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Arguably if I push a ball of shit around with my feet all day people may actively prevent me from checking email again

Honestly I'd happily push a ball of shit around with my feet all day if it meant I never had to check email again

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What type of insect were you. I'm betting some kind of beetle.

Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Discovered a marvellous proof of

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Little known fact: In order to keep the branding factually accurate every Gail's branch manager legally changes their name to Gail

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Games Workshop has never, ever been mentioned in parliament. www.theyworkforyou.com/search/?q=%2...

theyworkforyou.com

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Holly Gramazio @hollygramazio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

not sure if this is the most implausible thing that has happened to me but it's got to be top three

screenshot from the Simpsons fan wiki reading:

""Treehouse of Horror XXXVII" is an upcoming episode of The Simpsons[5] from Season 38, as well as the thirty-seventh Treehouse of Horror episode.

Plot
The original opening is a “Simpsons”/“Nightmare Before Christmas” mashup, produced by Stoopid Buddy Stoodios — featuring “Simpsons” versions of the “Nightmare Before Christmas” characters.

One segment is inspired by the British novel “The Husbands,” by Holly Gramazio, in which Homer goes to the shed and comes out as a different husband for Marge. Suddenly, she’s married to Lenny. Or Kang and Kodos."

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was just tidying up and found this book a friend posted to me

Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I had forgotten "information superhighway", oh my

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I miss when we called it "the net"

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Electromagnetic Field @emfcamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We're still knee-deep in EMF 2026 accounts, but we can confirm that the swap shop and other donation links raised £5,437.57 for charity. We've split this evenly between our three charities for this year: • Medical Aid for Palestinians • Not a Phase - notaphase.org • London's Air Ambulance

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mistyped a search and got served an unrelated aliexpress listing of something I've spent years searching for, and that I had become convinced didn't exist

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I appreciate the compliment but also what

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Someone tapped me on the shoulder at a gig and said "That phone shot is incredibly framed, you clearly shoot Nikon". I had to inform them that all my cameras are Fuji

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Normally they cut the brain cords off at birth, explains a lot

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If we ever get raided the investigators are going to draw some really weird conclusions from our bookshelves

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My neighbour handed me a forgotten ebay package - A rare 1960's booklet published by a US church detailing how computers will bring about the end of the world. I thought it would be nonsense, but if you swap Europe for the US, they're not totally wrong.

A quote from "The Role of the Computer in the End-Time" by Ray Brubaker:

When this happens--when one the Bible calls the "Antichrist' appears, you can know that his power will be felt worldwide. For not only will he control the economy, but through a computerized system headquartered in Europe, he will be able to keep tabs on every living person in the world.

Now, according to the Bible the way he will do this is by a number that he will require to appear on either the forehead on the hand of the person that is buying or selling. In that day, when antichrist rules, it will be impossible for anyone to buy or sell without identification. It's as though your social security number was indelibly imprinted on your body. And when you appear before the scanning device, it will be able to register your number and report back instantly on whether or not there are sufficient funds in your bank account and you can make your purchase. Naturally, if you don't have funds in your account or if you don't have a number, you can't do business with any of the commercial enterprises of that day.

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I am enjoying the McKelvie exclusive

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Stood in a tunnel under the river thames to experience a huge stack of subwoofers blasting inaudible frequencies down it. Have had worse Sunday afternoons.

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Glorious. I recently came across this one, which I choose to read in the manner of a school headteacher making an announcement.

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This is AI generated. At 17s a car and person appear out of nowhere and warp through the front of a truck.

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes, definitely - can you share the model?

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In all seriousness that would make me trust them _more_. That flight crew will have every possible qualification they can obtain, wrote some of the flight control software, and probably operate a terrifyingly efficient small airline as a side gig for fun.

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I should note that earlier this year they ran a crowdcube funder that was inexplicably closed early, raising only £1.5m. ...perhaps it was due to existing crowdcube investors nearly rioting because the documents explicitly stated they were raising money so their early VC investors could cash out.

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Its What3Words accounts filing day! They're doing so great. Nothing to worry about. I'm sure "the launch of our advertising revenue stream" will offset the "lost major Enterprise customer". Ads are really profitable now, right? find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/0843...

WHAT3WORDS LIMITED
GROUP STRATEGIC REPORT (CONTINUED)
FOR THE YEAR ENDED 31 DECEMBER 2025

Financial key performance indicators

The Group's total loss for the year was £12,234,738 (2024: loss £10,644,836)
The increase in reported loss compared with the prior year was driven primarily by the fair value adjustment
relating to convertible loan notes recognised in 2024, which reduced the overall reported loss in that year.
Operating loss for the year was £12,828,534 (compared with £14,133,347 in 2024). The underlying operating
performance of the business remained focused on revenue growth, product investment and disciplined cost
management.

The group has continued to maintain a dynamic operating model, balancing investment in growth initiatives
across key markets with careful control of operating expenditure and cash runway.

At 31 December 2025, the group had net assets of £10,925,686 (2024: £15,659,513). Assets were
predominantly comprised of cash and cash equivalents totaling £6,493,450 (2024: £11,705,453) and term
deposits of £2,649,047 (2024: £5,948,370).

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I thought that, I wonder who took it

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Upside: Cool scar, makes you look like a villain

Amazing! Is there any chance you'd scan them (or allow me to scan them?)

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Wrote an email that began with "Dear Receiver of Wreck". A good start to Tuesday.

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Good idea! Paging @diamondgeezer.bsky.social - do you happen to have any?

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@ianvisits.co.uk I don't suppose you have a comprehensive collection...

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I'm looking for copies of the London Open House programme from 1994-2004. If you've got any or know where they can be found, I'd love to hear from you!

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I now have a copy of this! Unfortunately I can't find my cd drive...

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Love to see such rapid innovation in the rental ebike market

A voi rental ebike with a wooden chair in place of the seat

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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

As a current gnome enjoyer, this makes me a bit sad