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Jon Matthews

@jonmatthews.com
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Dad, tech exec, novice mountaineer, pilot, mediocre percussionist. Current Texan (ATX) former Michigander. Probably leading an Engineering org. Used to work at Duo. Startups, tech, sports, aviation, mountaineering. Thoughts are mine etc etc

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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 23/09/2026
Least surprising conclusions in regards to this administration and the state of things in 2026.
Headline: Pentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 27/06/2026
This is wild. So awesome in person.
Photo of the World Cup match between New Zealand and Belgium
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 16/04/2026
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 12/04/2026
What a fucking thing to post after posting that “no the economic hardship you’re feeling is all in your head”:
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 31/03/2026
LOL.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 28/03/2026
I’ve been doing X and nothing bad has happened to me does not mean it’s not dangerous
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 24/03/2026
Closing PreCheck is a choice. Yes, let’s close the highest throughput lane that require the fewest staff members seems smart…
Post from Bush Airport stating TSA Precheck is closed.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 23/03/2026
Well one of these people was right and it didn't take a week.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 22/03/2026
So we’ve decide on names: Juniper, Poe, and Sesame
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 18/03/2026
One of the three kittens. How could I not want to keep all of them!
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 10/02/2026
Bye baby girl. 13 years with us after we adopted you and we loved every minute.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 22/01/2026
Please block and report this bullshit account. They are pushing pro-Trump and pro-ICE messaging disguised as community notes
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 22/01/2026
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 22/01/2026
And you are doing what while this happens?
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 21/01/2026
The war on protein is so horrible that there’s all these new products at HEB with protein. Also 10g of protein but 200mg of caffeine?!
Picture of Barebells wild strawberry protein soda. Which contains all of 10g of protein and 200mg of caffeine. This is the stupidest timeline.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 19/01/2026
I can't even imagine what it's like to be this stupid.
It's a picture of a tweet from a very ignorant member of congress saying contrails from airplanes are ridiculous. He doesn't understand it's just condensing water because he's a moron
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 22/12/2025
A rare empty queue at Star Tours today. Family is getting a quick trip in to WDW before Christmas
Picture of the queue for Star Tours at Hollywood Studios in Walt Disney World. C-3PO is on the left, on the right the Star Tours star speeder
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 28/11/2025
It was a good Thanksgiving! 15 guests in total who all helped with food. Turkey, prime rib, green beans, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, two different home made breads, and so many desserts. Not with family this year, but our friends are damn close and I’m thankful for all them.
Picture of this years Thanksgiving spread
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 09/11/2025
Live look at the Lions offensive line
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 08/11/2025
This route lol - I predict the shutdown will end soon
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 09/10/2025
Finally Delta. Finally. Built in Bluetooth.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 23/09/2025
He's got some big onions! #Lions #OnePride
Meme of Lion's coach Dan Campbell holding up two big onions. Context: On Monday Night Football one of the announcers said that Campbell had "some big onions" based on his aggressive play calling style.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 22/09/2025
I got to pet so many cats today! (We volunteer to take care of them a couple of times a month)
Picture of two teens surrounded by 4 cats
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 18/09/2025
And yet…
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 08/09/2025
Damn straight
Picture of text outside a restroom that reads “Pick a restroom any restroom it’s just a restroom”
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 17/08/2025
What if I’m not in costume?
Picture of a sign on an outlet that reads: not for costumer use because spelling is hard and no apparently has access to spell check
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 24/05/2025
Hanging out with this guy. He’s not very talkative but is a great listener.
Statue of Walt Disney
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 21/05/2025
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 20/05/2025
Damnit this is so absolutely stupid.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 25/04/2025
It pisses me off that this could be Texas, but it isn't because our leadership here is focused on all of the wrong priorities.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 20/03/2025
Maybe software jobs aren't going away soon after all...
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 16/03/2025
Why is it always. Always.
It’s the weird nerds saving Elon from valid criticism meme
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 13/03/2025
Life comes at you fast.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 11/03/2025
Are Biden / Harris in the fucking White House right now? Out here claiming that Biden or Harris would have done the same thing?
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 01/03/2025
This fails in much the same way. No one is going to read all of that.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 01/03/2025
The point is no one is listening to 2 or 3 minutes of exposition. That’s not how messaging works in 2025. He had 20 seconds and blew the opener.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 28/02/2025
We had a good run.
Picture of a tweet that reads "RFK will have a cure for measles soon! I have that much faith in him" 

With a community note that measles was eliminated in the year 2000 but has been surging again due to vaccine refusal because people are stupid.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 27/02/2025
Oh look who's trying to cover his ass. Just admit you didn't know.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 20/02/2025
Block this turd, who was trolling someone who was just trying to help
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 11/02/2025
This is just the stupidest fucking timeline.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 01/02/2025
Distraction from the terrible shit going on: This has been a big game changer. Touch ID board encased in LEGO. I get to use my Keychron but keep Touch ID, really love it.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 01/02/2025
Mood this morning.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 28/01/2025
Getting ready to eject all Atlassian products into the sun. This is the email preferences page:
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 28/01/2025
Atlassian what are you doing?! People who give a shit about Forrester aren't in your product day to day to even see this idiotic pop up.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 26/01/2025
This is the best response you seem to have. Do better.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 26/01/2025
The Dems are completely cooked.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 23/01/2025
But I was told egg prices would be lower
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 06/01/2025
Ope. I feel like Mina knew they had made a fatal mistake.
Picture of ESPN NFL Live commentators all picking the Vikings to win. They were so, so wrong. Though I feel like the expression on Mina Kimes' face says she knows they made a mistake. #OnePride.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 29/12/2024
No it’s not. There are thousands of qualified Engineers on the market post pandemic. You just want the cheapest labor you can find.
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Jon Matthews @jonmatthews.com · 25/12/2024
I got Jah and Monty. I mean Sonic and Knuckles. #onepride
Picture of Sonic and Knuckles plushies. #onepride
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