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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I felt for this bear I saw earlier
Giant teddy bear slumped against the front window of a library but in a weirdly human way
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shall we just wind down all of this? No internet, no apps, nothing
It says "celebrities as childs" in caps and the photos are of a child and adult Whoopi Goldberg
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was very taken by the blurb on the Suhana Cuppa Poha pot (recommend) earlier. The most widely acceptable common man's snack
It's that really. The pot is yellow and the label is purple and yellow. The blurb is selling the snack, highlights are that quote and "it is indeed amazingly satisfying!!"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You often hear this one going around, but I reckon it's bollocks. I had to listen to Radio 1 a lot around this time and they did have some junk on the playlist, but I don't think Bob the Builder was the kind of thing you found on there
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not a big royalist but congrats to Prince William on his hat trick today
Football result screenshot: Waltham Abbey 5 Haringey Borough 1, including three goals by somebody with the name Prince William
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeah I've always wanted to read a critical history of modem aesthetics. It's about time somebody pulled apart the way modems look
A clunker of a typo on the BBC site where apparently A Critical History of Modem Aesthetics is in this shitty library
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
NOW logo but it's PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SKRONK
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Perhaps the reason the Trainspotting musical got awful reviews, couldn't sell tickets, and is now being binned, is that it didn't seem to understand what Trainspotting *even is*
"Trainspotting is not just a show. It's a moment. It's a manifesto. It's who we are.

CHOOSE LIFE."
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Imagine pouring your heart out to a newspaper journalist and that's the headline you get, you'd be fuming
Jermain Defoe: I cry when I listen to Simply Red
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just say no, kids. Don't be peer pressured into smoking vehicle just because your mates are doing it
BBC headline: "Smoking vehicle is 'bad for you' says Hertfordshire police"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hope Jonathan of High Wycombe isn't a betting man
"This match has got 0-0 written all over it" by Jonathan of High Wycombe on the BBC live blog of CIV v NOR
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Like if I showed that to him he'd pretend not to understand the C in the corner and suggest I put the heating on
The thermometer in my living room, currently 33.1 degrees Celsius, the correct measurement but the wrong amount
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Modern Doctor Who logo but it's Doctor Beeching
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm sorry but the dodgy AI Starmer fan graphics are cracking me up
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't take many photos, and the ones that exist are often not of obvious recognisable things, so Google Photos doesn't have much to go on when making pointless suggestions. I get reminded of this cursed pint at least once a week. Often just after eating
It's a pint of cask IPA but there is so much sediment in it, like it might be more sediment than not. The photo caption is "cheers!"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Top drawer analysis from Chris Mason here
Chris Mason providing "analysis" that can be summed up as "some people think one thing, others think another, more insane thing, who can know which one is right"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Which music video do you think this is a comment on? The most wrong answer you can come up with will still not touch it
"I wanna run to the fight back with all the great and proud British patriots that want to defend our shores, yet again, from the invaders, but in our time 2026. Beautiful timeless track that brings a tear to my eyes, and gives me hope.."
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A made up sort code and account number
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Might submit this idea to the band, it would sell like hot cakes
"Rotting Christ" in the style of the Family Guy logo
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Congrats to Hull, can't argue really, didn't concede across the three games and also didn't spy on anybody or overreact to being spied on. Just stayed in the games and took chances when they came etc. I like McBurnie, classic big lad striker who the commentators will say "knows how to use his body"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This year's festival looks pretty potent
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Remembered the French Peppa Pig plate
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
HUMOURLESS VERSION of what's meant to be a fun thing
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cow Meat: sounds gross but does taste nice
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Fun times on the final day of the Essex Senior today. Not quite Rochdale v York level madness but a good "now what" kind of afternoon
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Today is the first sunscreen day of the year. Time to buy some Biore UV guys, the Watery Essence. I promise you that if you swap your Boots own brand Factor 50 cream for this stuff you will never go back
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Today's listening (other than the Land Before Time song about eggs) is the Sources P&P compilation. Pretty much all killer
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Maundy Thursday treat: the Legacy of Soul compilation. Barely a second wasted here
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The wrestler Billy Gunn, AKA Mr Ass
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I see this poster all the time and always wonder if the photo is of the supplier or an example of one of their Sams
A poster for a man called Sam Supplier, and his residency at Basing House in Shoreditch, I think he's a DJ. He's got a kind of single tiny blond pigtail and shaved sides
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The Dune thing but it's "Paula Radcliffe poos on the pavement"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Trying to watch the athletics on catch up but it's going badly because it's on the BBC
It's the Dune thing but it says "Andrew Cotter bothers dogs"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I was probably getting a bit carried away with the whole "Clapton are top of the league" business a few weeks ago. But tell you what, if Hutton don't win it from here there's going to be an inquiry
It's the Thurlow Nunn Eastern Counties League Division One South table, and Hutton are two points clear at the top with a game in hand
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Pokopia font thing but it's the words to You Suffer by Napalm Death
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Special guest has turned up at the football (Redbridge v Walthamstow)
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yeah, I was admiring that too. And also one guy had this, probably a reproduction but still
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There's a load of Port Vale fans in the pub and goodness me their home shirt is pretty
Plain white with black trim, kit maker and a sort of monogrammed badge in pale gold, no sponsor, simple as fuck but weirdly elegant
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Reminded of my run of putting real people in charge of Spurs on CM 01/02 and having them do things like only signing players called Fox, Law or Ure
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I got hopeful, where's the fun in that?
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Been Where Love Livesed with the programme from me and dad's first football match. 0-0 draw, iirc would have been a fairly heavy defeat if not for (the) Maik Taylor in goal
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Paddington, this isn't a good idea
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Step away from the animal, Malcolm
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If you enjoy drinking cask ale then I heartily recommend Southern Strong by Three Acre should you spot it about. Just does what it needs to. Extremely "seasonal" and "warming" but it's really balanced, it isn't potent for the hell of it
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Our Homicide: Life on the Street
I had a crush on Constable Habib at the time, got to say
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
How can this inoffensive man have become so viscerally loathed?
Neil Warnock staring down the camera
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"I went there on a scholarship"
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
For a few seconds I figured this was a young bloke who went by the name of Trombonist Toby. A billion streams, big on TikTok or whatever
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Jon @jonimonlydancing.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
It's the Mamdani poster or whatever but it says "Hats for The Blue Nile". I should go to sleep really
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