Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 12mcan’t wait for the next panic about mystery drone sightings to start up 050
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Pizza Huts here still have a salad bar and the red plastic cups. 030
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seems like they are rowing and wading just fine 080
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Aren’t you in New Jersey? Reporting you to the police. 210
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026mystery meat is now allowed because it’s unclear if it is meat 000
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026fuck them kids I want my 5pm sunsets and I don’t care if the mornings are dark 010
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comStarship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's AfraidALT: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid 010
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026just opened the app and had to agree to an oracle terms of service and install a java update 010
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026never forget what they took from us (the most insecure software ever made) 6471
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Honestly I feel the same. Bring on permanent DST! 010
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Runners are all completely insane, unlike bikers, who are normal 120
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m just happy that this is probably relatively good news for Ukraine 000
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wait until you achieve my current nirvana: Bodega on The First Floor 030
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my and my friends would have smashed these with hammers 0340
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026suburban cubs fans take transit challenge (difficulty level: impossible) 170
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If they were trying to help him you would think they wouldn’t show it. 010
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ooh, getting my flu shot next week, hopefully it’s the fancy new mRNA kind. 000
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Unfortunately running for President may be how you angle for Attorney General 000
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This ends with them sequestering in a compound with Alan Dershowitz 010
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026An effective altruist will be dispatched to your location shortly. Run! 090
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagining this is like Speed and if his approval hits 27% we all blow up. 000
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Didn’t know Abercrombie & Fitch sponsored Dragon Ball Z 040
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026also me watching the non-sex scenes of heated rivalry 000
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Once again predicting the final end of the multiverse in Doomsday, which audiences will have to pretend to be sad about. 0100
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Grok manage international diplomacy, make no mistakes 020
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026(in fairness to Zuck he was using this phrase before Trump got obsessed with it.) 020
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If it was able to find it at all this is AGI 001
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Usually it’s actually old contract language that has old standards. This is why it took us forever to get onto permanent passwords. 000
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just show her that you’re a top 38 bluesky account 150
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have it on good authority that you once played for the Minnesota Vikings. Shame! 130
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Also maybe have a general sense of the overall plot for three movies before you start shooting? Just an idea. 0170
Reposted by Jonathan PierceJohn Maddening! @johnmaddening.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Never thought the family program that is GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW would fall so far to offer us this filth. 29214
Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Plane took the scenic route into San Francisco ❤️ 000