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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 17h
I have to read this with a Pepe Le Pew voice...
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why did they move from Broadview?
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes...but also Jackie Sherrill.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was former A&M coach Jackie Sherrill but he was at Mississippi State. Like any good SWC coach of the late 80s, he was fired for recruiting violations.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No kidding...
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like Lynn Swann and Doug Flutie speak at all of these. They could probably sell tour shirts.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My guess is that if it were a "shadowy invite-only cabal," Arkansas would be much better at football.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They just approved $500 million in stadium improvements last year. Alas, raising the roof isn't among those improvements.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wondering if the Commies run out of quarterbacks by halftime is keeping me entertained.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s part of freshman orientation
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good news is that you can text Tom Cotton with better ones!
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No I doubt the NFL wants that. It's mostly former players trying to rehabilitate one of their own.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah yes. I long for the days when the non sports powerhouses dominated college athletics. You know when that was....never.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would definitely be up for Doug shooting this thing IF ONLY because his son is out for revenge. Fugitive Doug would be great. Maybe the emu rats him out.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would have gone with Real Atlanta FC myself.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As long as she’s not teaching my acting classes, she’s fine.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What about Tusk?
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And he fumbled too!
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s oddly not very instinctive for a guy who has played as much as he has.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You'd survive the meteorite strike at least.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Running up the score like peak Miami Jimmy Johnson.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am actually of the mindset that some Republicans wouldn't mind a blow out because it allows them to avoid the tampering allegations completely AND they will have the political cover to just ignore Trump.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Iowa farmers in harvest season just before the elections...
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The look of a typical Chicago south-sider who is gifted an orb.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I never have. When people describe it, it sounds miserable. Why would I subject myself to that?
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chat GPT? Sure, I'll chat about how we are Gonna Pound Tennessee.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cause everyone knows that Bill has a laid back attitude about everything, and is definitely not a control freak.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They always are...
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The parrot is "parrotting" the caveman noises he hears.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The dude ran the ball up 19-10 in the 3rd on 3rd and 11. Don't give me that...
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember some guys.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vince was actually signed by an NFL team (Washington) but when they tried to convert him to receiver, he said “no thanks” and played baseball instead.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At least he wore his nicest one.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't forget it was also woefully short.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First 20 push-ups: "Hey this is great! Look at me!" Next 20: "Why do I have to stop after every three?"
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do they really want to bring a known doubter into this locker room?
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He’s been doing this since his Packer days. It’s very cringe-worthy.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I would suggest that the biggest problem with A.I. right now is that it has the absolute worst advocates...Altman, Zuck, Musk, etc. Complete dummies who have no understanding of how people actually live their lives.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Actually the University of Kentucky was spun off from Kentucky University because a religious-based college could not receive funds from the Morril-Land Grant Act.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Carmen Policy was the President of the Niners and he grew up in Youngstown, OH. His son, Ed Policy is now the Packers President. Did he grow up in the Bay Area somewhere? Nope. Also Youngstown.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If you want to learn more than you ever wanted to learn about Hull, follow Alfie Potts Harmer on YouTube.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
His 1996 stats, when Marshall was still FCS, were even more insane.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And its actually way more than I need/want to know.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My wife
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Apparently he was arrested last week though, so maybe this goes on for a couple more years?
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
They settled on their design in 1998 and have seen no reason to change it.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I still pronounce his name as Sixtooooo lezCAnoooooo like the County Stadium PA announcer did back in the day.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My wife's cranky aunt, who hated children, was buried in a cemetery right next to an elementary school. We laughed.
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And they're not easing us into it either. It's August 6!!!
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jonenslin.bsky.social @jonenslin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m still picturing a 108 year old Christian Yelich stealing a base and finally retiring…
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