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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Very bad morning comrades! Sorry I'm late but I have been busy while informing Ozon customers. But anyway, You are not able to get more fuel for Your car, so You can save money and sell it + also that terrible tin shack, which You call a garage. Upside is that walking does good for You Fatty!"

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Bad Morning comrades. I'm representing Ozone Saratov and I have terrible news for You. The Chinese crap You ordered from us as a replacement for Your destroyed Wildberries order is burning right now in our warehouse. There is no refund of Your money, because insurance company don't pay us."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"Good evening comrades firemen. I represent Putin's villa in Sochi and I have very bad new for You. If You can't stop that fucking fire and smoke that disturbs the elite visiting the villa, we will send You to Ukrainian front line tomorrow morning. Upside is that You avoid jailing and torture."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Enough talking! Here is the action ☺️:

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Good morning comrades! I'm representing Novatek Ust-Luga and I have very bad news for You. You vacation to Maledives is cancelled because there is no petrol for airplanes. There will be no refund but the upside is that You will avoid the terrible diarrhea which You would have caught there."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I read early this morning a very interesting article by Harri Ohra-aho (Kymen Sanomat): Headline: Some oligarchs are still sitting at the table with Putin, but some have already been moved to the menu. Please note: Translation by Google. Feel free to ask me if something looks strange.

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Good morning From KiNEF! I have very bad news for You and Your car. You won't get real petrol (that new shit is not counted because it will broke Your engine) so it will not move. Upside is that Wildberries will hire it and use it as a storage for that Chinese crap which everyone likes to have"

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"Good morning General Gerasimov! I'm representing the Yaroslavl Oil Refinery and I have bad news for You. All of trucks will be useless because we are not able to deliver petrol. I suggest that You contact Colonel Donkey and his team to get some help if You need transports of men and ammo."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"Dear Bashkortostan's comrades! I'm representing now Ozon because Wildberries don't have any more enough money to pay my salary. Anyway, as You see all of Your orders are burning to ashes and You need to reorder everything for higher prices because this is high risk business. Sorry, no upside."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Those pictures always reminds me of this:

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Good morning Babushka. I'm representing the Wildberries and I'm sorry to tell You that the crap clothes You have ordered from China are burning in Wildberries Kotovsk warehouse. There will be no refunds of Your money. Upside is that none of those dresses would have been suitable for You body."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"Good morning Mr. President Putin. I'm representing the Kstovo oil refinery and I have bad news for You. Your new mobilized troops have to walk to Ukraine because You will not have our oil. Upside is that You don't have to worry about the insuffient amount of suitable transportation lorries."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

"Dear Customers! I'm representing AGCC and I have bad news for You. Our production plant is burning like a torch and You will not have the products You have ordered. Upside is that we have made this very easy for You: You don't need to go to bank for a refund because there will not be any."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"WTF?? Three warehouses at the same time!! I have to hire my twin brothers to be able to tell all the bad news in short notice."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Dear Krasnodar comrades! Ozon hired me to tell You the bad news, so here it is: The Ozon warehouse in Krasnodar is burning to ashes so You don't need to be anymore concerned if Your deliver is delayed or not. It will not come without a new and expensive order. PS. No refunds! Don't call us!"

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Good afternoon, Melanie. I'm representing all married Russians, Your best friends. I'm sorry to inform You that Old Don is cheating You with that young (compared to You) woman in his office. She writes Don really sleazy letters so if I were You I would be very worried of Your position."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Dear Muscovites! I'm representing all of the burning warehouses in Russia and I have very bad news for You. Your stock is gone, You won't get refund or payments from Your insure agreement and You have to pay extra for new orders. Stop whining, the big upside is that You are still alive."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Good morning! I'm representing the warehouse in Kolpino. I'm sorry to tell You but all of Your goods are destroyed so You have lost a lot of money because the insurance don't cover the damages of wartime. But the upside is that You don't need to worry about the down sliding value of Ruble"

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Good Morning. I'm representing Novokiu .... Novokuyb ... Novowhatever Oil Refinery and I'm sorry to say but morning is the only good thing I have for You. You won't get petrol so go and sell Your car to Your neighbor who has not yet heard the news. Upside is that walking is good for You, Fatty"

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Good morning comrades! I am representing Perm Oil Refinery and I have very bad news for You, again. From now on You have to use imported Indian petrol, which most probably is much more expensive than our product is ... I mean was. Maybe You can buy a donkey if You need to move bigger objects."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"To all Russians who have a car! I'm representing the Taneco Oil Refinery and I have very bad news for You. From now on You must walk instead of driving Your car because You won't have petrol. The upside is that walking pollutes less than driving but only if You stop farting while walking."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Who has been brave enough to tell Putin the bad news?? 👀 Others than me:

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

"Dear Wildberries' customers! I have hmmm .. again ... very bad news for You. Your order is cancelled and there is no refund. The upside is that You can make a new order hmm .... after the payment system on our website starts to work."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Comrade President Putin! I have some very bad news for You. Ukraine destroyed Roscosmos Company's Progress Center so latest electronic technology is gone. But the good news is that I have a new communication vehicle ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ so You can send the missiles in the right direction."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Nice start, but I still don't send my messenger ⬇️ to inform the customers about the situation.

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"Good morning, dear comrades! I'm getting so tired to bring only these bad news in every fucking day all around Russia!!" 😁😎

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Good Morning Mrs. Putina. I'm representing Wildberries and I have bad new concerning Your order and money refund. Both are cancelled. The good news is that You can make a new order to our Kazakhstan unit and have the delivery sooner or later or never."

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"Comrade Putin! I represent the Kamsky Oil Plant of Perm and I have very, very bad news for You. I'm afraid that You will be locked in Your bunker for ever because we are not able to deliver lubricant for the hinges of Your bunker door."

"Comrade Colonel Donkey! I'm representing The Zyzran Oil Refinery and I have great news for You and Your ...hmmm.. men. We have organized things so that fuel will be totally out and all army vehicles don't move. Now it's Your day to shine!!"

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"Good day, Mrs. Ivanov. I'm representing Wildberries of Leningrad oblast and I have very bad new concerning the delivery of Your order and remuneration of Your money: both are cancelled. No use to call us because we will be in Kazakhstan and our North-Korean customer service don't speak Russian."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

👍 I have the same kind of idea. I guess they will hear also this 😁:

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"Good morning comrade! Unfortunately I have very bad news. Your order and the refund of Your money are cancelled. From now on You have to order all Chinese crap from somewhere else. If You don't, Xi won't be happy."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Good evening all Kriminals(*)! I have very bad news for You. You must walk home because there will be no petrol for You cars. Not now or never." (*) Russians, who moved to Crimea.

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

"Good morning Mrs. Kim! I have very bad news for You. Your company Wildberries will go to bankruptcy and it will lead to total collapse of Russian economy. Your lenders have also been asking about You. Better You leave the country as long as You can."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

"Good Morning General Gerasimov. I'm representing the Ufa Oil Refinery and I have some very bad news. Russian army will not have fuel so they better start to run."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"Comrade General Gerasimov! I'm representing Nizhnekamsk oil refinery. Unfortunately I have some very bad news for You. Your army must from now on start to walk and run because there will be no fuel for Your tanks, BMV's, SUV's or trucks."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"Good Morning, comrade! I'm from Lukoil-Volgogradneftepererabotka oil refinery, and I'm afraid that I have very bad news for You. You have to cancel Your holiday trip because there will be no fuel for Your car."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

"Good morning! I'm representing The Wildberries and I have very bad news concerning the delivery of Your order. Don't call us or don't wait the refund of Your money."

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jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

"Good morning! I'm representing The Wildberries of Udmurtia and I have very bad news concerning the delivery of Your order. And please don't wait the refund of Your money."

jonas.johansson @jonjohan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

"Good evening! I'm representing The Wildberries and I have very bad news concerning the delivery of Your order. And please don't wait the refund of Your money."

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Oh no!! Not AGAIN!! 😁😎 Good evening, comrade! I'm sorry but I have some very bad news for You. Now You must walk because You will not have any more lubricant for Your bicycle chain.

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"Good evening comrade! I'm representing The oil refinery of Perm. Unfortunately from now on You have to walk instead of driving Your car".

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"Good evening comrade! I'm representing The oil refinery of Ryazan. Unfortunately from now on You have to walk instead of driving Your car".