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Jon Masterson

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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The wealthy everyman paradox
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Horrifying
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Police APB: Be on the lookout for white males with handlebar mustaches and ironic clothing
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think they meant 2,857 stone of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Who measures beer in pounds?
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Six RED Flags is more like it
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
‘Fire the designer, we can just use AI’
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No one is going to watch this. It could be the best show on earth, but it is doomed
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Let’s just reestablish Eisenhower-era tax policy — 91% for you, asshole
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I enjoyed this — it would make a great documentary or feature film. Thanks
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Christos Gage @christosgage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In the United States, getting sick often means you’re ruined. Especially if you’re a comic book creator. Force Works and Robotech artist Thomas Tenney needs help with COPD and homelessness. Help if you can. And may God have mercy on what we’ve become. gofund.me/ab0e21482
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Donate to Urgent Survival Help for Tom Tenney and Family , organized by Christina Durbin
My name is Tom Tenney, and for more than 30 years I dedicated my l… Christina Durbin needs your support for Urgent Survival Help for Tom Tenney and Family
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
There should be a word to describe these shiteously wrapped cybertrucks. A neologism or a brand new word
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Trump, who resembles a large pile of melted cheese, is criticizing Springsteen’s appearance?! The lack of self awareness is amazing
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
As rumors of her termination swirl, it would be excellent if Bondi released the unredacted Epstein files right now
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Billionaire: We wasted billions trying to replace workers with AI. Another Billionaire: Let’s waste money to replace workers with robots now. Billionaire: Great idea!
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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a cartoon of a lemon with a flower and the words one million years dungeon
Alt: Lemongrab from Adventure Time is displeased
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
More like the Woke GRIFTER, am I right?
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
Alt: Fozzy Bear tells a bad joke on stage and the crowd boos.
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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thanos from the movie avengers infinity war has a beard and a gold vest
Alt: thanos from the movie avengers infinity war has a beard and a gold vest
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Thanos sprung from that chin
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a close up of thanos ' face with the letters fr below him
Alt: Thanos has a wrinkly chin too
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ask him if he cares about the 175 children he blew up
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When John Rose was 45yo he groomed a 17yo girl to become his wife
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The Huddlestons are heroes. Refusing to sell out is the only way forward
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fetterman, whining on a boat with Manchin after he’s out, ‘I just don’t understand why everyone hates us so much’
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Bill Lawrence knows what he’s doing
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Great stuff from Brian Michael Weaver www.brianmichaelweaver.com
Brian Michael Weaver's Ice Invasion Illustration conveying real atrocities from ICE operations in the last year in his Highlights Children's Magazine style
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Based on this evidence, the dumbest white people I know listen to podcasts on Spotify
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Wealthy people got so excited by the premise of not paying workers that they poured most of their money into the myth of AI. Now that it’s obvious it doesn’t work, we are all forced to suffer their bad investment strategy and even worse worldview
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Three words: Kevlar pocket squares
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Imagining a mascot, like Toucan Sam, but just disembodied testicles. ‘Just follow my balls…’
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Welcome to the new HBO — all shows are now written by Max Landis and Taylor Sheridan
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I don’t know anything about hockey except the members of Team USA who celebrated with Crazy Eyes Patel and did a photo op with a rapist can go fuck themselves
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I can’t even explain how much I love this youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so
youtu.be
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I guess this means that all the 'tariff-related' price gouging will stop and rollback now, right? Right?
nbcnews.com
Supreme Court strikes down most of Trump's tariffs in a major blow to the president
The decision does not affect all of Trump's tariffs but invalidates those implemented using an emergency law.
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Tim Heidecker is dead in a coffin and looks just like Prince Andrew and is also a pedophile
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
‘They deserved it. Did you see the way they were dressed?’ — President Rapist
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Water dressed in an Ed Hardy shirt, conceived to suck $8 out of the pockets of idiots at Live Nation concerts = never cool
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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a woman in a denim jacket is speaking into a microphone and saying there were some signs .
Alt: A comedian saying there were some signs. Related, Donald Trump is obviously a treasonous racist criminal pedophile murderer rapist
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Post your favorite “lord of the rings” character. Wrong answers only
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a man with a beard is making a funny face while holding his hand up in the air .
Alt: Krull
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Spiral XP’s ‘Window Room’ is right there. Some, but not all, of Peel Dream Magazine and DIIV hearken back there, too
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
As opposed to people who would shoot a priest in the face?
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
'While I never read his comics, because I can't read, I heard he was racist and I like that.' — DJT
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Replace him with another giraffe immediately. They need to learn the giraffes are not afraid.
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
How many ICE agents does this tiny little man need to feel secure while taking a dump at Target?
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In case you forgot
youtu.be
Know Your Rights (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Clash - Topic
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is holding something in his hands
Alt: Colonel Lockjaw combs his nazi hair
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
‘With this feature, we’ve achieved the impossible — we made everyone hate AI even more’
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Iconic in The Wire and beyond. RIP
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This ‘just have rich friends’ take is even dumber than ‘just do what you love’
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Cursed. Not as cursed as Jimmy Page playing Kashmir with Puff Daddy on SNL, but cursed nonetheless.
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Jon Masterson @jonmasterson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Ah yes, the crime-infested, mean streets of Ubertown — where all the dangerous criminals are
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