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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 12h
I have been guilty of this in the past I’m sure, but some low hanging fruit for improving as a society is retiring “that wasn’t on my bingo card” as soon as humanly possible.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any game where I don’t have to watch Brandon Carlo is a win in my books.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some people will blame Raddysh, I’ll blame Stathletes.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More like Darren Saddysh
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like to think of it as Woll for Merzlikins
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope the Blue Jackets are holding out for Colton Sissons in the deal.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
leafs horny for right shots
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Given that the Jets won't get anything close to Hellebucyk's value back, I'd simply let him sit for the next five years. Just once it would be nice to see someone choose spite.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The new new math
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Monster Trucks mfers
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wasn't prepared for literally this today. RIP Peter Cullen. Worst rule of threes ever.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Mr. Body. Absolute legend.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Selfishly I hope we at least get a streaming service adding Straight Talk to their lineup out of this.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goddamn, not Dolly. RIP to a rare gem.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Going to park myself in a Hortons lot tomorrow and watch grown ass adults fight each other over the last Hufflepuff donut.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bring on the data centres. Let's kill this planet.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hells yeah! Spirit Halloween is back baby
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If my wife ever leaves me I’m making this my dating profile
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Give her RFK’s job
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My favourite hockey squadron: Toronto Maple Leaef
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If Canada retaliates, I hope it takes the form of expelling Pete Hoekstra.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Have they tried making shit that doesn't suck?
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We live next to the village idiot.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not sure the automobile is the example you want to use for blindly embracing technology.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Chayka's need to be the smartest person in the room is going to lead to an incredibly stupid front office.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Player Development department is being replaced with the Wendy's Management Trainee program. bsky.app/profile/tlnd...
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Starting to think that sports team owners are bad dudes.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Video stores were a lot of fun but something more efficient and cheaper came along. Balance your nostalgia accordingly.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium scored again.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
gonna be so many tariffs on waffles tomorrow
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not sure if by difference maker they mean a 38-year-old goaltender or fourth line centre with 11-points.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Doug Ford is an absolute piece of shit but begrudging respect for him not wearing a cowboy hat in this farce of a pipeline announcement.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Me after replacing a broken light switch
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Once again the NHL insiders absolutely nailed this one.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Going to spend the next seven days trying to figure out if it's funnier if the Ducks match or don't match the offer sheet.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Good get for the Jets at decent price. Must be nice to have a patient GM.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Would you rather have Blueger, Scissons, and Duhaime in your bottom six or Quillan, Groulx, and Pezzetta with $6M to upgrade elsewhere? That is one point of contention.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is my best attempt at a current cope lineup. I'd have to imagine that Rielly and Stolarz are still on their way out and depending on what the Leafs are up to OEL, Lorentz, Cowan, Knies, and Joshua aren't locks either. I'd assume Danford and the Colorado 1st would be in play to upgrade further.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This truly is the Wendy's breakfast of free agencies.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dyeing, yo
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Leafs having 7 players making over $2.5M AAV each in their bottom six is peak Maple Leafs. (Nick Paul, Colton Scissons, Teddy Blueger, Dakota Joshua, Brandon Duhaime, Max Domi, Jack Roslovic)
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It seems pretty clear that Jim Hiller will absolutely be using his 1-3-1
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If you are a 30 year old fourth liner making over $2.5M, you might already be a Toronto Maple Leaf
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
$2.6M x 3 for a person who I definitely knew existed.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Chayka building a team that has me hoping Max Domi recovers soon.
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Pickin' Bluegers
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jon @jonsteitzer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"Anyone but Patrick Kane" *monkey's paw finger curls*
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