Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 09/10/2026imagining if Billie Joe said "i'll give you my political opinion in 2 weeks" in 2004 010
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 09/10/2026he pitched on 3 days rest for like an entire month and was unhittable 170
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 09/10/2026imagining the Pope as a distraught sports radio show caller 170
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"he's pacing around the grounds at 4am just muttering to himself and shaking his head. he must be deep in prayer" 0120
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@edsbs.bsky.social do you have a spare $37,000 carsandbids.com/auctions/3vN...carsandbids.com1993 Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evo 2 - Rare Rally-Derived AWD Hot Hatch, 28k Miles, LHD Japanese-Spec with U.S. TitleThis 1993 Lancia Delta HF Integrale Evo 2 is for sale on Cars & Bids! Auction ends October 17 2026. 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@edsbs.bsky.social WRC in USA next year www.wrc.com/en/news/wrc-...wrc.comUSA and UK return as WRC confirms landmark 15-round 2027 calendarThe FIA World Rally Championship has confirmed a landmark 15-round calendar for 2027, headlined by the return of the United States and United Kingdom alongside the introduction of Rally d’Italia. 010
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if your highlights are in HD you can't be a head coach yet 010
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 04/10/2026gonna give myself whiplash and watch next week's game and the 2017 Rose Bowl back to back 011
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 03/10/2026and then we get to find out if the kick counts because it went through or if it doesn't because the refs said it didnt 010
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 03/10/2026here's some money from a Medicare fund earmarked to pay for part of your Medicare cost 0150
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 03/10/2026yeah that's where it is on the standings I'm looking at 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this has been a problem with Kade Bell since he got here, and even before that apparently 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hagiography in real time for winning an early regular season game. it's not even like it was his first win of the year either 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thats off Shaman, which features this trio of "man 2002 sure was a time for rock" songs 0200
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 02/10/2026do you think he tried to download it to one of the Surface tablets they use on the sidelines 0190
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 02/10/2026amazon prime x-ray should pop up on the screen with the allegations when they do 010
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i found out because one of my closest friends is auditioning for it lolol 020
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@celebrityhottub.bsky.social did you know the Hooters founders are making a biopic about themselves deadline.com/2026/08/hoot...deadline.com'Hooters: The Movie' In Works About Wing & Waitress Restaurant OriginsHooters: The Movie is being produced by the chain's original founding partners and is being directed by Emmy-nominated filmmaker Jon Rosenbaum. 210
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 30/09/2026trying to imagine a world in which a team has to calculate the buyout of a struggling qb 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 30/09/2026they were literally called "point and shoot" cameras lol 060
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we just went about a quarter century without a repeat world series winner 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 29/09/2026any time you can raise a championship banner at 5pm on a Tuesday you gotta do it 030
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social did you listen to the new (old) Stevie songs 011
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is...not the easiest run to do even without food. its very hilly or involves traffic/pedestrians 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you ever make up an argument with yourself while taking a shower and feel really good about it? thats Sorkin writing 040
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they're about to have a potentially devastating work stoppage so the timing is right 010
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I work in oncology and it confuses me too. like an oncologist would go "oh wow you're right keytruda *is* right for you!" that's their job! 0130
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 27/09/2026is it bad when a receiver looks around dumbfounded why nobody is near him 060
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 26/09/2026conferences didn't want to make money until a few years ago 020
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 26/09/2026show me in the rulebook where it says you can't fake pee 010
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it didn't even imply any sort of election at all. it was just nothing 000
Jordan @jordanb239.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's wild to me that they believe this would make anyone want to buy what is being advertised 120
