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@jonathanrawson.bsky.social
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Inside of all of us there are two tigers - one is the king of the jungle and the other is Tigger.
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACHES SAYING STUFF LIKE, “WE’RE GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND GLORIFY GOD” I’M GOONG TO BECOME A COACH AND SAY SHIT LIKE “THOUGH WE MIGHT CONQUER IN BATTLE A THOUSAND TIMES A THOUSAND MEN, WE’RE THE GREATEST BATTLE WINNER IF WE CONQUER JUST ONE - OURSELVES !!!”
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I HAVE BEEN ASKED BEFORE, “DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO WHEN YOU DIE ?” AND ON THE ONE HAND, EVERYONE I KNOW AND LOVE WILL BE IN HELL. HOWEVER, ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN. SO
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I hope they validate parking in heaven.
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Pooping in a toilet is beta behavior !! Dig a hole !!
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
If I had to describe my current state of physical fitness it would be shower time, adderall, glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans.
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Do you think there is anyone out there who went by Chazz in the 90’s/2000’s that has named their daughter Chazzalynn or Chazzee or something? If you know of anyone, please let me know.
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
AI this !! AI that !! I sleep well at night because I know that AI will never replace me at what I do best - it cannot hate itself as much as I hate myself.
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I hope they have 5G in heaven
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My most aggro quality is that whenever I see football being played in the snow I immediately think to myself “… hell yeah”
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You either die the cheesemonger or you live long enough to see yourself become the cheese-monster
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
FREE IDEA FOR ALL NEW COFFEE SHOPS - no more of those horrid metal chairs !!!
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jonathanrawson.bsky.social @jonathanrawson.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
A real picture of me enjoying my first couple of days on Bluesky dot com!! Keep it up everybody!!!
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