think it's funny.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Never ask: A woman her age. A man his wage. SonicSol his feelings on striker.
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boygirl bot blues @dolldissection.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i want to reference "entertainment for gay man and bitches" on a surprisingly frequent basis irl but i know no one will ever know what the hell i am talking about
tweet from 50 cent: "If ur homophobic get the fuck off my twitter for the next 10mns. Its entertainment for gay man and bitches"
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Iga, straight promise. I will suck you off for early access to the new bloodstained game.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every game should be mvc2
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bitch if I catch you on that AI bullshit again I'm slobberknocking your head like a human sized slap chop. Start doing real work.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So true oomfie.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don't care if it was AI generated or not. Grokarina of time is funny asf.
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Jordan_F @jordanfgc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never kill yourself.
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