jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026you can guage how mentally ill a neighborhood is based on how far of a radius u can find shopping carts from the respective supermarket 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026men should be universally banned from wearing all vests until their behavior improves 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026a lot of fashion is making the generation right before u a little bit jealous 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026celebrities go thru a public divorce and a few months later u start seeing them in mad sams club commercials 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026playing debussey off my phone speaker on bway in newburgh 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026girls will take a selfie in anything. in yhe reflection of their grandmothers coffin 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i could never be a scientist cus i don’t like torturing the fuck outta rats 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 21/07/2026when ur dad is dying everyone wants to ask if you’re ok but no one wants to ask if u want to fuck 001
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026ban the enbys from wrestling until they develop a personality and communication skills 000
Reposted by jorbïtDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This narrative during Pride month was absolutely intentional. The corporate media is fully in for fascism and desperate for you to agree. 6850581549
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026smoking a pack a day is the modern version of italians having a glass of wine w dinner every night 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026me on tinder : just woke up on my couch hitting my vape scrolling ig wby 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 10/06/2026women be looking into the self-facing camera like theyre in love w it 010
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 10/06/2026a relationship should be a years long competition between two ppl to determine who is funnier 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I have a bone to pick w the silverware industry . I know we’re all doing our best but like get it the fuck together .. no one wants a half pound fork , no one needs a spoon the size of one’s hand… like are yall ok?? genuinelyhand.like 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026ive encountered two grown ass adult men in the past week who cannot strike a match … 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 13/05/2026should I bring my eating disorder back for old times sake 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026getting off the train at delancey essex is like getting out of a car as 2004 britney spears 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 03/05/2026they just had to put that little penis on the bottom of new jersey huh 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 30/04/2026one thing abt me is that im not following someone named uncle kracker 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 25/04/2026fuckkk my friends finally told me that my ex looks like mussolini 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 15/04/2026its crazy some men be thinking having a period is gross while literally having a dick and balls 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 14/04/2026im gna bring back flirting w someone by saying ooh la la 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 03/04/2026petting someone’s insanely bred dog & looking up at the owner asking how much they paid for this fuckin thing 000
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026take a shot every time someone says Lynchian when they just mean surreal 010
jorbït @jorbiteternal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026i used the word salacious in a sentence and the person I was talking to used it to describe something only moments later 000
