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Jonathan Schmock

@jonathanschmock.bsky.social
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Cartoonist, writer, director, hanging on.

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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So Tommy Tuberville and the conservatives are obsessed with the furry community and the liberal media is obsessed with the conservatives obsession with the furry community. So there we are…
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Has it occurred to anyone that instead of killing us AI might domesticate us and turn us into something fun, the way we turned wolves into poodles. The poodles didn’t even know it was happening. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Butterball Mussolini hates the Press the way a baby with a fever hates the thermometer.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pave the rose garden, repaint the airplane, bulldoze the Kennedy Center… I guess because he was handsome and beloved when you were a teenager and you’ll never be either of those things? 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is anyone else considering the idea that he’s perversely enjoying this immense unpopularity? It’s a sign of power. We hate him and can’t get rid of him. He’d rather steal than earn. He’d rather cheat than win. He’d rather rape than seduce. He’d rather rule than govern. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Americans have spent more than a billion dollars more on gas since the Iran war began. Gee, I wonder who gets that money…
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So is anyone else thinking that it was weird that Trumpie Jr’s wedding was paid for by Russian oligarch thugs and the orange clown didn’t attend? Maybe that’s in your face humiliation by the boss Putin?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, when a guy says “I own the moon” and attacks Canada we can pretty much throw in the towel and take him away. Unless of course he’s Green Lantern. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Republicans are finally saying what everybody else has been saying for a decade: why can’t you just fucking go away? 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wouldn’t it be great if one of these Republicans said he couldn’t go to Donald Trump‘s convention because he has bone spurs? 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jesus, Mike Johnson and Butterball Mussolini are honest to God pulling a Joe McCarthy “there are communists in the US government“ move. what the fuck…
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He didn’t wanna become Herbert Hoover or Jimmy Carter, but it looks like he’s becoming both. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Butterball Mussolini rejected a strategy of addressing kitchen table issues for a strategy of simply “Me me me! Trump Trump Trump!” Of course he did, he’s a sociopathic narcissist. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What’s the strategy, people will forget about the higher prices because of the war with Iran because of the higher prices from the war with Canada? #Sociopath.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Funny how my newfound hatred of Canada has really taken my mind off what a fucking idiot Donald Trump is. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All this sociopath can do to stay in power is to say “pretend I’m on the ballot. “
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He said it today: he’s building a highly fortified palace/bunker with our money. So castle, check. Masked secret police, check. Destroying elections, check. Get it? 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So the orange clown “understands” the dictator of North Korea, but he doesn’t “understand” the Prime Minister of England. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can we stop calling the real Air Force One the old Air Force One and start calling it the good Air Force One? 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Press secretary Karoline Levitt is retiring from the Trump administration so that she can spend more time making up excuses to tell her children. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He’s not a president. I like presidents who don’t hide in catering trucks. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The orange clown thinks that laws are the velvet ropes that prevent you from getting into the nightclub and the lawyers are just the bouncers that man the velvet ropes. In Todd Blanche he’s found a bouncer he can work with. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s a good thing he has such a rich fantasy life: the real polls show him way up, the reflecting pool was destroyed by vandals. That way when they march him off to a secured location, he can imagine he’s in some special place like the bunker under the ballroom or the Putin bridal suite. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
So he’s on national television right now, expounding on a fantasy that he has videotape of vandals with box cutters destroying his reflecting pool. Seriously, this has to stop. 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We know that this “slush fund” isn’t to pay the insurrectionists for what they’ve done, it’s to pay them for what they’re going to do, right? 
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So according to the republicans, the guy who helped save 25M lives in Africa is a candidate for prison, but the guy who ended that aid and is responsible for tens of thousands of deaths we make a trillionaire.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remember America, it’s not about a measles epidemic, endless war or skyrocketing gas prices. It’s about seashells and throwing Anthony Fauci in prison. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He’s just sitting there alone like his mom forgot to pick him up at preschool.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Why is the orange clown sitting at the correspondents dinner as the people are coming in? Can’t he walk anymore? Shouldn’t he make an entrance as someone important or does he think this is his throne room?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Since Trump and RFK Jr are responsible for firing the scientists who would have checked for the Cyclospora parasite that’s causing the outbreak of explosive diarrhea, should we start calling it “Freedom Diarrhea?”
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jim Acosta is right: Democrats have to start asking WWMMD? What would Mitch McConnell do- if the president knocked down the east wing, if his ICE troops were killing people, if he was trying to put his face on the money?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As a character actor, I thought one day I might be in an apocalyptic movie and play an old man whose worth was that he still knew how to read and write. I never thought that one day I would be an old man who’s worth was that he could still read and write…
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyone remember “The Ugly American?” He was crass and fat and loud and stupid. He wanted his way, demanded everyone speak English. Thanks to Dump, he’s back. But when it came down to it the ugly American was just & fair. He remembered his friends. He spoke of Democracy. Thanks to Dump he’s gone.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So in a few years, Trump will be gone. Our country will be in tatters. NATO will be gone. Our allies will be gone and what will we be able to say for ourselves? Well at least we were polite?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It seems crazy to us that he’s still at it. He’s still at trying to prove that he won the 2020 election. The DNI, the FBI, the DOJ are not protecting us from crime and terrorism. They’re running around, looking for evidence that he won. But he didn’t. He’s crazy.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I really think the orange clown has a love-hate thing with JFK. The Rose garden: gone. The Kennedy Center: stolen. JFK’s iconic design and paint job of Air Force One: gone. Plus majorette bonespur was 16 when JFK and Jackie were in office and the most popular couple in the world.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So according to JD Vance, Nixon‘s only crime was being a criminal. Well that’s nothing today.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The mystery is finally solved. Why is JD Vance so repugnant to us? Because he is Richard Nixon.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Michelle Obama: You were doing the people's work, rescuing our economy, expanding health care, ending a war, ordering the bin laden raid, saving an auto industry, winning a peace prize.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Maybe one of our most powerful actions as a community, as a tribe, is to shun. It doesn’t take money or planning or risk. Just resolve. Trump was shunned yesterday by international leaders, today by our leaders, and daily by everyone. He’s done. He’s over.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yesterday at the G7, world leaders shun the orange clown. Today at the opening of the Obama Center, America’s leaders, shun him as well. As does America and the world.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The clown’s choice of Bill Pultie to be the DNI is such a fuck you to all of us. He wants to make us afraid, and for good reason. If shit goes down, he’s the Pres. He’ll be on Air Force One over the North Pole in half an hour. Not us. Pultie will be busy digging up shit on Adam Schiff. Sorry losers.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
So how great is it that Donald Trump is calling Graham Platner a thug who looks like a pig?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Is anyone else noticing that the orange clown, for such a super macho man, is spending so much of his time on redecorating projects normally reserved for First Ladies? Shouldn’t Mamie Eisenhower be the one refurbishing the reflecting pool?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m sure it’s interesting for psychologists who study senile dementia to listen to the prattling on about dumocrats and Barack Hussain Obama and sleepy Joe, but why did the rest of us have to listen to it?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Everyone’s worried about this $1.7 billion weaponization slush fund being used to pay the insurrectionist for January 6, 2021. What about seeing it as salary for what they’re going to be doing in January 2029?
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
People are wondering if the “new Republican Party” is going to emerge. They already had their new Republican Party. It’s called Maga fascism.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You wanna hear some scary, sophisticated bullshit? Listen to JD Vance standing up in front of the fake state media press corps.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
So he’s the president. He sues the country that he’s the president of. Then he orders his treasury secretary to “settle“ the lawsuit for $10 billion. He orders the country that he runs to just pay him $10 billion. $10 billion of our money. $10 billion is the annual budget of the IRS. That’s real.
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Jonathan Schmock @jonathanschmock.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The Chinese must be so happy. A big meeting with a feeble old man who tweets all night and can’t paint a pool.
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