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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface

@jonesymoops.bsky.social
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Trying to help us learn from history correctly. Babcom Pod Host. They/Them. Disaster Bi.

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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I haven't posted a cat in a while.
This is Moon. She is a grayish torby cat with swirls of black, brown, orange, and white. She is comfortably lounging on a beige carpet with my hand giving her head scritches.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I am sick and bored and thought it was time to do one of those three fictional characters you identify with or some shit.
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys with a cute white and orange kitty on his head.Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion in front of the Moon.April Ludgate from Parks and Recs is happy because she’s with a dog.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
How bought a timeline cleanser? This giant thing is loofah. Or at least it will be in time. Could probably eat it right now if I felt so inclined. The bees love the flowers so much they push each other around.
Unripe loofah, about a size where you need magnums, amongst hamelia patens and marigold.A loofah blossom amongst hamelia patens and marigold. If you zoom into the yellow blossom you will find a couple of honeybees.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Sometimes it’s the little things that bring joy. Godspeed, little butter. 🦋
A former caterpillar that gorged itself on host plant and dissolved itself into goo re-emerges from a chrysalis as a butterfly, hanging from a window overhand with the morning light reflecting banana trees on the window.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Stinkapus.
A grey torbie cat getting the chin rubs that make her happy from the palest of tiny hands. She is pleased.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Y’all know I am not a Jerry Doyle fan, but I still hold onto this from a Minneapolis 1990s sci-fi convention. It seems funny now that my life includes a weekly record that heavily dunks on Doyle. But also it reminds me of dad.
A 30 year old blue piece of paper from a sci-fi convention in Minneapolis with a pencil drawing of Jerry Doyle as Garibaldi with the following text:

“Babylon 5 fans! Here’s your chance to become part of The Jerry Doyle Media Group.

The club formerly known as Garibaldi & Company.

The only club fully sanctioned by Jerry “Michael Garibaldi” Doyle.

For more information send an SASE to the Jerry Doyle Media Group” with a Washington address and an aol email that are probably no longer valid because this is 30 years old.


Also on there in all caps below…

“Newsletters! Merchandise Information! Games! Puzzles! Reading List! Photos! Jerry Doyle Sightings! Cynicism and Irreverence! Bulletin Board Guide! Babylon 5 Series Updates! B5 Humor! JMS Quotes and Wit! On-Line Chat! B5 File Library! Convention Dates & Locations!”

And the signature of one Jerry Doyle, B5’s resident right wing jerkoff.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Don’t make me tap the Damo sign again.
A picture of wrestler Killain Dain with a quote by him as Big Damo: “Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don’t know what to tell you.”
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This is how I feel trying to celebrate Pride this year.
Gus Fring adjusts his tie as a nurse looks on in horror after Hector blows himself up along with half of Gus’s face.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Marty, the Dude’s Landlord, tells the Dude that tomorrow is already the 10th.

Far out.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Here’s some fucking sunflowers.
This is a sunflower: yellow and brown.This is a different kind of sunflower. Instead of a brown disc, it is more yellow.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Marty is letting you (and the Dude) know that tomorrow is already the 10th.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Plant is not even a foot tall, and it’s already got a stinky gardenia flower making the whole area smell wonderful.
A large white flower on a tiny gardenia plant. If you could smell this flower, you would be amazed by the fragrance.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
There’s a certain poetry that this monarch has successfully transformed from green dumbass to green goo to orange butterfly on this day of Trans visibility. Hope remains while the company is true.
A monarch butterfly emerged from its cocoon.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only… “Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine number four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over.”
Julian, Ricky, and Bubbles dressed up to play Spacemen.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is my happy place.
The Dude, Walter, and Donny discuss the Dude’s rug, which had been urinated in, while bowling.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you
Freddie Mercury wearing a sleeveless pink top, a black vinyl mini skirt, and vacuuming a living room.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
February 14, 1990: Roses are red, the earth is blue, Voyager 1 took a picture of you.
“Pale Blue Dot” by Voyager 1.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Phil Connors from Groundhog Day, reporting, but instead it says “Well it’s “throw a dildo day,” again.”
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We could all use a laugh today…
The DIC Entertainment logo, but the closed captioning refers to it as “dick.”
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Choose 20 #StarTrek episodes that have stayed with you or influenced you. One episode per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just images or gifs.🖖 #TrekSky 16/20
Captain Picard watches as Alrik of Prios marries Kamala of Krios in an arranged marriage designed as a peace agreement between the two planets.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Choose 20 #StarTrek episodes that have stayed with you or influenced you. One episode per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just images or gifs.🖖 #TrekSky 15/20
Major Kira on a turbolift with Cardassians and Jem’Hadar on a Dominion occupied Deep Space Nine, wondering how much longer she can remain passive in this and contemplating rebellion. I feel ya, Major.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
This is a jar of molasses. It is a by product of converting sugarcane or sugar beets into sugar. It comes in various grades. The culinary grades make very tasty cookies. It used to be a used a lot more back in old timey days as a sweetener. It is also used in making booze and munitions! 1/9
A jar of molasses, although a very naughty boy has crossed out the “mol” and the “es” with a sharpie so it spells something else.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
She has several choices of toys. She plays with the broken piece of a window counterweight.
Gray torby cat plays with a broken piece from a window’s counterweight on a rug under a coffee table.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
If this is all accomplish today, I am okay with that.
A shelf on a porch full of seeds planted in biodegradable pots. All are nectar or host plants for native birds, bees, and butterflies in Cental Florida.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
You are banned from watching wrestling EXCEPT for the match catalogues of 3 wrestlers. Who are the 3 wrestlers you pick? (This was a tough one)
Shawn MichaelsBret HartBryan Danielson
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Steve Rogers: not Captain America, Steve Rogers bringing local news straight from the trailer park.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025?”
A possum.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
No.
Grey torby cat pining for a mustard covered brat.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Sometimes I do kitchen stuff. Here is rose petal jam. I do have a small amount of Turkish ancestry, but I am mostly western and northern Europe put in an American blender. Glad to have that culinary heritage though…
Picture of rose petal jam: almost clear with a deep burgundy color.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
As is tradition.
A black screen that says “Dear Santa Claus Go Fuck Yourself”
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Last year I went to Atlanta for a conference. I wasn’t there very long, and my short stay for work related content meant not much time for tourism, so I pretty much stayed in the hotel district. That gave me a chance to take this picture… 1/16
Picture of the Ellis Hotel in Atlanta, Georgia.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Nice.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie (I don’t do those publicly anyway).
Man in audience at wrestling event holds sign that states: “Pro science, pro choice, pro wrestling.”
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
Butterfly and caterpillar photo dump.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Butterfly garden photo dump.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
It’s been awhile. Have a wrestling meme.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
I offer a tortie cat for you to look at.
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Jonesy Zathras McJonesface @jonesymoops.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Here Bluesky: have a newly hatched butterfly. Keep growing the milkweed.
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