Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Re Amz customer profile: "Product Preferences: Consistently replenishes tennis consumables" ---> this is too much; we have to regulate this kind of invasive profiling 010
Reposted by Jonathan Goodwindoleful moo of a cow @oulipien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wrote a screed: www.wastebooks.org/posts/old-wi...wastebooks.orgOld Wine in New BottlesNescire Aude 033
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Latest Miéville not on display in local Rouse's. 052
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It amazes me how some academics never learned from S&W! 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026He must have been haunted by the future depicted in "Seven American Nights." 030
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026"Millions more who have never read the poem nonetheless know its story thanks to the 1984 song 'Rime of the Ancient Mariner' by the English heavy metal band Iron Maiden. [citation needed]" 040
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 04/06/2026See that Cosma Shalizi here was puzzled as well by the popularity of Warhammer 4k: bactra.org/weblog/algae...bactra.orgBooks to Read While the Algae Grow in Your Fur, May 2026 130
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026streaming popup asking me if I like the show I'm binging---surprisingly good question. They put those bits to use, after all. Consumer information I mean. 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026"A senior C.I.A. official was arrested last week after investigators found hundreds of gold bars worth over $40 million stashed in his Virginia residence, a small fortune that he apparently brought home from work, according to court papers." $40m 'small fortune' per NYT style guide. 040
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026It's a phased operation. Next is Canva. Then Cava. then (Ca)lifornia. Then all the C compilers. 042
Reposted by Jonathan Goodwindoleful moo of a cow @oulipien.bsky.social · 24/04/2026www.wastebooks.org/posts/chu-au... 021
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The rumors that Nanaimoteuthis haggarti communicated telepathically and still broadcasts certain earworms and the kernels of whimsical posts from abyssal vents are just that---rumors. 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Light-source puzzles involving monsters in the dark are thin grue for players at this point. 041
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026the pan aves --> pandemonium pathway well grooved, though I of course have no idea if allbirds is an id app, a restaurant, or some heretofore-unimagined thing. 010
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Mildly curious if the base rate literature has any conjectures that doctors are selected somehow for being bad at it. 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It does raise a question: are there novels that maintain the canons of probability but for a single Waffle-Haus teleport? 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026There's an analysis of the claude code leak going around that seems almost certainly written by one of claude's models. Short sentences getting shorter at the end of a paragraph, in a kind of reddit-cadence, that's the essence of online. 110
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Need a reliable heuristic for spelling "Gigerenzer"---can't even come close most of the time. 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Fisher's lady who tasted tea, Dr. Muriel Bristol, was an algologist, which is not in fact a student of sadism, unless you consider sustained attention to algae, their properties & doings, necessarily painful. 010
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I'm sure there are people who hear the story about Thales and the olive presses and think: you must be very smart indeed to make a lot of money. 130
Reposted by Jonathan GoodwinTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/02/2026Various philosophies 048194
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I wouldn't mind a browser plug-in to convert paleontological species names in wiki pages to literal English equivalents: it would be easier to understand "beasthead" or "ugly dog teeth in cheek" or "lizard ass"---at least at first. 040
Reposted by Jonathan GoodwinLetters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin 157102983045
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026I see that I dutifully transcribed the name of the theologian Bultman as "Buttman" in several archival notes, shrugging it off as a Wilhelm Fucks-type situation, one imagines. 091
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Simon Newcomb, often mocked for denying the possibility of flying machines in 1903, wrote to Peirce in 1892 to note that it was pure nonsense to claim that one infinity was greater or less than another (www.jstor.org/stable/985195, p. 425)jstor.org The Charles S. Peirce-Simon Newcomb Correspondence on JSTOR Carolyn Eisele, The Charles S. Peirce-Simon Newcomb Correspondence, Proceedings of the American Philosophical Society, Vol. 101, No. 5 (Oct. 31, 1957), pp. 409-433 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026In an interview with one Steven Bannon, a certain figure in the news refers to Gell-Mann coining 'quark' from an "old poem" in the 1990s, which led to high-energy physics being defunded by the government. 130
Reposted by Jonathan GoodwinJames Green @jamesrbgreen.bsky.social · 31/01/2026While in California, Ian Watt asks Theodor Adorno how his day went 1309
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Sure, historians of technology create cool new tech trees and write about the unquestioned virtues of the tech tree model, but they also have moments of: "did not involve the intercession of vulcanized rubber in the mingling of bodily fluids" (Edgerton, The Shock of the Old, p. 24) 010
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The archaeologists' lament: the best stone tools always found in the hyena latrine. 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I once taught the Symposium in a FYW class at UF. I need an update from the bowties on whether that was good or bad. 010
Reposted by Jonathan GoodwinScott Selisker @sselisker.bsky.social · 06/01/2026New book going to press: *Character Networks in Contemporary U.S. Fiction.* It’s about social networks as context for—and formal element of—the novel. For contemporary lit, novel/narrative theory, DH, lit and sociology, network analysis crowds. Here’s what it’s about: (1/n) 711527
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 01/01/2026The opening sequence of the pilot of NYPD Blue is very well written, though I could imagine a brief reference to the Portuguese Inquisition at Goa adding some gravitas. 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Watching a Japanese carpentry video---amazed at the level of craftsmanship and attention to detail. Reminds me of my approach to curricular and program assessment, outcomes, and strategic alignment, frankly. 050
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 26/12/2025If we can't simply say "per-ee-frasis" for periphrasis, then pol-lik-ri-ses for polycrisis is all we cry and sees. 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Gerald Heard noted, astutely, that UAPs were bees from Mars. 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Davenport to Laughlin on reading and completism: (hadn't heard this habit of Harry Levin's before, though I am Levin's Enkelschüler, if that is in fact the term): 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025[confidently] durophagy arises during the Lochkovian 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Pluribus demonstrates one of the structural properties of SF: His Master's Voice turns into Solaris. 010
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 20/12/2025You can know that Bakhtin rates Rabelais highly and still be surprised by statements like the following from "Forms of Time and the Chronotope": "this extraordinary positioning of the ass in the novel is a feature of extreme importance." 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Glance at wsj tells me "hockey romance" is trending. Cleo Birdwell invented and ended that genre, so not interested! 110
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025To be fair, "this opuscule appears to me utterly remiss" has been written by all peer reviewers of my various efforts. 010
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025My version of @simonwillison.net's pelican prompt is "still from 1970s French farce showing Jack Kirby's Thor discovering his mistress Solange in bed with Loki." The buzzy model showed a figure much like Anton Chigurh recumbent while wearing a hornèd helm. 010
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025There are games where you are killed by masked bravi hired by Cesare Borgia, but they are rare. 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025"That thirst can be quenched by water as well as by spirits is, for the Parisian, an inconceivable idea" --M. Nordau, Paris Sketches. 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025"I don't want to be a professor." (S. Beckett, 1931) 020
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Ask your personal trainers if they know Seneca's letter to Lucilius sometimes called "On Brawn and Brains." 000
Jonathan Goodwin @joncgoodwin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I reposted a link to Knuth's latest fascicle, which contains a network graph of Anna Karenina from the Stanford GraphBase. The graph of Les Misérables is better known from d3 examples, I would guess, but don't overlook this important foray into character networks! 010