Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 09/03/2026How to win every game of tic tac toe: use a yellow crayon on a yellow background. 120
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 10/02/2026The name of this cookie cake is “We Don’t Owe Licensing Fees For Colors” 010
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 25/12/2025The Christmas morning essentials: paper recycling bag and Ridwell.com plastic film bag. 010
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 05/01/2025Since the big text didn’t adequately warn me, I propose there should be a consumer safety rule requiring a checkbox at checkout “warning: this product is known to the government to infect your house with glitter. Are you sure?” for anything containing the contagion. @cpsc.gov who is working on this? 130
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 30/11/2024It’s fine. The label writing lawyers have me in good hands. 000
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 27/11/2024I don’t know why you would say that. 😂 (There was a thunderstorm alert or some such on this day.) 110
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 08/09/2024Hmmm. Used with “APC Surge Protection Module for RS232, Replaceable, 1U, for use with PRM4 or PRM24 Rackmount Chassis”? 😂 020
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 09/07/2024At least they offered to pay me a few cents! ($0.45 per kWh reduced) 031
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 01/07/2024For realism IKEA has used white out to correct the kid’s name on this demo award. 000
Jon Caruana @joncaruana.com · 22/06/2024I think it’s time to bring the hot hands inside. And maybe refresh the sign. 030