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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Maybe she lives in a place with well water :P

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Christianity is all bullshit propaganda, even the "good" stuff

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

No, you don't understand, it's not him in charge it's the brain worm in his head! And the worm's a stand-up guy :V

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Get well! We'll be here tomorrow =p

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Woooooooo! I didn't vote for Trump! That means I can say Biden stinks for pardoning his son and none of ya'll bitches can give me any shit about it! :P JOE BIDEN STINKS!

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Shadow Generations is on sale and you should get it. #sonicxshadowgenerations

Shadow the Hedgehog putting The Last of Us, Stellar Blade, Horizon, the God of War reboot, and the current gen XBox and Playstation in the TRASH where they all BELONG

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I should probably get my TMJ looked at but popping my jaw back into place first thing after waking up is literally the most satisfying feeling in the world.

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

And somehow a smartphone is considered a relic after five years! :P

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

...then put him back. Sadly, I never got the chance. I live in Pittsburgh, and two weeks ago we got our first cold spell. I haven't seen him since. Either he migrated somewhere warm, or he's passed away. Godspeed, Spider-Bro, whereever you are!

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

...the mirror. He learned to detect the sounds of my window opening, or the car engine revving up. I would get in for my morning commute and watch him scurry up to his hiding spot every day. I resolved to go the extra mile if/when I decided to get a car wash. The plan was to capture him in a jar...

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Spider-Bro hung on to my window all Spring and all Summer long, catching bugs, occasionally rebuilding his web, never losing his grip. But here's the kicker: spiders are smart. And over time, Spider-Bro learned to avoid the dangerous wind. He would crawl up his web and hide in the crevace behind...

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

(In other words, opening the door or window did not disturb the web). As an experiment, I left it on for my morning commute. The little guy held on! He survived, holding onto his web, swaying in the wind, flapping back-and-forth like the tip of a flag. I decided to leave him be.

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Jonny Axehandle @jonnyaxehandle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

(TW: Arachnophobia, Me Being Stupid) The Tale of Spider-Bro. At the beginning of last spring I noticed a large spiderweb on the driver's side mirror of my car. It had been placed so that the three major "support threads" were two on the mirror, one on the door, and none on the window itself.

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