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Jon Sagara

@jonsagara.com
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Professional nerd (C#/F#). Swift newb. Pretend woodworker. You may remember me from such Internet sensations as @us-parks.parksalerts.com and @us-monuments.parksalerts.com

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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 29/09/2026
And this was Claude’s choice 😂
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 29/09/2026
Please forgive the AI slop
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 29/09/2026
Today in Big Tech Placebos:
Me: YouTube, show me fewer Shorts
YouTube: LOL, okay
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 25/09/2026
Goodness. I bet you feel like you just gave birth
idunno.Bluesky v7.0.0 release notes email too long for Gmail
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 18/09/2026
lolwut
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 18/09/2026
Not as eye-catching as the orange, but I like it. Setup/transfer was also much faster than in previous years. Kudos to Apple for that.
Burgundy iPhone
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 15/09/2026
Panic! In the Sunomono
Cucumber slice looking alarmed
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 12/09/2026
Looks like a problem for Future Jon 😂
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 11/09/2026
Even the dog is sad about being a Kings family
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 10/09/2026
Google Maps satellite imagery caught a jet in flight 😎
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 07/09/2026
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 06/09/2026
Truth
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 06/09/2026
When you let the youngster pick the hiking destination 🤦🏻‍♂️😂
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 04/09/2026
What’s worse: forced eye contact or pooping elbow to elbow? 😂
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 02/09/2026
Then why am I still getting your SPAM, Google? How do you think I got to this unsubscribe page? 😂
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 31/08/2026
Cleaned the cloudy headlights
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 30/08/2026
Korean spicy cucumbers 😋
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 29/08/2026
Meanwhile, in San(ta) Francisco(Clara)
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 27/08/2026
Late night chicken katsu curry
Chicken katsu curry
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 27/08/2026
That’s so fucked. Geezus
Personal assistants gave her “happy pills” when she was 16
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 26/08/2026
The ultimate placebo
iOS and macOS “Delete and Report Spam” button
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 25/08/2026
Well, shit. I broke it
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 22/08/2026
A sugar cookie with a working QR code 👀
A sugar cookie with a working QR code. Made by Sugar Statement
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 22/08/2026
Trying to watch a movie here, dog
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 17/08/2026
Woof
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 17/08/2026
I see GitHub is on the struggle bus this morning
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 17/08/2026
Just one? 😬
Performance improvement
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 13/08/2026
Time to start kicking the tires #dotnet
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 11/08/2026
Woof. This Visual Studio 2026 Insiders bug "graduated" into the stable branch 😐
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 11/08/2026
Sleepy puppy
Dog sleeping on bean bag
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 07/08/2026
Why do YouTubers use those clickbaity headlines? Because it works
Video with the clickbait headline has an order of magnitude more views than the others
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 03/08/2026
The view from a grocery store parking lot in Foresthill
Overlooking a canyon from Foresthill
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 01/08/2026
Neighborhood popup: sweet treats for you or your doggo 😎
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 31/07/2026
Sometimes AI makes me chuckle 😆
Dale Carnegie's birth name was actually Dale Carnagey. He intentionally changed the spelling of his last name to match the famous industrialist, capitalizing on the prominence and public recognition of Andrew Carnegie's name for his public speaking courses and books.
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 23/07/2026
Okay, they finally got there:
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 23/07/2026
Public status pages are a sham Azure: "we do not have an estimated time for mitigation at this stage" Also Azure:
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 22/07/2026
I'm sure there's a perfectly valid reason for this, but it's one of those things that makes you go "wat"
Package arrived in hometown, then shipped 50 miles away to be delivered to me tonight
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 21/07/2026
Amazon straight up selling mini Death Stars now
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 20/07/2026
Love to see it 😎
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 20/07/2026
No the f--- I did not. What the hell, Amazon?
Amazon seemingly signing me up for things and hoping I don't cancel so they can charge me
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 14/07/2026
@blowdart.me You guys were busy this past month 👀 Much appreciation to you all
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 12/07/2026
Break on through to the other side 😎 (We round down in the Sagara household)
I finally broke through the 200 lb barrier
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 12/07/2026
The knockout round is cool and all, but I miss the group stage
No World Cup matches today
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 11/07/2026
Watching 🇳🇴 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 10/07/2026
Down 35 lbs since March 2026 ⬇️📉
Down 35 lbs since March 2026 ⬇️📉
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 09/07/2026
For the Spanish viewers
Pan Blanco Grande
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 01/07/2026
If these were around during your youth, it’s probably time for a colon cancer screening (this was in the Telephones section of a museum)
80s cell phone in a bag
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 25/06/2026
New Drake song dropping soon
Claude's Plan
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 25/06/2026
When the settings import doesn't quite work 😂
[object Object]
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Jon Sagara @jonsagara.com · 24/06/2026
AI is not perfect. Question everything. Proof by Vigorous Assertion is not a valid proof.
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