Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A short and sweet illustrated book for recent Dads. It's sure to have newborns drooling all over it. payhip.com/b/hRdHb #booksky #fathers #parenting #ebooks 040
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is It Halloween Yet? is the story of a shy ghost who doesn’t like frightening people. It’s a short rhyming picture book for 5s and unders that’s a little bit spooky but not scary. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DWL7B6PR #booksky #halloweenbooks #kidsbook 020
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not seen the Grumpy Old Writer newsletter yet? You’re not alone. jonlymon.beehiiv.com #booksky #indieauthors #writing 030
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Caitlin wanted to escape to the country. Now she’s fighting to escape from the country. #booksky #bookwormsat #writing #ebooks #writesky #novel www.jonlymonauthor.com/the-wronged 050
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A cosy police drama is rudely interrupted by the zombie apocalypse and an alien invasion. Features zombies, pirates, aliens, zombie pirates, zombie aliens, but not zombie pirate aliens. That would be silly. www.jonlymonauthor.com/a-big-bluff #booksky #indie #bookstoread #indieauthor #writing 050
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026LAST WRITER SITTING is the story of a writer rendered redundant by AI. But this writer refuses to sit back and let machines and their paymasters ride roughshod over his ability to support himself and provide for his family. payhip.com/b/JGCtw #writing #writingcommunity #writersky 020
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The writing's on the wall, and not on the page where I'd prefer it. open.substack.com/pub/jonlymon... 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Looking for some summer holiday reading for kids? I’ve no idea why Wesley Bear Escapes From the Zoo has started to sell well this year, 13 years after it was first published. But hey, I’m not complaining! www.amazon.com/dp/B00CGAF3MW #booksky #kidsbooks 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A struggling writer discovers that his broken filing cabinet has a magical power that could save his career, his marriage, and the world. OK, not the last one. Seller V. A darkly comic look at success, failure and obsession with the KDP book sales dashboard. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKBHVGD5 032
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026A struggling writer discovers that his broken filing cabinet has a magical power that could save his career, his marriage, and the world. OK, not the last one. Seller V. A darkly comic look at success, failure and obsession with the KDP book sales dashboard. #booksky www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKBHVGD5 070
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A Big Bluff and Some Green Stuff - a cosy police drama is rudely interrupted by the zombie apocalypse and an alien invasion. Features zombies, pirates, aliens, zombie pirates, zombie aliens, but not zombie pirate aliens. That would be silly. www.amazon.com/dp/B079PB8LJF 🩸📚📚💙 030
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I write, therefore I Substack. jonlymon.substack.com/p/a-pub-quiz... #booksky 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Never let it be said that I don’t give readers great deals. Please spread the word about this incredible offer if you can… #booksky 040
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Reload your moanchine gun. Rediscover your moanjo. See for yourself why this grumpy, grouchy book swept the board at the Edinburgh Whinge Festival. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLFS4T4M #booksky #Room101 #moan #whinge #gripes 130
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026All of these books are free to download on June 26th… ERIN ROBIN AND THE HUNGRIEST CAT www.amazon.com/dp/B085PYW31J IS IT TIME TO GET UP YET? www.amazon.com/dp/B0DYZ81HGF PAIGE TURNER’S MAGICAL BOOKS www.amazon.com/dp/B0F494Z5CZ THE REST… www.jonlymonkidsbooks.com #booksky #kidsbooks #freebooks 130
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026All these titles are free to download TOMORROW 26 June. But why not beat the rush and buy today? FLYING ANT DAY www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLT2X6FS THE DIAMOND RUSH www.amazon.com/dp/B09MNDS7L8 THE PUB GARDENERS www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0D3261DKV Discover all titles and more here: www.jonlymonauthor.com 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026There it was. Gone. The great disappearing review. And it looked so much better with a 10. Whodunnit? Where did it go? Will it ever return? #booksky #kidsbooks #bookreviews 040
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026If you didn’t want ‘The Ending Writes Itself’ by Evelyn Clarke to end, you might like this. Might. books2read.com/u/3Jv8AA www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKBHVGD5 www.jonlymonauthor.com/seller-v #booksky #darkcomedy #writing 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If you didn’t want ‘The Ending Writes Itself’ by Evelyn Clarke to end, you might like this. Might. books2read.com/u/3Jv8AA #booksky 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026First, big tech grew unchecked. Then people were told to stop thinking. Then elections stopped. Then the armed forces were all mechanised. We're at the first stage of this terrifying timeline. Read about the disturbing dystopia that could await us. www.jonlymonauthor.com/dead-headz #booksky 050
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Rudy & Junior Save School Dinners is a fun, fast-moving illustrated story for 5 – 7 year olds that’s about food, family and fame. #booksky #kidsbooks #freebooks USA www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSLWDHRT 140
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Only 2 weeks until Father’s Day! Becoming a dad for the first time is a voyage into the unknown. But with this book in their pocket or on their phone, every dad will be ready for the new roles they’ll be expected to play. #booksky #fathersday #bookshumor www.amazon.com/dp/B0GV3JJ7RT 030
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026They say short stories don’t sell. Just in case whoever ‘they’ happen to be are right, these seven, slinky ones are free on 4th June. #freebooks #shortstories #booksky USA: www.amazon.com/dp/B0070D0LWC UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0070D0LWC CAN: www.amazon.ca/dp/B0070D0LWC 030
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026They’re off to the pub! Well, where else are two recently unemployed Englishmen meant to go? This darkly humorous short novel is free to download on 3rd June. UK www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0D3261DKV AUS www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0D3261DKV USA www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3261DKV 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Pinch. Punch. First day of the month. Things get a little more violent in this haunted house horror novel. www.jonlymonauthor.com/the-wronged #booksky #writingcommunity #bookworm #writing #writerscommunity #writesky #books #novel #ebooks 261
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I'm posting a pic of page 26 of my latest novel Dead Headz. Because I can. And because it's 2026. And because I posted page 25 of my last novel last year. And you can post a page 26 if you want to join in this impromptu page 26 party... #booksky 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Discover a disturbing dystopia that's not a million miles away from the direction we're heading in now... www.jonlymonauthor.com/dead-headz #booksky #dystopia #fiction 040
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026What can I say about SELLER V? It's a darkly humorous story about a struggling indie author. Written by a struggling indie author. That should elicit knowing nods of recognition from fellow struggling indie authors. www.jonlymonauthor.com/seller-v #booksky 040
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Freeeeee today: Illustrated children’s book with camels in the custard, worms in the spaghetti, and tomatoes growing on toes. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DSLWDHRT. #booksky 020
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Which day of the week generated the most KENP page reads for my books in 2025? 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Fancy reading free samples of novels in the dark comedy / horror genres? www.jonlymonauthor.com/free-samples #booksky 061
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026See what the fuss isn’t all about. New dystopian novel. www.jonlymonauthor.com/dead-headz #booksky 131
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Since the start of 2025, I’ve been keeping a close eye on the daily performance of my books in terms of sales, page reads and freebies and am sharing some of the results. Like the day of the week that generated the most sales last year: #booksky 020
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Jobs lost to AI. What are people meant to do to earn a living? Former advertising creatives, Darlington and Waverley are trying hard to make their lives still matter. #booksky www.amazon.com/dp/B0D3261DKV 072
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Little Wesley is mixing it with the bigger bears in the big league! It's taken him 13 years to get there. Fellow indie authors: never give up. #booksky 020
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Isolated house? Tick. Eerie locals? Tick. Evil spirits that turn normal people into savages? You’d better believe it. The Wronged www.jonlymonauthor.com/the-wronged #booksky 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Having been self-publishing since 2012, I’ve enough books in my back catalogue to run Amazon freebie offers almost every day of the year. I did this in 2025, and here are the top 3 days of the week where I had the most success with freebies throughout the year. #booksky 020
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026This is it. Dead Headz is likely the best novel I’ll ever write, the most important tale I’ll ever tell. If you like alternate universe dystopia with a reluctant hero who tries to bring hope to people ruled by a tech-obsessed government, give it a try. jonlymonauthor.com/dead-headz 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Well, it seems a shame not to try and jump on the bandwagon of the most popular genre of the moment... 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I’ve been self-publishing since 2012 and have over 30 books that the reading public can ignore. Since 2025, I’ve been keeping a close eye on the daily performance of my books and will share some results in the hope they will be of more interest to others than my books seem to be. 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I’ve written a book - my eleventh novel. But this time I’m doing something a bit different with it. In the past, when I’ve finished a book, I’ve done a little bit of unsuccessful marketing before moving onto the next project. This time, I’m going to do a lot of unsuccessful marketing. 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Scary times lie ahead if people continue to delegate their thinking to machines. DEAD HEADZ deals with the nightmarish future we face as people’s cognitive abilities decline and brains fail due to lack of use. books2read.com/u/mgM80v www.amazon.com/dp/B0GKP341MC 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 14/04/2026This dystopian chillogy either rocks or sucks depending on if you can handle zombies, aliens, pirates and zombie aliens and zombie pirates all converging on the same Cornish village at the same time. (There are no zombie alien pirates. That would be silly.) www.amazon.com/dp/B0GJM3XZ77 000
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Post a pic in 2025 of page 25 of your novel? Seller V 010
Jon Lymon @jonlymon.bsky.social · 09/12/2024What an outstanding couple of days. Sold 1,000* books. *Number rounded up to nearest thousand. 010
