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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pea gravel said no. Rosa is so f' off strong!!! Go number 13! #Nannup2026 #CouchPeloton
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#LVDT 5.9km #Nannup2026 #CouchPeloton
Half a dozen white, and brown cows on an open field slopes. Vos and Kloser leading the gravel world championships 2026.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
25.0km, Cromwell hits them. #Nannup2026 #CouchPeloton Kloeser and Vos lead selection 22.5km.
Cromwell connects and passes the lead group of 9. One age grouper on the right edge of the road.Tiff near the corner at the Welcome to Nannup road sign at the base of Folly timing zone.Base of Folly time check.
Magnaldi leading inaccurately on the timing screen.
Cromwell +36 seconds on "Magnaldi".
Vos, Kloeser, Villafane, Hartog, Laing, Luetzelschwab at +53s
Serne +55s
Frain +56s.Marianne tailgunning Rosa.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#LVDT 35.7km #Nannup2026 #CouchPeloton
Handful of black cows in a ridge top clear in a pine plantation at Nannup UCI Gravel World Championship. Profile map showing the lead group at the second last major descent before a road insert, and last up and down hill near Folly and near the finish. 8 rider head of the race.Gradient of the climbs of the clearing.Lead group on the road, 35km to go.Tiff Cromwell alone on the red dirt, distanced from almost connecting to the lead group with the Nicole Frain group to the lead Vos group.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#LVDT 97.3km #Nannup2026 #CouchPeloton
A dozen black and white cows near fences and feed through on the private farm gravel road climb as the peloton thins out.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#LVDT going hard early at UCI Gravel World Championships 124.1km #Nannup2026 123.4km #CouchPeloton www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/wat...
Dozens and dozens of black, brown cows on green hillside paddock.Women Elite moto at the rear of the 4 dozen size peloton.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No hate to Bing Search in moments like this. I'm searching already, "Microsoft" SwiftKey you don't have to enshitify with an additional search box with Copilot (derogatory).
Doing a Google search on mobile, inputting with SwiftKey keyboard, Microsoft decided to add another keyboard menu row/bar just for Microsoft Copilot Search and blocking Google search results. There is already a Copilot button on the menu bar.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Factory reset. iFixIt time? Both erroneous touch inputs, and more than one row of touch dead zones. Sad, the best I've taken care of any battery.
Android Developer Mode showing touch inputs, received uncommanded inputs of a row of a dozen two finger taps and criss crossing connected swipes in too fast 0.71 seconds Double rows of large tap and hold zones, reads swipes across the lockscreen. Both are uncommanded inputs.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More controllers, more problems. #MSFS Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend. jesuzcrist, not gone airborne yet, sat on the ground verifying SPAD controls work. Thank you xaviercamos66 for the online profile template for the sorted Logitech/Saitek Panels, for a SPAD . neXt trial noob like me.
Dymo backing sheets trimmed from full width labels. Snap box cutter, sewing snips, fine OHP marker, beauty flat pad tweezers.Logitech/Saitek Panels Dymo labelled for clarity to match the H145 lexicon better, or changed function like the flaps lever for the rotor brake.VKB SEM relabelled from generic AB-XY named button for function clarity for the HPG H145. Like the landing gear 3-step switch changed for HISL beam zoom to wide or narrow.Split screen of a button mapping screen on SPAD.neXt, on the other half the HPG H145 user manual displaying advanced button options.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Outdated design rules that have not kept up with the loopholes of the ease of brightness of LEDs, when they were too annoying to cheat with xenons.
Two rows of 13 cubes each, 3-sided ice cube-sized combination amber turn signal - DRL- forward lights on Genesis Magma video review by Doug Demuro.Obi Wan meme "You were the chosen one".
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is this Montreal rail-road bridge so tall? It's flanked on both sides by short bridges, no tall ships underway. #Montreal2026 WE ITT
Women Elite ITT, Tang Xin 27.7km from the finish riding at 41km/h. A REM trainset is visible on the tall bridge.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Plane foaming? So windy loud.
Airbus A350F first flight livestream in my youtube subscription page, livestream run by Airbus, and Simon Lowe Aviation.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feels like the inverse of this. #Montreal2026 #CouchPeloton Men elite RR. Bling how wtf.
3palec comic of super hyped 3rd place getter on a podium with subdued 1st and 2nd placers.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's happening (provisional) #Montreal2026 Elisa Longo Borghini's first rainbow jersey. #CouchPeloton Update edit: Aussies are mad cunts for a mixed team relay. Second behind Italy.
Switzerland leads the mixed team relay at the lap 1, split 1. Italy 4th +3.14 seconds, Australia 5th +3.51sLap 1, split 2. Italy 1st, Australia 2nd +2.20s, Switzerland 6th +19.43s.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fliss, Vikky, Ava Holmgren doing Holmgren things. Holy shit Felicity Wilson-Haffenden, she put 30 seconds in to Nienke Vinke in 10km. #Montreal2026 WU23 ITT #CouchPeloton
Time split 1/2, all starters.
Nienke Vinke
+0.19s Felicity Wilson-Haffenden
+5.98s Wilma Aintila
+6.21s Ava Holmgren
+7.85s Febe Jooris
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WEST COAST! Mackenzie Coupland! Kind of hovered 1-1 1/2 dozen seconds at every time check behind current hot seater Nienke Vienke. WU23 ITT #Montreal2026 #CouchPeloton
Finish provisional standings, many more finishers to come.
Nienke Vinke 28m 09.19s
Mackenzie Coupland +18.52s
Febe Jooris + 38.13s
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Junior women #Montreal2026 #AusCycling Team; Chloe Bowen, Annie Kleywegt, Megan Moore, Neve Parslow. Bowen, Moore, Parslow with do both RR and ITT. Kleywegt will do RR only. Mixed team relay not announced yet. Brodie Chapman declined selection. australiancyclingteam.com/news/road-wo...
AusCyclingTeam news post annoucing the Montreal road world championship team on 13 September 2026.
"Taylor acknowledged the absence of Brodie Chapman, who declined her selection for personal reasons.

“I’ve spoken with Brodie and understand and fully support her reasons not to compete this year,” Taylor said. “She has been a strong and experienced performer for us at the World Championships, so her presence will be missed.”"
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#AusCyclingTeam women's ITT selections for #Montreal2026 Elite, Lauretta Hanson U23, Mackenzie Coupland, Sophia Sammons, Fliss Wilson-Haffenden U19, Chloe Bowen, Megan Moore, Neve Parslow
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today, 13 September. #Montreal2026 2026 world road championships, U23 and elite. CEO review due 10 August Athletes notified [selection or not] 12 Aug Appeal window closed 14 Aug Week appeal hearings 24 Aug Team announcement 27 Aug
AusCycling world championship slection appeal workflow

Day 0 Advises Athlete of non-selection in writing
Day 2
Within 48 hours of the Athlete
receiving notice in writing
(above) of their non-selection
The Athlete must provide written notice to the AC CEO that they
dispute their non-selection - 5.1(b)
Day 3
Within 24 hours of receiving
notice from non-selected
Athlete by the AC CEO
The AC CEO must provide the Non-Selected Athlete
with a written statement of AC’s reasons for not
selecting the Athlete 5.1(d)
Day 4
Within 24 hours of the Athlete
receiving written reasons for
their non-selection
The Athlete must write to the AC CEO saying they intend to
proceed to a hearing of their Selection Appeal - 5.1(e)
Day 5 , 6
and 7
For the next 3 days The AC CEO and the Non-Selected Athlete agree to meet in person of by video conference to try and resolve the nonselection dispute. If they cannot resolve the dispute within 3 days, then:
Day 8
Within 24 hours of the end of the 3-day period, the Athlete must
complete and lodge the required NST application form with the
NST Registry 5.2(c)(i) and
Pay any filing fee required by the NST 5.2(c)(ii)

[National Sports Tribunal application fees range from AUD$500-1500]
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!! Women's U23 squad for #Montreal2026. Talia Appleton Mackenzie Coupland Emily Dixon Sophia Sammons Tully Schweitzer Felicity Wilson-Haffenden 4 of 6 Redcat (Bridgelane) hell yeah! Emily's steady growth as a Zwift Academy graduate. #ProVeloSuperLeague #CouchPeloton
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Official #AusCyclingTeam for #Montreal2026. A chooky women elite roster even after me seeing the WU23 hitter squad, I have not compared #AusCycling selection for the squad size, proximity to track worlds, why some are missing like Ruby Roseman-Gannon. #CouchPeloton
Elite women road race selections for Montreal road world championships, Georgia Baker, Sarah Gigante, Lauretta Hanson, Amanda Spratt.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The old dogshit OneDrive that I quit supporting years ago because it was exceedingly shit
Task Manager. Microsoft OneDrive Sync Service using 46.6% of a 16 thread CPU, total CPU use including OneDrive was 87%.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not ever sure if it's dead internet poisoning itself over and over.
Infograpgic on a blog site from a blueski search for grok bot. Centre of the image is a week 3 bar graph; week 1 $300 halfway up the vertical  no-scale, week 2 $120 but the bar is taller than the $300 bar and it has a downward arrow that neither works for total week 2 price nor week 2 price drop, week 3 $20 bar that is roughly 1/5 up the y scale and the trendline is also bullshit not to scale. "produsitivity".
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a shit website UX. UCI
UCI website's Teams table sorting page. Team legend, red for Suspended, yellow for Provisionally suspended, blue for Reprimand.Smurfit Westrock 2026 team page, rider roster, S'annara Grove, RSA, a 3-point thin vertical yellow line on the right edge of the roster table.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Quick drop while I die again on the UCI's terrible website. Can find neither results, nor #Huntsville2026 para worlds event website. Para-cycling UCI landing page links to 2022 #CouchPeloton Looking to find out why some upright, some lie-back handcycles. www.tandfonline.com/action/showC...
Classificationscheme Handbikes HEC table. AP, AP1, AP2, AP3 Arm-Power handcycles H1, H2, H3, H4.
ATP, ATP1, ATP2, ATP3, Arm-Trunk-Power handcycles H5.

Figure 1. Two functionally different groups of handcycle configurations following the arm power (AP) and arm-trunk power (ATP) paradigm, combined with the current international classification for handcycle competition (H1–H5) [7,8]. H1, H2: classes for athletes with tetraplegia; H3: athletes lacking trunk function; H4: athletes
with trunk function (classes H1, H2, H3, and H4 use arm powered (AP) handcycles); H5: athletes who can sit on their knees, they use arm-trunk powered
(ATP) handcycles.

To cite this article: Cassandra Kraaijenbrink, Riemer Vegter, Sonja de Groot, Ursina Arnet,
Linda Valent, Joeri Verellen, Kees van Breukelen, Florentina Hettinga, Claudio Perret, Thomas
Abel, Victoria Goosey-Tolfrey & Lucas van der Woude (2021) Biophysical aspects of handcycling
performance in rehabilitation, daily life and recreational sports; a narrative review, Disability
and Rehabilitation, 43:24, 3461-3475, DOI: 10.1080/09638288.2020.1815872UCI para-cycling homepage. Para cycling competitions scrollbar 2022 UCI para-cycling road world cup, 2022 UCI para-cycling road world championships, 2022 UCI para cycling track world championships.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Plans are afoot. #Montreal2026 For sub-toppers, the Aussies are mad cunts for a mixed TTT.
4 riders on the right lane doing team time trial training. In front a purple Jayco rider, followed by a green and gold Trek rider, another purple Jayco, and final Trek rider.I circled four names in my previous provisional Montreal selections for the mixed team relay options, for 2 Trek and 2 Jayco in training before checking who reposted that TTT training video. I circled Coupland, Wilson-Haffenden from the WU23 squad, and Hanson and Talbot from the WE team for no weird travel arrangements.

I've since checked and those reposted Ben Metcalf's video; Coupland, Wilson-Haffenden, Hanson, Georgia Baker. Team Big Dogs to build the trio at Montreal.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Melton electrification extension is happening, the opposition proposing bi-mode say "they committed to continuing Melton electrification". 3-car size can't help boost capacity on electrified network as current exurb limited-service. Does not help as a one-seat diesel express service to Ballarat.
V/Line Ballarat line schedule.
Southern Cross [⚡] 14:36
Footscray [⚡]  14:44 pickup only 
Sunshine [⚡] 14:49 pickup only 
Ardeer [Melton ⚡ extension ] 14:53
Deer Park [Melton ⚡] 14:56
Caroline Springs [Melton ⚡] 15:00
Rockbank [Melton ⚡] 15:05
Cobblebank [Melton ⚡] 15:09
Melton [Melton ⚡] 15:13
Bacchus Marsh 15:21
Ballan 15:40
Ballarat arrival 16:01
Ballarat departure 16:04
Wendouree 16:11
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chat, is this true?
Signbox decorated to look like a desto at Super Tetsudo, Carousel.
20:18 NEXT STOP TOKYO
20:20 NEXT STOP AKIHABARA
20:23 NEXT STOP SHIBUYA
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Edging WEC rain evenings. And I like LEDs, but I hate car industry's implementation of growing surface area arrays, instead of the solved-problem xenon single lens. Optics, we can't, we don't know how.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only took 19 years, timed transfer interchange station Kwinana did not even have a SmartRider - Add Value Machine since opening. #Transperth
Bright green SmartRider Hub installed but not yet commissioned next to an existing cash/EFT  paper fare ticket only machine at the concourse level of Kwinana Station. To the right of the SmartRider machine is a blue totem with ticket information. To the left of the paper ticket machine is an emergency help call button.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
WTF is a kilometre (complimentery)? TV graphics with a changeover to 45.1km to go. #PhillyClassic #CouchPeloton
QOM Manayunk wall lap 3, the half dozen breakaway ahead of peloton on screen, led by Megan Guarnier. EF, HPH, CSR spread across the front behind CCB, Winston Salem, Fearless Femmes, BePink.
TV graphics of the breakaway ahead of the 30 rider peloton 0.1km and 25 seconds; breakaway composition of 82 K. Stoveld, 111 G. Bolard, 46 E. Valtulini, 31 D. Haixin, 184 R. Lang, 76 R. Galler, 94 M. Lawson.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ahh 152 E. Dixon in #PhillyClassic QOM...... is not Canyon//SRAM Generation's Emily Dixon trying to raid back #GiroToscana. Elizabeth Dixon. #CouchPeloton WTF (derogatory) is a kilometre? TV graphics in miles.
QOM lap 2 TV graphics top 3.
152 E. Dixon
13 W. Aintila
106 M. Guarnier, yes that CCB Megan Guarnier. 
1:11:34 countup timer, 36.5 miles to go.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A carpark with a group of 3 Toyota Camrys in white or silver, who can say.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Euro Omega always had something wrong with every line on their native version of the Commodore. Every detail questionably interrupted by 90s sensibilities. Took so long for Omega to yield to the normal looking Insignia.
Holden Commodore wagon, VT Series III. Every line follows through, body colour hip line to bumper; rear light segments to tailgate and license plate light lines, and shoulder lines; black roof rack track to blend the flat roof with the sloping D pillar window. Windoe heights match.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'll still crowdfund the Aussie trident of the quarte racing #Montreal2026, real double punch with Neve Parslow and Chloe Bowen. But Anja Grossmann exists to fuck your day up (complimentary) all year long.
Poster image of Anja Grossmann with a Swiss flag in her hands held overhead as she rides across the finish line of the U19 XCO world championships in Val di Sole. Gold. Number 2 on her number plate.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cute German Shepherd. #TourOfBritain #CouchPeloton
Most aggressive rider of stage 5 Tour of Britain 2026, Alice Towers riding with the GB national team, with a doodle mix in her arms. This is meme related.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#LVDT 45.7km #TourOfBritain stage 5 #CouchPeloton
Zoomed in from the breakaway camera moto of dozens of black, and white cows on sloping dry grass fields to the right of the race route.Cows in a paddock set farther back by another fence from the hedge adjacent to the road.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck these Br*tish hedges though. Dead and devoid of fans. #TourOfBritain
Thick green hedges and trees line small roads and paddocks grid of dry farm fields from a helicopter shot.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#LVDT 65.3km #TourOfBritain stage 4 #CouchPeloton
Fleur Moors in the white best young rider jersey 2 minutes ahead of the peloton in remnant of breakaway. In the distance in brown grass paddock are two dozen brown cows surrounding a feeding through at the brow of a slopes.Get closer and clear view of the many brown cows.Camera moto pivots to look at the cows on the crest as Fleur take up a right hand corner of the road and camera FOV. Right turn road edge markers in the small verge clearway on the two lane road with disappearing overtaking line markings,
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#LVDT 42.8km #TourOfBritain stage 3 #CouchPeloton
Eva van Agt leads a select dozen of the riders towars the stage 3 QOM, half a dozen brown cows and one white in the background pasture.Farther up the hill, Lauren Dickson tags in from Eva van Agt, more brown cows in the background field.Trailing moto cam on the downhill of the QOM, dozen plus brown, and black cows standing and sitting on the lower field of the single lane road.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#LVDT 70.6km #TourOfBritain stage 3 #CouchPeloton
Trailing overhead helicopter shot  single lane road between farm paddocks HARD FUCKED BORDERED BY CUNT HEDGES as the peloton snakes uphill. A couple goats in the front left lot, scattering of sheep in the rear left paddock, and cows on the right edge of the rear right field. Light brown grass fields.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#LVDT 74.4km #TourOfBritain stage 3 #CopuchPeloton
Zoomed in shot from the camera moto of dozens of black, white, and brown cows in a brown dry field with trees dotting the foreground, solid backdrop of trees.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#LVDT 75.8km stage 3 #TourOfBritain #CouchPeloton
Dozens of black, and brown cows in a dry grass field through trees flanking the road from the front view of the peloton. The peloton is driving it and aalso taking up the width of the two lane road.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Compulsory acquisition, hate these land owners' hedges interfering with space for human scale transit.
2 metre high hedges flanking both edges of the road as the peloton moves through. No clearway is afforded for the safety of all road users.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#LVDT 56.7km after a 30 minute race neutralisation. #TourOfBritain #CouchPeloton
Aeelaud with 26 seconds advantage, 4 black and white cows zoomed-in in sheep country.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#LVDT 90.9km some cows in sheep country #TourOfBritain #CouchPeloton
90.9km Black, brown, white cows in two fields with the peloton on a "one" lane road with large trees crowning the roadway.90.7km solo Uno-X rider breakaway 35 seconds ahead of the peloton, the road turned left with hedges and dry stone walls flanking the laneway, reduced tree coverage. Cows in the farther away field, a dozen sheep in the near field.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#LVDT 64.0km stage 1 #TourOfBritain #CouchPeloton
Fast downhill, straight two lane road About four dark figures in open fields opposite the berm on the road. Audrey De Keersmaeker is in the solo lead. Sheep off-scren are on the lower slopes.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#LVDT 84.3km #TourOfBritain stage 1 #CouchPeloton
Three dark figures far in the field on the left, might be vache.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#LVDT ~87km Stage 1 #TourOfBritain Women 2026 #CouchPeloton
Peloton in a compact bunch on two lane road, possible black and white cows through trees in a field.
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jonowee @jonowee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is Alice Towers Team GB's road captain? Why are #UCIWWT riders in national teams when there is mandatory participation of all WWT teams? #TourOfBritain
Startlist from First Cycling, for Great Britain, at Tour of Britain Women 2026.
181-186, Anna Morris, Jess Roberts, Ruby Oakes, Alice Towers, Rebecca Gardiner, Amalie Cooper
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