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Jonathan Pierce

@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
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The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored. | 📍Chicago

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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 12m
can’t wait for the next panic about mystery drone sightings to start up
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 9h
Y?
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Socialist boat owner” 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
9/11 for me unfortunately
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Pizza Huts here still have a salad bar and the red plastic cups.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just eat an onion
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems like they are rowing and wading just fine
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aren’t you in New Jersey? Reporting you to the police.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mystery meat is now allowed because it’s unclear if it is meat
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fuck them kids I want my 5pm sunsets and I don’t care if the mornings are dark
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
ALT: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just opened the app and had to agree to an oracle terms of service and install a java update
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
never forget what they took from us (the most insecure software ever made)
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly I feel the same. Bring on permanent DST!
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Runners are all completely insane, unlike bikers, who are normal
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m just happy that this is probably relatively good news for Ukraine
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait until you achieve my current nirvana: Bodega on The First Floor
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Easily the best $9 I spend a month
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my and my friends would have smashed these with hammers
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thinking of your family in Iran
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
suburban cubs fans take transit challenge (difficulty level: impossible)
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sage the room immediately
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Speed 7 has taken a weird turn.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they were trying to help him you would think they wouldn’t show it.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooh, getting my flu shot next week, hopefully it’s the fancy new mRNA kind.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately running for President may be how you angle for Attorney General
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This ends with them sequestering in a compound with Alan Dershowitz
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An effective altruist will be dispatched to your location shortly. Run!
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagining this is like Speed and if his approval hits 27% we all blow up.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn’t know Abercrombie & Fitch sponsored Dragon Ball Z
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just try to stay off any Fortune lists
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also me watching the non-sex scenes of heated rivalry
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once again predicting the final end of the multiverse in Doomsday, which audiences will have to pretend to be sad about.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When does he report to federal prison?
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a hardcoded Easter egg
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you didn’t
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They wrote a strongly worded letter.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grok manage international diplomacy, make no mistakes
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(in fairness to Zuck he was using this phrase before Trump got obsessed with it.)
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like Aaron Sorkin
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also hosted by Aella, as it happens.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If it was able to find it at all this is AGI
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
more hgh than man
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Usually it’s actually old contract language that has old standards. This is why it took us forever to get onto permanent passwords.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RFK Jr would know what to do
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just show her that you’re a top 38 bluesky account
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have it on good authority that you once played for the Minnesota Vikings. Shame!
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also maybe have a general sense of the overall plot for three movies before you start shooting? Just an idea.
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John Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never thought the family program that is GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW would fall so far to offer us this filth.
An older gentleman is shown on screen, with the subtitles saying:

“Gary's bringing something extra to the lemon party.”
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plane took the scenic route into San Francisco ❤️
View of downtown San Francisco and the Bay Bridge from an airplane
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