Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 09/09/2026Breaking: AI assures humans that everything will work out fine. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22/07/2026They want you entertained but not enlightened. They want you and your children to die on a ravaged planet while they pile up the earth's riches in their impregnable bunkers and dream of living forever. (2 of 2) 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22/07/2026Here is the truth you need to reckon with. They have no use for you. They want you sick and starving. They want you voiceless and enslaved. They want you opinionated but not educated. (1 of 2) 121
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22/07/2026If you can follow Game of Thrones and The Lord of the Rings and the whole damned Marvel cinematic universe, you can follow Moby-Dick. Trust me. 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20/07/2026I know I'm old, because I'm running out of new things to like. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22/06/2026Here's a good example why it pays to read widely. The more tools in your drawer, the more choices you'll have. 020
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 09/03/2026When you're accustomed to raping and murdering children one by one, striking a girl's school with a Tomahawk missile is about economies of scale. 020
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 15/12/2025Livingston Taylor is voicing Winnie-the-Pooh in a new movie, and I am here for it. 020
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 02/11/2025You can get people off food assistance by making sure their jobs pay a living wage. 030
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 20/10/2025Don't forget: Trump isn't composing prompts and generating this AI crap on his own. He's too impaired and stupid for that. It's being fed to him by people who know exactly what they're doing. 001
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 05/10/2025Now that the USA is cooked, what should we make to replace it? 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 03/10/2025Chicago proves once more that Trump is *all about cruelty.* The Epstein files are going to sicken every one of us. 020
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 03/10/2025When Philly cops bombed the MOVE house in 1985, the story was everywhere. Nobody's covering this week's assault on innocents in Chicago. That's the difference between what we were and what we've become. 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 03/10/2025I would honestly like know why the sell copy for most current fiction focuses on the concealment and revelation of deep, dark, secrets. 100
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 03/10/2025If they can shut down the government, we can shut down the whole damned country. General strike now. Let’s go. 1105
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 02/10/2025I want a one-man show that's nothing but bits of Trump speeches read for alternating hilarity and terror by Brian Cranston in a fat suit. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 01/10/2025And here Putin was afraid he'd have to attack American cities. #MissionAccomplished 100
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 01/10/2025I present to you a man who has actually been modeling his speech pattern upon that of his favorite imbecile. 020
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 01/10/2025Why aren’t we talking about how “dangerous cities” is code for “places where brown people live”? 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 27/09/2025He might not be hung, but he sure could be hanged. That’s your vocabulary lesson for the day. 100
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 26/09/2025If you won't obey, they'd like you dead. Hell, they'd like you dead anyway., 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 26/09/2025In non-fascism news: Only 2K words until the new ms. is as long as MARLEY. 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 25/09/2025If only getting the Epstein files were as easy as saying, “Russia, if you’re listening…” 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 23/09/2025The UN needs a translation channel that turns Trump's words into truth. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 23/09/2025That giant ballroom is going to make one heck of a Spirit Halloween Shop. 020
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22/09/2025Sure, sure — we did Jimmy Kimmell. Now let's do somebody nobody knows. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22/09/2025The Rapture, but they were wrong about which direction they'd go. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 22/09/2025Disney is building a new "Villains Land," and I think it's a little bit on the nose. 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 18/09/2025LBJ stole elections, cheated on Lady Bird, escalated Viet Nam, and lifted his beagle up by the ears, but he never went after the Smothers Brothers. 011
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 15/09/2025If Charlie Kirk were a first-grader, they wouldn't be giving him a second thought. 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 15/09/2025Pleading the Fifth Amendment should disqualify you for lying in state in the Capitol. And I'm not only talking about Charlie Kirk. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 09/09/2025He's got a funny skin color and you can't understand a word he says. Why hasn't ICE rounded him up yet? 130
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 08/09/2025No character study in any songwriter's catalog can surpass James Taylor's glorious "Captain Jim's Drunken Dream." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu46...youtube.comCaptain Jim's Drunken Dream (2019 Remaster)YouTube video by James Taylor - Topic 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 07/09/2025Keeping me sane, one practice session at a time. (The mute, by the way, is what keeps my wife sane.) 110
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 03/09/2025Releasing the Epstein files isn't "a hostile act against the administration" unless the president is a pedophi... Oh, wait a second... Never mind. 120
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 29/08/2025While we're redrawing all the state maps, let's redraw the whole country. I suggest splitting it in two. 000
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 29/08/2025When we finally figure out how to break this failed country into two parts, what will be the national anthem of the free blue states? 010
Jon Clinch @jonclinch.com · 28/08/2025I'm writing a novel about a weak and self-loathing individual who enslaves himself to a seductive monster. After MARLEY, it's my second book for the Trump era. 000