Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 9hSo much of this nonsense is based on "I don't see why we need this thing so we should just get rid of it." Do we really need to bring back birth defects just to prove 'politicians' like this wrong? 0120
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 22hSeinfeld and Frasier to me are like LIDL and ALDI. I know they're different yet my brain treats them as a single entity. 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My best NOT sleeping story is pulling an all-nighter revision blitz to cram a year's worth of unattended lectures into my brain. The pro plus & coffee couldn't stop me hallucinating little characters dancing on the screen of my graphic calculator & I just wrote an apology to the person marking it. 040
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am also in the situation of having far too many tools and random screws whilst never having quite the right ones for the job. It probably wouldn't be helpful for me to say I actually used some random bits of ikea leftover parts recently to build out a divider in a new cupboard. 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have a food opinion. Most food tastes ok. There's an upper limit to how nice something tastes and beyond that it's just hype. 000
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Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Have to say, I know this is responding to yet another "government is considering..." (ie prob not gonna happen) posts but I'm not feeling like they're considering much of value at the moment.static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: We've Tried NothingALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing 131
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can't believe we've already fast forwarded to the 'Monkey Tennis?' phase of the latest PM's tenurestatic.klipy.comAlan Partridge: Monkey Tennis?ALT: Alan Partridge: Monkey Tennis? 140
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Could I ask the panel, what is your favourite Reform policy... and whyyyy?" And... "If the country could go back to any decade, which minority group's rights would you be most happy to be rolled back?" 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've just got a box full of random CDs from the local free page, with some compilations that aren't on streaming. Had every intention of ripping them to my hard disk then remembered this is the only machine I have left with a CD drive 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hope you can transcode to 96kbps for the full 'experience' 😃 110
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Went to see The Importance of Being Earnest while on holiday with my grandparents as a child and although I can't really remember the story, we can still have a whole conversation for a few minutes with me, my mum, my grandma and uncle just saying "a haaaaandbaaag?" In turn 😄 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The cynic in me thinks that the AI companies are trying to give themselves a bit of an off ramp to allow them to slow down a bit. If they all say that "something bad might happen" then if governments kick in with stricter regulation, they can hold their hands up and say "fair cop, guv, you're right" 030
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Had a couple of FPs over 15 years ago and it still holds a place in my heart. 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's the same around 'corporate' bits of software too. "hey, why do we need to pay for this SaaS product when we can just build our own with AI and use that" ...until it breaks. And then senior mgmt start looking for someone to shout at and realise nobody knows how it works. 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A little pet hate I have is these brands don't seem to care that owners of similar-looking previous generation products will get tarred with the same brush. Ye Olde Ray Ban wearer? "Hey, no perv glasses in here thx" Apple Watch Series 4 owner? "Please power off your spy device before entering" 020
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The new Leeds Skelton Grange complex is to be built on the site of an old coal fired power station and is literally next to a new facility for turning waste into electricity, and still the NIMBY posse keep grumbling. 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's the conflation of data centres with AI slop that winds me up the most. I am a professional user/admin of Microsoft cloud-based products and MS are building a data centre near me. I'm also aware of the current limitations on UK-based capacity so welcome the opportunity to increase it. 210
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Don't know what you mean, they're clearly all very different 110
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Crazy to think that if only the museum had converted these into #NFTs, they'd still have the paintings /s www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...bbc.co.ukRenoir: Four works of art, worth millions, stolen from museum in FranceTwo thieves broke into the museum on Tuesday morning, the local mayor says - they dropped one artwork as they fled, and got away with three. 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Playing the game in my head of "Reform/Restore WAGs" or "Also just don't like foreigners" 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A challenge for Lego is what to do with the thing once it's been built. When I got Lego sets as a kid, I'd build it as per the instructions, play with it then break it apart and add it to my ever-growing tub of misc Lego pieces. The adult-targeted sets are destined to gather dust on shelves forever 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Live footage of the Burnham Bounce ™️static.klipy.comThe Office: Dwight Drops WatermelonALT: The Office: Dwight Drops Watermelon 0100
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Surely it has to be Madonna- Justify my love (for the country)static.klipy.comMadonna Ciccone Winks in 80s Music VideoALT: Madonna Ciccone Winks in 80s Music Video 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My knees normally get a few false alarms when I've got to go into the office, but shorts are still going strong here. 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wake up guys, you're missing this! #Gymfluencer #RunningTwat 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Whenever I see mobs like this, I always hope for them to end up in manure, but it never happens.static.klipy.comBiff ManureALT: Biff Manure 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The timing of this on the eve of the conference is just *chef's kiss* 120
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The blockbuster follow-up should be the exact same video but without the bleeped-out names. 110
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Was introduced to the term 'smize' recently and Mr Beast seems to do the opposite. More like a 'Smouth' 010
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I saw him in Babes in the Wood at the Bradford Alhambra. Can't remember much about him but I can remember my parents were VERY excited to see him and Bella Emberg😃 Seems like a nice chap and has managed to avoid the bitterness that seems to plague comedians from a certain era. 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ok I tried being nice, but c'mon guys!? These holes are filled are they? 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just standing on the top of a massive chimney, lobbing bricks down the middle, and the only thing he's got to stand on is a flimsy wooden frame that is sitting on the bits he's demolishing. Crazy stuff. 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Enjoyed the episode, thank you. My pet peeve that would make the neighbourhood look like somebody cares would be to clean / replace / unjungle road signs. So many are almost illegible due to build up of crud, undergrowth or just faded to the point of uselessness. Save Our Signs! 030
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026VCR Car with 'inertia reel' seatbelts instead of the ones you have to manually adjust 'Proper' Sony Walkman Casio remote control watch Ribena 040
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Had just finished my long waffling reply to find the original post had been deleted. Probably for the best 110
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Feel like he could be a new Greek mythology character. Someone so concerned with not dying he forgot how to enjoy living his life. 040
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Was in Sainsbury's tonight where a lad was whizzing about the aisles on a DIY e bike. None of the staff were bothered. Did my civic duty and said "I'm not sure you're meant to be riding that inside", to which he replied "Erm, yeah I think I am" and promptly whizzed off again. All a bit surreal tbh 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just put a spoonful of sugar in my instant coffee tin, how's your day going? 000
Jonny @jonnyw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If you're going to take the alcohol out of gin, you might as well take the water out too. Gin squash, anyone? 000