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Michael Jons

@jonsurgi.bsky.social
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Iraq & Afghanistan Veteran. Difficult to get along with.

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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 19h
Donald Trump is such a traitor to American values that Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee are looking up from Hell in awe.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 19h
All 77 million Trump voters are traitors. Every. Single. One.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Tone deaf as fuck. Retire.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Donald Trump is the biggest piece of shit who ever lived.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She's MAGA, so they'll just say she passed and make her the next Attorney General if Tom Hagen retires.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
And hit him with disbarment.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Don't call it fascism though, or Tom Nichols will throw a 35 post tantrum.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Somebody tell Tom Nichols
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Somebody tell Tom Nichols
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's sanewashing.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wasn't thrown off the scent.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tom Cotton, a fellow Arkansan who served in Afghanistan as I did, didn't give even one shit about: 1. Donald Trump publicly mocking John McCain for being a POW 2. Donald Trump trying to overthrow the government on live television He's a fucking useless goon who stands for NOTHING.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump 100% had Epstein killed. We all know it.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somebody tell Tom Nichols
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nobody hates the United States of America more than Donald J. Trump. Nobody.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not all heroes wear capes. Bravo, sir!
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Somebody tell Tom Nichols
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I wish we had a Senate.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time!
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fuck literally every single last moron who fell for it and inflicted Trump on us (again) AFTER he tried to overthrow the government on live television.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My response may not offer much analysis, but I'm from Arkansas so... Fuck Tom Cotton.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Without lasting consequences for those attorneys...it is just a suggestion.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Returning Donald Trump to power *after* he tried to end American democracy on live television was the undoing of America.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The entire world is just waiting on him to finally fucking die
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking madness.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't be surprised when she "slips and falls" off of a hotel balcony.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I read that in a Greg Giraldo roast voice and it made me laugh.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump is going to get (more) people killed because he knows there will be zero consequences.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...and televise.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Most likely the "Rule of Law Party" will instead elevate them all into the Senate.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck every single person who voted for Donald Trump.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Atlantic: Because Fox News won't hire Tom Nichols
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fox viewers *are* that dumb, my man.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobody...and I mean fucking NOBODY...hates American democracy more than Republicans.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope it doesn't.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Somebody tell Tom Nichols
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In fairness, they were pardoned instead of serving the full sentences they deserved for trying to end American democracy on live television.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee are looking up from Hell with pride.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You've literally voted to confirm several of Trump's nominees, Tammy. Retire.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Those weren't empty seats though. They were actually Liberty Vacancies and Lee Greenwood Freedom Openings.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every single one of them would call ICE on Jesus if they ever actually met him.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She reeeeeeeeeally didn't want to let him answer.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She's one more nose job away from Michael Jackson territory.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@jaketapper.bsky.social if you're interested, you insufferable hack.
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Atlantic: Because Fox News Won't Hire Tom Nichols
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Racist Praises Racist
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Michael Jons @jonsurgi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Hey, I know you laughed at that video Trump shared showing the Obamas as apes, so let me buy you some lunch so we can find common ground!" Fuck off, Justin.
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