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Jon Solari

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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
unexpected perk of having a saved ebay search for @themountaingoats.bsky.social + "shortwave" is seeing very specific people's ham radio calling cards
card for "THE IDAHO MOUNTAIN GOAT" with an illustration of a goat towing Snoopy's doghouse and saying "Oh Me"card for "The Overtons - Whitey, Terry & Annie" with a drawing of two goats about to maybe butt heads
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
why do theaters keep shooting down my Roy Orbison Film Festival pitch
Blue Velvet movie posterPretty Woman movie poster Gumbo movie poster
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
can't even remember the last time i slammed my body down and wound it all around..
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
maybe i'm the freak for seeing the MJ biopic as my first "d-box" movie, but someone needs to have a chat with the guy who programmed the seats to jolt right along with the joe jackson ass whooping
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
this sucks so bad; dude was an absolute giant. reading & rereading the Maxx helped get me through the hell that was middle school (should i have been reading it that young? shhhh)
bleedingcool.com
Sam Kieth, Creator of The Maxx and Sandman, Has Died, Aged 63
Sam Kieth, creator of The Maxx and co-creator of The Sandman, comic book writer, artist, painter and publisher, has died at the age of 63
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
hmmmm. good question RyansGoldenRecords
a discogs review that says: RyansGoldenRecords May 20, 2011
Why was the thunderbolt KISS logo censored in Germany?
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
why are these Sean Paul lyrics printed in the cd booklet like a boomer texted them
CHORUS
SEXY LADIES WANT PAR WITH US... IN A THE CAR WITH US... THEM NAH WAR WITH US... IN A THE CLUB THEM WANT FLEX WITH US... TO GET NEXT TO US... THEM CAH VEX WITH US... FROM THE DAY ME BORN JAH IGNITE ME FLAME GAL A CALL ME NAME AND IT IS ME FAME... ITS ALL GOOD GIRL TURN ME ON... 'TIL A EARLY MORN'...
LET'S GET IT ON... LET'S GET IT ON 'TIL A EARLY MORN'
GIRL... IT'S ALL GOOD JUST TURN ME ON.
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
i'm at the Pizza Hut i'm at the--
a Planned Parenthood location with a roof that looks like the kind Pizza Huts use
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
some machinery is too powerful
dock for an mp3 player on a goodwill shelf, with a sticker saying it was "designed for Zune"
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
wait. is that a Smiths quote on his shirt. has that always been there
lil wayne's "i am not a human being" album cover, where his shirt apparently reads "and if the people stare then the people stare"
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
bring this energy back
The Mikado Web Opera
Includes MIDI files for all of the music from the opera — nearly 1 hour and 20 minutes of music — accompanied by an illustrated libretto so that you can sing-along with the music. A really great way to enjoy this most popular of all light operas.
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
picked up a 1987 french/english "Visual Dictionary" today and learned that ROM = "mémoire morte" (with RAM being mémoire vive)
a whole page of old computer illustrations with their bilingual names
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
youtu.be/TJulFsoCPcg roches covering a sad beach boys banger is precisely, directly up my alley. nothin but net
youtu.be
A Day In The Life Of A Tree
YouTube video by Suzzy Roche - Topic
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
people kick around the word "cursed" pretty casually these days, but--
a thrift store copy of Amy Grant's album Legacy... Hymns & Faiththe disc inside, a CD-RW labelled "Blurred Lines Robert Thick"
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
big believer in the immersive home cinema experience
the title card to the film Little Caesar and a big pile of food from Little Caesars on a table in front of it
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Palominos - beautiful horses Palamedes - that weird nintendo game you rented once
beautiful palomino horses, two of thembatshit cover art for Palamedes. featuring a scary man holding many colored dice as more anthropomorphized dice dance on his head
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
unexpected jumpscare right at the top of this Brian Wilson documentary
a logo for CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL ENTERTAINMENT: changing the world one story at a time®️
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Matt @vintagecodecs.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Dear Flight Attendants, No eggnog? Just say so. No need for that look.
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
you put your hands on the ground just because Lou Bega told you to? go wash your hands
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
realizing the Doors suck is such an important part of one's youth. there should be coming-of-age films about it
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
absolutely going to this barber shop next time i need a haircut
sign in a barber shop window: "Some Ignorant Wretch Put on the Internet I Was Closed. I am not Hours are 9:00 to 11:30"
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
i've never gotten more compliments in my *life* than wearing a PaRappa the Rapper shirt to a synth & pedal expo today
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
An evergreen photo of Princess with the disc collection to bless the feed.
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
xhs is pretttttty okay so far
xiaohongshu screenshot. a picture of guitar pedals with this text overlaid: "Today imma gonna tell you: The biggest secret of Chinese shoegaze music!"
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alex @dude.computer · 10/01/2025
just found an open browser tab from a few days ago where i just searched "cool rocks" on etsy
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
when somebody's using the word "modality" you just know it's gonna be the good shit
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Ed Begley, Jr. plays a shopowner named Moose the other celeb guests get to portray themselves, but not Ed
Ed Begley, Jr in a cool hat
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
am i headin' home for the holidays this year? you could say that
title card for Amy Grant's 1986 Christmas special "Headin' Home for the Holidays"
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
BREAKING: the Starship Doomsday Clock has been updated. we are Neck-Deep in the Hoopla
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
the award for Realest Motherfucker of 1991 goes to Matthew Sweet
cd single art for Matthew Sweet's song "I've Been Waiting," where he's showing off his Lum tattoodisc art for the "I've Been Waiting" CD, which is also Lum
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
don't you dare interrupt him home depot
and ad for Paddington, showing on the Roku Channel "with limited interruptions by The Home Depot"
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
it's time to play The Letterboxd Game! 1) Go to listing for a favorite film 2) Click "Reviews" 3) Sort by -> Rating Lowest First Bonus Round: Check out the Top 4 for whoever's review made your blood pressure spike the most
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
will ya get a load of this cat
a beautiful cat with big blue eyes
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
inside you there are two wolves: "cockney translation" by smiley culture and "police officer" by smiley culture
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
the whole foods cereal box maze person's heart just isn't in it
two mazes (with solutions highlighted) on the sides of cereal boxes, both with very similar twists and turns outside of the correct routes
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
25/26, didn't know i had it in me
artists seen live per letter
Amy Grant
B-52's
Camera Obscura
Devo
Edwyn Collins
Five Iron Frenzy
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Hall & Oates
Information Society
Jonathan Richman
Kate Bush
La Roux
My Bloody Valentine
Nine Inch Nails
Ouija Macc
Pipettes
Quilt
Residents
Sparks
Tori Amos
U.S. Girls
Vashti Bunyan
"Weird Al" Yankovic
X (got nothin')
Yo La Tengo
Zombies
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
(between rounds of beer pong, or "Beirut" as it was inexplicably called in New Hampshire) hey man it's so good to meet you. grab the aux! what kinda music are you into?
song lyrics: "Belle and Sebastian on the radio /
And we're really sorry"
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
visually, 80s Godard is all "sitting in your living room with all the lights off at 2pm, and it's pretty cloudy outside too." genuinely gorgeous most of the time (imo) but certainly not the vibe of the sixties stuff lol
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
1) oh HELL yeah let's go 2) lol @ the color timing/saturation on their cover. this is trickery 3) will this be the original aspect ratio?
cover art for Criterion's release of Godard's King Lear
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
did grandma get divorced or what happened here exactly
a painted sign that says "Welcome to... Just Grandma's House!" 

the "Just" seems to have been added later by a less steady hand, and throws off the sign's symmetry considerably
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
pertinent screenshot from strong bad email #57 ("japanese cartoon")
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
was this the absolute funniest thing in the world when you were twelve, or were you Not Annoying
a screenshot from the Red Dwarf episode "Quarantine" featuring Rimmer and his friend Mr. Flibble
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
rant all you like about "Jodorowsky's Dune" or w/e, i'll be on a soapbox telling anyone who'll listen that Ryuichi Sakamoto almost produced a second Strawberry Switchblade album
Strawberry Switchblade at dinner with their manager and Ryuichi Sakamoto
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
unrelatable millennial memory for today is my friend coming up with these alternative lyrics to 'Bandages' by Hot Hot Heat: 🎶 Bag of Chips / And they're Lay's / And they're Not For You 🎶
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
IBM about to send these guys a cease and desist
a building with a sign for a company called FUHRER'S MACHINE
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
looking for our next place to live-- this one comes with a little shed!
the Lord's Prayer written in chalk on the wall of a disused shed
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
DO NOT flush. throw directly into ocean. aim for a turtle
a sticker saying PLASTIC IN PRODUCT with icons of flushing it down a toilet crossed out, and floating above a sea turtle not crossed out
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
the zip code for Beverly Hills.....
#79,181 that's me!
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Jon Solari @jonsolari.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
ladies and gentlemen, once again: the thinkgeek bin laden unix shirt
screenshot of a November 2001 thinkgeek listing for a t-shirt that says "rm -rf /bin/laden"
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