jonedwards82.bsky.social @jonedwards82.bsky.social · 01/10/2026HALLOWEEN is a cautionary tale about what happens when parents won’t let their silly son take that level 1 improv class he needs to tire himself out #michaelmyers #halloween 000
jonedwards82.bsky.social @jonedwards82.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Chris is doing a lot for a movie I plan to watch on a plane 000
jonedwards82.bsky.social @jonedwards82.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Both 1938 Austria. Indiana Jones was a college professor and world-renowned archaeologist. Maria von Trapp lived behind the walls of a convent and sang about how much she loves mail. Yet only one of them was smart enough to know right away “Of course a hot blonde named Elsa is a fucking Nazi”. 000
jonedwards82.bsky.social @jonedwards82.bsky.social · 07/07/2026These twins are in their 40’s. If their old-ass mom and dad want to fuck other people before they die, butt out! Adult sisters confusing their elderly parents about which daughter is which isn’t hijinks. It’s dementia, and that’s only *kinda* hilarious 😑 000
jonedwards82.bsky.social @jonedwards82.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This 4th of July weekend, hold space for the fact that the shark in JAWS did nothing wrong. People barged into it’s home and the only crime it committed was being hungry. It didn’t have a hit list. It wasn’t a demon. It was just a shark sharkin’, living its best life.static.klipy.comChum JawsALT: Chum Jaws 020
jonedwards82.bsky.social @jonedwards82.bsky.social · 22/01/2026A POST I’m so good at writing prompts! 010
