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Jordan Eckerling

@jordaneckerling.bsky.social
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Landscape Designer, Film fanatic, Traveler, and parent of two free-flying budgies.

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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
SURPRISE!!!!
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What do we want!! CHEAP SALT! When do we want it? Whenever Trump says.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As much as I would have loved to visit The Hermitage in particular, Russia has ALWAYS been a country I would NEVER spend my travel dollars on.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
PEOPLE ARE SAYING Meghan Kelly has been broadcasting the whole time from a mental institution.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I promise you the majority of them will not. They are PROUD of every fucked up thing he's done. Even the ones who saw their own lives deeply affected or saw their wives deported, would still vote for him for a third term while yelling "USA USA!!"
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They won't care. They'll just respond with the usual, "LOL 2 more years! Daddy's Home!"
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Mel Brooks: You Know Morons
ALT: Mel Brooks: You Know Morons
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
MORE treasonous than rolling out the red carpet for China and Russia's Presidents to "make deals" benefitting himself as both Fascists help Iran to kill American soldiers? No? Yes? Maybe?
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kegsbreath will demand they be court martialed and the stupid base will cheer as their cult leader calls for THEIR executions for "Treason."
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike Tyson has the chance to do the funniest thing: Bite off his ear.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I imagine those signs illicit a lot of uncontrollable laughter.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the Stupids will respond "tHiS iS wHaT i VoTeD fOr!"
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
P.R. attack? Oh no! But he's not sure.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Tomorrow Belongs To Me!"
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weird. He had a completely different take on The Central Park Five.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The Work" So noble.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Stupids just adore him.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And the Stupids STILL vote for her and LOL at these damning photos.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
These idiots:
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She still is.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His videos are pure huckster, petty & vapid. He insults CA and every Democrat needed to actually win. He'd be more at home selling Sham-Wows at 3am. COMMENTS are almost all bot-generated "Steve has my vote!" The MAGA minority who thought Spencer Pratt was going to win are in for another surprise.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TN deserves Marsha.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only FOX TV hosts are qualified for the most sensitive positions.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Biden's magic Autopen strikes again!
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems worth mentioning EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN is perfectly okay with all of it.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love the reference. HAHAHA.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This ridiculous display by idiots like Schmitt, Darline Graham, John Kennedy and Ted Cruz show that even as Republicans seek to distance themselves from him during the midterms, Trump is NOT the biggest problem. It's the entirety of the treasonous Republican Party determined to destroy Democracy.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That idiot Schmitt, Darline Graham, John Kennedy and Ted Cruz filled my yearly allowance for Stupid.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That idiot Schmitt, Darline Graham, John Kennedy and Ted Cruz filled my yearly allowance for Stupid.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That, Darline Graham, John Kennedy and Ted Cruz filled my yearly allowance for Stupid.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's by design.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These cartoons were never meant for kids. They were shown between feature films in theaters. It wasn't until television, they started to be shown on Saturday mornings for kids.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This unqualified POS has no power to do this. More lawsuits.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This MUST be their unofficial WH portrait.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those rebates were ALL paid out. It's just that they were paid to Trump. No sarcasm. He's robbing the Treasury every day.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These imbeciles are so scared and ignorant, they REALLY believe the worst thing you can do to a Muslim is show them ba picture of bacon. Like garlic and vampires.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Dog's Breakfast Special.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why not call it "Trump Intelligence?" That way it won't even exist.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
An international embarrassment.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'tRuMp Is BrInGiNg ClAsS aNd ReSpEcT bAcK tO tHe UsA!!'
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'tRuMp Is BrInGiNg ClAsS aNd ReSpEcT bAcK tO tHe UsA!!'
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump IS 6'3" measured side to side.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not a hard sell for stupid MAGAs.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And that's EXACTLY what the Stupids are saying now. Always projection. Whadabout when Obama did that? He didn't. Doesn't matter. They believe anything that makes them justify their cult leader's corruption.
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are they filming this shit for CBS' new Fall lineup?
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Jordan Eckerling @jordaneckerling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All the crystal lighting is by Orrefors. There's even more riches and treasures than that. And a lot of it is MISSING now.
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