Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 1hAlways gonna happen when you don’t take those chances. vH not good enough there either. I’m tired, boss. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 1hSolanke contributing absolutely nothing again. Get Marmoush on asap. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 2hUnited look rattled here. We’re definitely going 1-0 down shortly. 010
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026His header against Arsenal will always be one of my top Spurs goals. Legend. 011
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Being 45 is so weird. I can throw myself down a snowy mountain for a week no problem, yet day to day my back can seize up from unloading the dishwasher 🤷♂️ 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I cannot stand Price, he’s clearly a dreadful bloke but these darts are insane. 010
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have tried for three years unfortunately, will never give up though. 100
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I haven’t seen or heard from my daughter in over three years. No real explanation from my ex-wife, just brick walls and hostility. Parental alienation is absolutely heartbreaking. 100
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gerwyn Price is one of the least likeable people ever in darts. Reform-voting, gassed-up rugby lad landlord. Dreadful bloke. 010
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hahaha, all the right wing morons on twitter going absolutely mental because Liam Gallagher isn’t one of them 😂 020
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I cannot tell you how excited I am for Godzilla Minus Zero. I will be seeing it on opening weekend on the biggest screen possible. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s so frustrating. The first PM to talk honestly about real, fundamental shifts to make our society a genuinely better place and all the media can focus on is pensions. Tedious. 040
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Star-Tac with the larger battery. Felt like an absolute baller 😄 011
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Who looks after the ninth circle of hell when this guy’s not there? 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I don’t really have any interest in Ed Sheeran as a bloke or a musician, but I just saw his ‘apology’ talking about Isreal and Palestine. Reading some AI generated, paper thin, zionist bullshit from a teleprompter. Good luck, Edward. You’ll need it. 2141
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026RE film was tremendo. Great nods to the games without being too overt about it. Just a really enjoyable 90 minute horror film with some good action and some funny moments. Cregger doesn’t miss. 9/10 011
Reposted by Jonathan 🎃Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jim Ratcliffe, tax-dodging Brexiter billionaire living in Monaco, says the poorest and most vulnerable should have their rights & benefits removed to bolster our economy. Don’t bother telling us this rancid man’s opinions unless you say how much he’s avoided in tax and what Brexit is costing us all. 551528470
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Spurs might be absolutely dreadful, but at least one day the sun will explode and end it all, so that’s something to look forward to. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Would have been better off going down last year and having a proper reset. Every signing this summer reeked of panic, I wasn’t a fan of any of them. Selling Spence too was mad. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Does De Zerbi have to go? Spent an absolute fortune on players he wanted and can’t even score one single goal. Generally I’m not one for panic sackings but it feels like the whole dynamic is fundamentally broken with him in charge? 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comPathetic Laser Eyes MemeALT: Pathetic Laser Eyes Meme 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Solanke’s finished. Just let him sit around and watch cartoons until we can flog him to West Ham. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tonali is fucking awful. Fernandes has offered nothing, Marmoush the same. Solanke stinking up the place, Robertson predictably average. Zero creativity or cohesion across the team. We are in big trouble. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fuck me, this keeper’s gonna have have an all-timer isn’t he 😭 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is De Zerbi mental or just stubborn? Bentancur and Tonali with Fernandes in the ten is fucking rubbish. Just start Maddison, surely we’re better starting strong rather than relying on our best players to dig us out of a hole in the 70th minute?? I hate it here. 001
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He just looks completely devoid of skill and confidence. Probably just needs a fresh start somewhere next year. Seems like a decent kid, too. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Savio is miles ahead of Kudus atm. Tosin has looked decent too tbf. Bergvall should start every game, as should Madders when possible. Tel and Gallagher are lost causes. 000
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Good lord, Tel really is one of the least effective players I’ve seen at Spurs. Looks like he wants to do well but there’s nothing there. Shame. 120
Jonathan 🎃 @jonbonney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just drove past a petrol station and saw the prices! Switching to an EV last year was absolutely the move. 000