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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 02/10/2026

Some pics from the Giants/Swallows game tonight (that’s a sake juice box)

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 26/08/2026

Oh, right. The daybed. The daybed for Kuzco, the daybed chosen especially to relax Kuzco, Kuzco’s daybed. That daybed?

Sign for “Daybed 7” that says “Cronk Party”

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 03/07/2026

please be student patient driver

bumper sticker trying to say “please be patient, student driver”

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 04/04/2026

I was pretty happy with my surroundings while discussing supply chain security today.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 09/03/2026

Finally found a plane with a device holder that can fit an iPad Pro

The back of a plane seat, holding an iPad Pro

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 03/03/2026

Your mission, should you choose to accept it

An open briefcase filled with office supplies

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 10/12/2025

wow, literally never seen the "settle down, buddy" page before on @github.com guess it's time to take a break

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 17/11/2025

Guess where the elevator is? The intentionally functional and elegant design of things i find in Japan is always impressive.

A long hotel hallway with yellow lights in front of each door - except one pair, which are slightly orange.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 15/11/2025

My welcome to Kyoto meal, and the resident kitty’s too

A kitty cat eating half a fish under a bench

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 11/11/2025

Guide: what body part does that look like? Group, collectively: … um Guide: Buddha’s finger! Group, guiltily: ahhhhhh, yes (Hang Sửng Sốt / Surprising Cave, Ha Long Bay, Vietnam) (the surprise is the size of the 2nd and 3rd caverns, you pervs)

A stalagmite projection lit up with red light, that looks much more like a different body part than a finger.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 31/07/2025

🦈 my 6 year old’s “shark teeth”

the bottom row of a child’s teeth, but the front two teeth have two teeth behind them

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 24/07/2025

postit found at our team offsite

“Are you any good at troubleshooting CSS?” with misaligned answer options

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 29/06/2025

I must be tired… i read this label and my first reaction was to read it as if it was Spanish, and i wondered “what’s a plain merengue‽”

A label on a jar of merengues saying “merengue plain or chocolate chip”

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 14/03/2025

exactly this. declaring it legacy now is:

George W Bush with the "Mission Accomplished" banner

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 01/03/2025

If you haven’t stocked up yet, or need to resupply, you’ve only got 2 weeks left for Girl Scout cookies! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop6...

https://digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop61940c636?fpkp=1

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 02/01/2025

This was my biggest travel year ever, i think.

TripIt 2024 unwrapped; i traveled 73,161 miles, 104 days, 18 trips, 9 countries, 31 cities.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 28/12/2024

Just found this 1965 Cal-Neva Lodge casino chip (eg where bad times at the el royale was ostensibly set). I see one listed on eBay for $100 - not bad, but I’ll probably keep it.

A $1 casino chip from the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, c. 1965

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 28/12/2024

This calendar used to be my grandmother’s. I remember playing with it as a child and thinking it’s the coolest toy. When she died, i made sure I’d be able to keep this as a memento. It never occurred to me I’d outlive the usefulness of it - 2024 seemed impossibly far away - but here we are.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 24/12/2024

Found this gorgeous uncollared fella sphinx loafing on my front door mat this morning. Seemed stray, and we tried to see if he wanted to come in, but he ran away.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 21/12/2024

yeah there's no way i got 514k stars (also it got my streak wrong; github's api flakes out on that stuff sometimes tho)

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 13/12/2024

So satisfying this morning: the rain drove an ant colony inside, but they came in right by an existing ant trap, and i killed the queen while she was trying to escape.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 13/12/2024

Went to my kid’s school musical tonight. This kid was supposed to be dressed up, but instead had this shirt on. A+ parent improv 👏

A kid wearing a black tshirt that says “pretend I’m a turtle”

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 08/12/2024

bought this pound of strawberries yesterday and the kids already finished with them by this morning, so i picked up a flat from the farmer’s market. over/under on them being gone before next weekend?

a full flat of large, red, juicy strawberries next to an empty 1 pound plastic box of strawberries

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 04/12/2024

Exciting news for me and @nodejs.org today (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ - github.com/nodejs/node/... - github.com/nodejs/node/...

screenshot of an email saying `Yagiz Nizipli added you to the "Node.js" team "Collaborators"`

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 03/12/2024

Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 29/11/2024

Made my second pie ever today for Thanksgiving, my grandma and mom’s Pumpkin Chiffon Pie. Turned out great!

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 24/11/2024

Some iPhone star shot attempts from Mauna Kea (i tried to take some through the telescope but failed miserably)

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 24/11/2024

Tried to post a video, and got this error - p sure im not exactly 1 byte over the threshold :-p (also it’d be cool to automatically resize it down in the client) cc @danabra.mov

Bluesky error message “file size (50000001 bytes) is larger than the maximum allowed size (50000000 bytes)”

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 19/11/2024

Just gave a talk at @linuxfoundation.org member summit about transitive maintainers, that i had to hastily come up with in a day due to a scheduling snafu. I think it went well!

Me speaking with my title slide “transitive maintainers are not transitory”

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 12/11/2024

Looks like it’s a “21 bagel bites on a 20-count tray” kind of day!

A 20-count tray of frozen bagel bites, with 21 bagel bites on it.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 07/11/2024

also tried the 0% alcohol one; actually pretty good. The top floor bar has “Guinness clear” - it’s certainly a surprise!

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 07/11/2024

Spending my node collab summit lunch break in style

A machine printing my photo on the head of a pint of Guinness.

A pint of Guinness with my face printed on the head.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 06/11/2024

this npm slide from Ryan Dahl at #nodeconfeu is exactly correct, sadly

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 06/11/2024

“in the same way as TS is a superset of JS, jsr is a superset of npm” - Ryan Dahl at #nodeconfeu i mean, TS isn’t actually a superset, and jsr isn’t either, so i guess this is correct?

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 04/11/2024

Went on a mini nature walk during the conference break.

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 04/11/2024

“these are things that intelligent real people have told me with their real human mouths” - @isaacs.bsky.social at #NodeConfEU (obv i love the second bullet point) sorry i couldn’t avoid including @jasnell.me’s head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 02/11/2024

Repost with a banger photo of your cat

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 17/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #40,584!

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 23/02/2024

The sidewalk here needed to be replaced and i love that the fish artist repainted a new school

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 27/05/2023

Getting in a spring skiing day! I probably should look into a new jacket - nobody’s done paper lift tickets in years, but i still have a zipperfull dating back to the millenium.

Sitting at the Chalet listening to DJ Rambo

A lift ticket from Kirkwood dated 12/31/1999 that says “seeya tomorrow?”

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Jordan Harband @jordan.har.band · 11/05/2023

I wonder exactly when i got old enough to stop caring about conference swag tshirts, and start getting excited about conference swag socks.

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