Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I just had a Glow Up. And by Glow Up I mean I just sat on a hard plastic Rudolph toy. 140
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 13/10/2025How did I go from someone who loved a good book to someone that watches hours of fast motion people cleaning filthy rugs. 120
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Question for dudes: after visiting the restroom in a nice hotel/restaurant or the like, after you wash & dry your hands do you go back to the sink to squirt lotion in your hands …. ? Me? I start by squirting lotion in my hands and yelling “fuck” 140
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Drew Carey reunites with us on the What If podcast! 1154
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I occasionally log into LinkedIn. It’s always the same thing: 30 strangers offering me an MBA program. 141
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Keeping a detailed Excel spreadsheet of all the people that saw one of my stories but did not heart it. You know who you are. 070
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Sorry ya’ll but Peter Cottontail sounds like a fake, totally made up name 130
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I missed the acting class where the teacher explained how to jerk your head back and squint to swallow pills dry 040
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 06/04/2025“Someone hacked us and your data. Here’s a free credit monitoring service for one year” - companies “Oh no!!! , I can’t wait a whole year!” -criminals 250
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Ep2 of Seth Rogan’s #TheStudio is soooo good! 130
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Deleting your data from #23andme is about as effective as posting on Facebook that it can’t use your photos. 011
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 18/03/2025“Let’s go to an Irish food restaurant “ -nobody happy St. Patrick’s day ☘️ 020
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I bet after singing “I want Candy” at their 15th state fair, that group didn’t really want candy anymore. 020
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Shark Tank pitch: Alarm clock that shoots coffee into your mouth via fun tube. 011
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Watching the AI baby videos of famous sitcoms is peak Skibbity 000
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 08/03/2025At @sxsw.com to promote new post with @waynebradybaby.bsky.social #whatif #improv @headgum.com 080
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Looking for a decent 30 year lease to buy option with no $ down for an egg 340
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 04/03/2025All the drummers online doing reaction videos to YYZ which they claim they’ve never heard are liars 160
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I’m so hungry, I could eat a hors d'oeuvres 041
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Is it weird people are angry about someone making AI pics/art, but they totally use AI text all day? To the software, it’s the exact same math. 100
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I like to imagine the Blues Clues guy got a degree from community college and started BlueSky while his Harvard educated brother still works at Cheesecake Factory. 060
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Banking some improv podcasts 2day. Well give u a shoutout if we use ur suggestions! 1- What’s a secret or mystery u wish u had the answer to? (Avoid the obvious answers) and 2- What can instantly change your vibe? (For better or worse) thx! (More info on podcast coming soon) 510
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 26/01/2025With Clint Eastwood directing movies in his 90s, I think we were all hoping David Lynch would surprise us with a new movie. Really gonna miss that guy. 030
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Astro bot is lots of fun. Highly recommend. 050
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I won’t. One has a giant hole and smells bad and the other is the toilet. 010
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I’ll be taking a break from real life to just be on social media for a while. If you need to reach me in person you can find me on couch or toilet. 361
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Was it weird that Silo ended with a sneak peak of a new season of House of Cards? 000
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 31/12/20242025- Trying to avoid plastics with my food- instead of drinking water out of a plastic bottle, I drink it out of a paper box, lined in plastic. 021
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Day 4 of wearing same pajama bottoms 24hrs/day 040
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas to all those who famous Cool and the Gang song, 130
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The way pancakes and waffles are laid out on a menu with equal coverage compared to egg dishes, makes me think 50% of people are eating pancakes and waffles with syrup bananas nuts and whipped cream over healthier choices like ok FINE IM GETTING F’N WAFFLES 010
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Something important we NEED to talk about: zip lock style bags. Is it just me or do no bags with zip closing tops work anymore. I’ll spend 10 min trying to perfectly line up the things and slowly press and slide. Nope. Just me? 180
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Whether you’re on X, Threads, Bluesky, CloneFarm, BeutTackle, Norgowham, pFdddddd, Yamshits2, Tittyballoon, or MySpace, Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁🍽 170
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Although it’s easy to fall for “the oldest trick in the book”, locating this trick would be difficult as the book is likely organized alphabetically and not chronologically requiring you to read the entire book noting the date of trick. 082
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Gonna try yet another brine/spatchcock/butter dip/flipped turkey recipe this year to assure a guaranteed “twigs~dry” turkey meat because that’s the multiverse I apparently live in. #Thanksgiving2024 #turkey 151
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Finally saw the uncensored Henson Puppet Up improv show @ Jim Henson studios. It was great!!! #improv #puppetup 181
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 17/11/2024So far, every post in my feed is about politics or Bluesky itself. Where’s the fucking bread recipes and DnD miniature painting love???!!! 330
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I loved #Wool - I like apple’s adaptation #Silo - but now #SteveZahn involved? That dude is great in every single thing he does. Bravo! 010
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Boxing question: is the “pchetttt” sound from punching made by the gloves or the boxers exhaling as they hit… or something else? #netfix 030
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 13/11/2024A lot of people coming here over Threads/Mastadon … why? Asking seriously 200
Jonathan Mangum @jonathanmangum.bsky.social · 12/05/2024If I suddenly had god-like powers, although world-peace would be considered, I’d make Kendrick Lamar and Drake sit down and write a song about what they LIKE about each other. #DrakeVsKendrick 010