Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 23/01/2026This headline took so long for me to parse I thought I was having a stroke 000 0
Reposted by Jonathan UsernameCarrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 19/10/2025This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection. 408109772247 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 16/08/2025That link doesn't work, just redirects to their homepage 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 01/07/2025If I ran a bellringing group in north Yorkshire I'd call it Ripon Bongs 010 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 11/05/2025This is probably a naive take but why can't we have immigration bargaining like wage bargaining. Publish the figures the NHS and care system need, issue Care Visas or some such marketing rot and do some id card nonsense to back it up. My inner liberal hates it but it might be hard to denigrate. 030 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 29/04/2025"We like to drive in England", incredible arrogance to speak for the whole country. I reckon this "cultural thing" was different when Bristol was covered in railways, not highways. Naturally, Bath's pedestrianisation has ruined it and now no one comes and no businesses survive there... Blinkered! 010 0
Reposted by Jonathan UsernameDr Elizabeth Norton @enortonhistory.bsky.social · 12/04/2025A clay model of a house dating to around 1700 BCE and found in Archanes, Crete. The house has a balcony, an inner corridor and a large central room. On display in the Archaeological Museum in Heraklion in Crete #crete #minoans #ancientcrete #archaeology 0234 0
Reposted by Jonathan UsernameTom Ashbyトム アシュビー @tomaashby.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Worth sharing 10912229 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Good on you. Ghost has an undeserved reputation as an easy install. It's a modern wordpress. 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Maybe they misread it as caramelized unions? 020 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Monte Cristo? No, this is The Monte Carlo Sandwich. I randomly sample fillings and cooking techniques, averaging out how nauseous I eventually feel. 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 17/01/2025He really looks like Putin in the 90s 110 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Anecdotally I'd say Stroud and Bath, at least south of Gloucester. But there's few people in the Cotswolds in absolute terms anyway. Perhaps more broadly I'd say it's the demographic of Fabians who live near a Gail's. 110 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 24/12/2024"Wot did you fackin' say to me, Telemachus?" 010 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Ah, a limp and flaccid response. Yes. I'll leave it there. 110 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Oh they have actually improved it. Finally I can see the location of the buses on my route again. May I ask what deadscroll refers to? Scroll-jacking? 110 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Build new good houses and let the old crap stuff become affordable. I'm tired of our housing stock getting smaller and worse for the vague fig-leaf of "affordability". If we have to have new developments, at least make them worth it. 1150 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Cats on duvets! But many, like mine, could never be relaxed like this for more than a nanosecond before hearing a tectonic gurgle or maybe an ectoplasmic raindrop, and snapping awake, staring urgently in a seemingly arbitrary direction - halting unspeakable ghouls through their constant vigilance. 010 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Extremely obese cockney called Barry Hat-Trick 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 23/11/2024As my grandma sadly indelibly remarked "there's only one way to shag in an e type and that's over the bonnet" 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 02/11/2024The European centrist party The rural left The "sane" free marketeers (orange book) The cuddly bumpkin progressives Socdem Lite The most definitive characteristic of the Lib Dems is that they can't decide what they are or how small their tent should ideally be 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Are you on 3 by any chance? I'm seriously considering changing phone carrier for an unrelated reason and I wonder if some networks are better than others. I know the lack of masts is the main issue, but is there variance between providers? 100 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 15/09/2024Nathan Barley isn't a satire of hipsters, it's a satire of investors. Now I've realised this I can't let it go. 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 15/09/2024Ah, is that a tracker collar? How many have been lost so far? Our running score is 3. 150 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 12/09/2024GOP should know when to fold, Trump is a busted flush. Harris/Walz have played their cards right from the moment we knew this pair would run. Let's hope they get a full house... of representatives. Yeah that's as much as I can do. 030 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 11/09/2024For some reason it reminds me of the video of a kid brandishing a toy sword and declaring "I have the power of God AND Anime on my side" 030 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 11/09/2024I thought the same, but perhaps just a misogynist. Or given the proclivity for confusion she could be both. 100 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 07/09/2024Spaghetti all'assassina. It sounds cool, feels wrong, and it's fun and fairly easy to make. 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 19/08/2024Alternatively for banal updates when people talk about issues on "the main road" or some scandal that could be local and you discover they're on the other side of the country and wonder why that message popped up in your feed anyway. 110 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 19/08/2024I miss an accurate location tag for a different reason. It was useful to see accounts appearing to deeply care about the minutiae of British politics and yet be based in Texas. Not that they can't or shouldn't, but it tended to be a useful signal. 110 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 19/08/2024There's 193 steps at covent garden tube. Google informs me that's equivalent to 15 floors. So you've gone the equivalent of twice up and down that this week. 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 17/08/2024Toppings is great, but I have wonderful memories of the cafe above Waterstones 010 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 17/08/2024Is it me or are there far more typos here than on the other place? Was there some kind of aggressive spell checker on there that we're missing here, or are we all drunk? 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 16/08/2024He thinks he's created the world's "town square" but he's made a toilet cubicle preteen edgelords can say slurs in. Makes me wonder what kind of society he grew up in that he fixates on this 🤔 almost like maybe a segregated society of some kind 000 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 16/08/2024People from comparatively well adjusted democracies don't revel in the "freedom" of saying the N word because we're not fucking fifteen. At some point you grow up and realise it's boring and puerile to obsess about saying "the magic words". 100 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 16/08/2024Elon is appealing to mass market America with a mass market brand of libertarianism. I Can't Believe It's Not Free Speech, industrially farmed, high fructose liberal ideas. All the fat, none of the protein. 100 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 15/08/2024Exactly, less Nazi pub, more Nazi beer. Stop drinking it. 000 0
Reposted by Jonathan UsernameLeighton Andrews @leightonandrews.bsky.social · 14/08/2024I’ve put up a few starter packs including Tech and Media, History and politics, a basic one and one for Wales/Cymru 0214 0
Jonathan Username @jonathanusername.bsky.social · 15/08/2024People dunk on them now Apple Silicon is out but actually Intel's are less of a RISC 000 0
