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Black Knight

@jonswift.bsky.social
150 followers 185 following 2K posts

Black man. Chicago-born. Nigerian-raised. Northern Virginia resident. Democrat. Tech dude. Part of the 78% of black men who voted for her, freedom and democracy.

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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOU AINT RIGHT!! LMBAO!!!!
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Spit Laugh: I Can't Even
ALT: Spit Laugh: I Can't Even
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amen, Anand..
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Man of the people”, that guy.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s easy to say “imagine if Biden or Obama said that”, but seriously. The smoke over 6th avenue in NYC would be the Fox News building having an explosion of fake rage
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Charles Pierce called JD Vance “Peter Thiels replicant” and yup.. it fits
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is Texas a suburb in Nebraska? What the fk does Talarico have to do with anything in Nebraska? My god, he’s so stupid.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahh, the good ole bigotry. He ran right through that one. And he’s right. Nobody likes to bomb people more than us.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh sh*t. A day late, but we have our winner. I’m logging off.
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Woman Laughing While Drinking
ALT: Woman Laughing While Drinking
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I turned away quickly. My goodness
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He has the IQ of lint
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She WHAT!?!
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty cool.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ole Katie Britt of Alabama. Who is about to become a meme
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got dammit 🤣🤣🤣
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Mr. Raskin Hiding Laugh at House Oversight Committee
ALT: Mr. Raskin Hiding Laugh at House Oversight Committee
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won’t. This should follow him forever. Whenever he speaks, the first question should be “you sure, Hawkeye?”
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh yes!! He should be introduced a Hawkeye. Or Hawks. He might like Hawkeye.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And the insurance they deny everyone else. Along with the vacations they deny everyone else and the work conditions they deny everyone.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t wanna know.. ever.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got it in May of 2020 and my lungs are damaged for life. I’m much better, but it took me a good 3 years to even walk down my block.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are, seriously, about a million other people you can talk to other than Fucker Knarlson.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s such a dope.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just heard about this. Let me go read.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2015 edition of me would feel terribly for her. 2026 me? I don’t give 1/8th of 1/4th of 1/2 of a fuck.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh god why. 😂😂😂😂 I forgot about the discount facejob he got.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wasn’t is Hobert that asked why “people are horny and they should go to church?”.. so shes just as much a freak as the rest of them..
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So you’re gonna walk out……right?
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m (unfortunately) watching. He’s just playing the hits.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spader is great in everything he’s in. Everything
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lord forgive me, but dammit that’s funny
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing about Elon or his “genes” are superior to anything.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know it’s about the incompetent Ka$h Patel. But my god, can Grassley please retire?
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a GREAT idea. I’m gonna use this.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh. So when is he resigning?
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not a one. The number of my people who sat out in ‘24 still burns my chest.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We’re really doing this? We’re now gonna throw trans people out for their imaginary sin of… existing?
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah, the RFK Jr supporter weighs in.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That’s nice. I was in DC and I remember three things: 1. The beltway was the emptiest i‘d ever seen it 2. The smoke at the Pentagon was visible from my apartment 3. The islamophobia went up by about 10000. But you do you, I guess.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The 5th place finisher has thoughts still..
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It pisses me off to this very day. I try not to have a reaction when (another) white person bastardizes the word and I’m still failing
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ve been black a pretty long time, and I’m STILL amazed that “woke” is still being bastardized into something worse than it already was.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is beautiful. And I have zero idea why the W won’t highlight that there is, in fact, great basketball being played every night.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
As a man, yup. I couldn’t agree more.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Only the best people” never fails to amuse me.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My dear white people. Talarico won. Go vote for him. Don’t wait for black people. Like in ‘24, when democracy was on the line and white people went for felon47. I’m sure Talarico will get plenty of black votes. Because, you see, unlike you, we can’t fuck around with our votes. So we will show up.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the answer. And legacy media won’t go near this.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That low on staff, huh…
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Go ahead. Run. The deep dives into HIS life will be wonderful. All the other women I promise his wife doesn’t know about will make appearances all over the news.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh. I’ve missed this guy..
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
😂😂😂😂got-dammit, I hate you people here 😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus, this will be the thing that will have me laughing to myself for the next few hours.
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Black Knight @jonswift.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wasn’t someone in the current administration designated the czar of fraud detection? And shouldn’t that person be on their way to Florida right now?
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