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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
A broom , from a halloween costume.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 12/05/2026
As it turned out, they did know a little something about kitty paws, though less than we would have liked. She's not fond of the cone.
Torti cat wearing a clear plastic cone over her head, sitting in low light next to a rather large bowl of water.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 12/05/2026
Same!!!Best of luck to you and yours...
Exam table, computer and various medical supplies in a non descript room, other than the cat climbing box on the wall.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 12/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
Doctor Natalie Lambert, the medical examiner from the TV series Forever Knight. She reads the book The Denied while another Doctor looks on.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 12/05/2026
And now Teia would like you to know that she is unamused and "mergingc vet klink don't know nuffin her stoopip 🐾 anywise"
Torti cat with both dark and light fur burying her nose in the crook of an arm. The cat does not look like she is having a good day, and wants to make sure the alt test reflects the extreme unfairness of taking a pretty girl with a hurting toenail and making her endure a horrible loud bumpy ride to a scary place when all she wanted to do was sit on her mama, which she will not want to do anymore because of this betrayal. Also, the arm is covered in a purple and black flannel shirt.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 05/05/2026
Saw this travesty on Marketplace today, seemed appropriate to share my pain. Happy Star Wars Day, and May the fourth of the many out weigh the first of the few.
A large number of Books in a Facebook Marketplace post labeled “Star Wars Book”. The spine of each book can be seen, clearly indicating a series of “Star Trek”
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 22/03/2026
Sometimes you can’t see the forest for the… uh… anyway
Tree covered path, with a fresh snowfall and snow still falling. In the distance there is a small footbridge. A single line extends through the snow, where some crazed person has braved the 18” snowfall on their bicycle.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 02/03/2026
Every time I drive past this place I think of Gonzo.
A red brick building that  contains housing, with a nameplate stating: the KLASSIK
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 11/01/2026
Meme that reads:

FUCK OFF.
THEN KEEP FUCKING OFF.
KEEP FUCKING OFF UNTIL YOU GET TO A GATE WITH A SIGN SAYING
"YOU CANT FUCK OFF PAST HERE.

CLIMB OVER THE GATE, DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM, AND KEEP FUCKING OFF FOREVER.

Text is in all caps in a white handwriting style font, on a black background.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 24/12/2025
And the Award for 2025’s Most Obvious Statement goes to the author of the headline: “Analysis… Extreme redactions undercut Epstein files release”
Photo of papers completely redacted with black rectangles, above a headline “Extreme Redactions undercut Epstein files release”
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 21/12/2025
Fixed it. #Redacted
A photo of the Donald Trump and John F Kennedy Memorial Center for Performing arts, with one of the names redacted. There is electronic scaffolding in front of the  building.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 08/12/2025
Just watched Legend for possibly the first time since the 80s, and all I have to say is…
A green goblin from the movie Legend, looking rathe excited, extending a finger.

Over the photo is meme text: Please State the Nature of the Meg Mucklebones emergency.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 23/11/2025
I can’t stress this enough. Get yourself a significant other who understands how to make pancakes. #breakfast
A thin blue and white patterned 10.5” plate with a single pancake occupying most of the plate. In the distance is a similar plate, with a similar pancake.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 15/11/2025
Birthday Chili Dog for my wife…
French bread with the top removed. In its place is a mixture of chili, cheese and lil smokies made with turkey.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 06/11/2025
I suppose this title screen is more impressive…
TV screen showing the title screen for the movie Generation X.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 06/11/2025
Tonight’s Movie…
Television screen showing a basic DVD menu with the title GENERATION X in all caps.  Behind the TV are signs reading “Bang!” and “Pow!” as shown in classic comics.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 21/10/2025
OMG, who attacked the White House? Terrorism!
The White House photographed from the driveway between it and the Treasury building, with the facade of the East Wing gutted, as if it had been struck by a bomb.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 17/06/2025
More accurate for me….
My friendship circle over the years, showing the dates 2020, 2022, and 2025, all with a black cat’s face.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 05/05/2025
Things keep getting weirder. I mean, it’s grape that people treasure the past….
A Facebook marketplace post showing a white frame containing grape jam packet from 1986, for sale for $200.A Facebook marketplace post showing a grape jam packet from 1986, for sale for $200.  The packet

 is framed.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 03/05/2025
Trumps Tariffs are working, look 29¢ gas!!!
GasBuddy Search Results from OK,showing gas for $0.29, $2.29, and $2.38 at three stations. Obviously a typo.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 30/04/2025
Watching Batman. I can’t believe that Vicky Vale and I drove the same car. In the same color.
Photo of a 1980 Chevy Citation, as pictured in the 1989 movie Batman
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 28/04/2025
Some mushroom pasta seems like the appropriate meal…. #TheLastOfUs
Two bowls with red sauce, pasta, and three slices of garlic bread, topped with parsley and parmesan cheese. The bowls are sitting on a white countertop, with an unnecessary amount of shadow.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 26/04/2025
Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
Dark haired man making exasperated expressions
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 20/04/2025
Watching Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Wish me luck. #Marvel #Mcu
David Hasslehof smoking a cigar, wearing an eye patch, playing the Marvel character Nick Fury.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 16/04/2025
Of course, then I discovered we can’t e-file, and I had one envelope and only one old 44¢ stamp. This morning it took me an hour to buy envelopes, correctly fill them out and seal them (7 tries), buy stamps, and mail them.
Meme with Boromir from the Lord of the Rings movies saying “One does not simply fill out envelopes and mail one’s taxes. There are signatures, and return addresses, and putting the state address on the state return…”
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 16/04/2025
Sometimes there are benefits to having a brain wired differently with #ADHD. Found at 11:13pm last night that an org I am involved in hasn’t filed taxes in years. No past paperwork either. Deadline mode, so in 30 min, I’ve read enough to fill out the one page tax form for this org. (more)
Meme with Gimli the Dwarf from the Lord of the Rings movies saying “Certainty of Death? Small chance of success? What are we waiting for?”
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 07/04/2025
And I’m sure that A/B test was based on whether the reader thought the article was accurately described by that headline…
Anikin: Article headlines are often changed because the headline was run through an A/B test.

Padme: An A/B test for accurately describing the article’s content?

Anikin (with a sinister serious look): Click Through Rate.

Padme: <looks horrified>
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 31/03/2025
Can confirm this.
Three bookshelves, each 96” tall and 31.5” wide, each having 7 shelves packed with paperbacks and two shelves  filled with hardcovers. Only 12” of shelf space remains unfilled. All books are from a fantasy series, with the majority being fiction published by TSR and Wizards of the Coast, related to Dungeons and Dragons.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 26/03/2025
Shot seconds before a furious bout of face rubbing and head bumps that culminated in the cat throwing my glasses to the ground, then jumping down to bat at them and chase them about.
A blurry black cat with its front paws on a man’s chest, completely obscuring the man’s face.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 24/03/2025
Our family asks for privacy at this time as we come to terms with this loss.
The gray blanket has now been pulled fully over the cardboard box, showing that it is no longer with us.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 24/03/2025
While it rested in its last days, it confided in me a great satisfaction with its work, and a firm faith in a continued life to come. We know, as it knew, that it will return someday, perhaps in a different form, as it goes now to meet its own re-maker in the great recycle beyond.
A large cardboard box, split open and lying in its side, with a pillow under the edge of the box and a blanket partially covering it.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 24/03/2025
Never was it more great, nor more full, and we more grateful than during each Christmas season, where time after time it endured being stuffed with more than a fair share of its corrugated relations. As such, we will deeply feel the loss of this most faithful vessel of recycling.
The same cardboard box as shown in the previous skeet, but with a large split down the side.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 24/03/2025
A moment of silence please for the large recycling box in the garage. It has served our family faithfully for almost 10 years from its post next to the door, holding mass quantities of amazon cardboard, 12 pack containers, and flattened cereal boxes, with seldom a complaint.
A cardboard box sized approximately 2 foot x 3.5 foot x 3 foot in size, sitting on a black wire rack in a garage. The box is filled with other flattened cardboard, and looks a little worse for the wear, with rips and tape in various places
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 05/03/2025
Sure.
2024 Electoral Map; More red than blue, but with large swaths of blue. The popular vote is shown to be a 1.5% difference.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 12/02/2025
I mean, I know we used a coupon for Buy 1 Small Fry, Get 1 Small Fry free on our Arby’s order, but I don’t think those were literal quantities.
Plate showing a fish sandwich and one individual curly fry of diminutive size, from Arby’s
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 12/02/2025
I could *not* resist, given the opportunity.
Github release details entitled "Fixes Large Batch Output Location", with details stating:

Fixes Two Items (two is in bold)

1. Fixes numerous minor display issues.
2. Fixes output path for larger batches.
3. Removes potential for off-by-one-errors by rounding up when splitting batches.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 30/12/2024
Nothing to see here, other than a black cat watching Lord of the Rings. #lotr #lordoftherings
A silhouette of a black cat head, in front of a TV showing a scene with Bilbo Baggins from Fellowship of the Ring.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 20/12/2024
Ok, Taco Bell, time for a chat. You aren’t a fast food burger or chicken joint. You do not, underscore, not need a “Chicken Nuggets and Fries” meal.
Screen shot from the Taco Bell app showing the new 5 Piece Crispy Chicken Nugget and Fries meal.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 02/12/2024
The “born to be wild” violin guy in RoboCop 2 looks a little like a current political figure.
Man with brown hair and a short beard, dressed in a red shirt with jeans and black boots. He is playing a violin, with his legs folded up behind his shoulders and arms. Image from the movie RoboCop 2.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 29/11/2024
To you too! Just the two of us, so just the plates. Forgot the cranberries in the fridge, sadly!
Cherry Blue Correlle Plate with  a slice of turkey, homemade stuffing, mashed potatoes, and candied carrots with pecans, and a stainless steel fork off to the left side of the plate.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 24/11/2024
It has been 1 day since I bit my Daddy for no reason whatsoever. As. you can see, I am considering remedying that oversight.
Black cat, laying down on a gray blanket, looking directly at the camera with an expression on her face that implies she is contemplating.. evil.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 16/11/2024
If you see this post a picture of a vampire.
Black and White photo of RFK Jr, smiling and looking well fed.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 06/11/2024
Teia is concerned.
A tortoise haired cat pictured between two blue spindles, on a landing.  Her facial expression seems to be “concerned”.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 30/10/2024
Curled up tortoise hair cat with one paw showing in the wrong direction.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 12/10/2024
Hiding in the dark, of course…
A black cat, stretched out, lacking definition and sharpness due to a ling exposure time
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 22/09/2024
A wizard never signs up late, nor does one sign up early. They sign up at precisely #724,190!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #724,190, AMJones ‪@jonesiscoding.com‬, joined on Aug 25, 2023"
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 04/07/2024
“I mean, they taste horrible. And the texture is all off.”
Fox New Cyron - RFK JR: I WOULDN’T EAT A HUMAN
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 13/06/2024
Dammit, they got me. Look at dem fingerprints tho. #cyberstruck
A photo of a Tesla CybertruckThe rear door of a Tesla Cybertruck showing rusty spots around where passengers fingerprints have touched.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 31/05/2024
Treated myself to some print media this morning…
New York Times Newspaper from May 31st 2024 with headline “Guilty: Jury Convicts Trump on All 34 Counts” and Wisconsin State Journal newspaper from the same date with headline “Trump Guilty”. Both have a photo of a tired looking orange man in a blue suit.
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AMJones @jonesiscoding.com · 30/05/2024
A parody campaign sign stating “Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump, a vote for honest government” where the m and p in the name are actually the number 34, with the 3 rotated to appear as an M and the 4 backwards to appear as a P.
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